/chess thread/

I would but I feel like I would humiliate you to the point of quitting chess forever, bitch.

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No im too brainlet sorry

any one up for a game. send a link

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come spectate us!

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develop your dark square bishop user (black)

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incels only

interesting knight sacrifice from black

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these links get clicked on almost instantly ffs

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Hey guys, I've been thinking, would anyone be interested in an Jow Forums chess club? We could have a discord server or something, I know discord is gay but it's easy to set up and join. Thoughts?

don't kill me (also in this variant you can put pieces you've captured back on the board)
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Absolutely based idea user. Set it up and send out invites.

Ouch user, ouch.

nigga how tf was that interesting dude got trashed

only if you have alexandra botez nudes

zEDUQu
Here is the invite to the server's fetus, I'm not that great at chess though, so if anyone who's actually good at it wants to help, let me know.

I can't promise anything

>tfw when an user says you trashed someone
thanks user

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listen, all i'm saying is that with better play, black could have converted the tempi white wasted taking the poison knight into a serious mating attack

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um, white, not such a good opening lol

>zEDUQu
I'll join, sounds like a fun idea

G4 what a fucking LEGEND haha

>10. a4
>11. Ra3
i don't know why but this made me laugh
also black refusing to take white's rook is making me chuckle
wow black just blundered their queen

well, he's up 7 atm. guess I'll try d4-g4 in my next game.

oh my fucking god that rook tiptoeing around the bishop
we got ourselves a ninja castle over here

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nah it sucks
his opponent just has shit endgame skills

qxh3, the g7 pawn is pinned

black could've resigned 5 mins ago...

white is so close to mate, but i'm not sure that he'll find it.
i'm on the edge of my seat

poor black user, he's gonna come back and find a thread full of anons laughing at his chess playing skills.

holy shit that was baaaad user...
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good thing black resigned, otherwise white might have accidentally forced a repetition draw with his random checks instead of going for mate

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here bois who wanna go against the rock ninja ?

To whomever it may concern

OK FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TALKING SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE EVERY ONE OF YOUR CORPSES YOU LITTLE BITCH PIECES OF SHIT YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT MY CHESS SKILLS HOW ABOUT YOU COME CHAT SHIT IN REAL LIFE AND GET FUCKING POUNDED BY THESE GUNS NIGGA

Kind regards, black

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fuck u faggot my rock ninja days is not over

4-0 so far in this thread. I'm going to play 2 at once. I'll be white in both games.

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c'mon i'm only playing 1 and now i look like a faggot

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this is my first time playing chess and its super fun. i always loose though. i only won with the ninja rock moves. turns out its shit and black was retarded XD
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Still open

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very shocked to see a sicilian

well, I lost both. Thanks for shattering my dreams. Also, one of these faggots has a 2300 rating and an NM title.

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r u guys afk or wut ?

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chess is fun. but is there a free game we can play together another then chess?

id like to play poker

yeah lets do that sounds more fun. go look for a poker game. and then invite me

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>unironically playing the grob

is there a way to invite on pokerstars? thats the only one i play on

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hate blundering pieces lol

nigga did you really resign after blundering one minor?

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does anyone know a game like kahoot. but actully enjoyably and funny

yeh.
the chances of winning in that position down an entire piece with literally no compensation are pretty slim

if you're playing a grandmaster maybe. the likes of us can always make a losing mistake.

checkers on lidraughts.org

Well played. I'm curious why you didn't take b8 with the bishop, just didn't see it? As soon as I played that checkmate bait I realized I fucked up there

reminder to join this discord server if you're interested in starting an Jow Forums chess club

zEDUQu

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Whoops, totally didn't see you hung that haha. Good game though.

I uhhhhh... I kinda have a bad case of the 'tism

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I have black, 10+0
You will probably lose

yeah but there was nothing that indicated black was going to randomly blunder a piece, so it would basically just be playing hope chess. plus they were up on time, so they probably could have refuted any wacky nonsense i might have tried

What Lichess themes do you use?

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alright, I'm going to try 2 again. if 2300anon shows up again to strangle my dreams I'm not sure if I'll laugh or cry. this time I will be black in both.

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Trying again
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Just the default

default dark theme with the light blue board colors

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10+8 Random

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Can you guys hurry up? Every single person i've ever played on Jow Forums takes forever to move.
Chess should be played without thinking

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Thanks, sorry for retard tier technique

Have you ever heard of bullet?

gg no apologies. I think dutch versus london is a weak point for me.

no one can beat me
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again, bitches
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also if you're still here 2300anon and feel like winning I'm in need of an ass whooping.

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Let's go. I'm not here to fuck around this time.

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