How do I get a girl to clean my willy?

How do I get a girl to clean my willy?

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real question is sauce op

Wash it first

I will never experience this pleasure because my cucked parents cut me

I need someone's tongue to dig out my smegma

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nigga what did you understand my question, im asking for that sauce on that gif op

You don't get something for nothing, nigger. Post a willy and I'll tell you.

im not gay i dont keep pics of dicks in my pics

Then you're shit out of luck. I can loan you a willy but you'll have to pay interest.

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sure watev lemme just get the sauce you anime sounding fag

Your willy credit score is terrible. I'm afraid this is the best willy you can finance right now. It works just fine, just make sure you keep it moist. The terms are 7.25% interest for 15 years. I can write up an amortization schedule if you'd like.

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cool/sure bro now can you please gimme the sauce

First we take care of collateral. How many willies are in your name?

what the fuck is wrong with this schlong?

It's a discount willy. If you're interested I can loan you a salvage willy. A spit shine and some elbow grease, it will be glistening in no time.

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You pay them. A lot.
Protip: Go for really desperate drug addicts

bro idk i just wanna beat my meat to your thread post, please dude im begging just be serious and tell me

I'm trying to help you, user, I really am. But willies don't just grow on trees. If you have no collateral I don't think I can approve this willy loan.

seconded, I haven't jacked off yet and I want OP to post sauce so I can meet my daily cummie quota

Ah, a working man. I can get you a good willy deal.

what is the point of this game, i genuinely dont understand. are you just trying to troll me user cause if so youve succeeded, you win user now please just gimme the sauce

he prolly doesn't even have the sauce, I just want to see pretty girl unsheathe cock with her tongue

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i hope this isnt the case i want to watch a girl do it and pretend its me since itll never happen

CUT MY DICK IN TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REPORT
CIRCUMCISION NO FEELING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING

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get an escort my dude

nh dude ill never pay for pussy nothing wrong with it just not my style