/r9gay/ - #650

Why don't trannyfaggots just get sex doll waifus?

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is this where i buy the bf?

If by Yand, you mean Yandere bf
here I am
Anyone looking?

Me user! I am, but only on the condition that you are not a euro boy.

im an american who should be asleep

>tfw no bf to rescue me from my current situation

If you were asleep we may never have made contact user

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i am most certainly not a euro boy

I want a bf so badly, someone I can touch, love and more.

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What kind of guy would you date? Where are you from?

Well wat kind of boy are you then user?

a soft clingy effeminate one :x

Someone small and friendly and willing to learn to know each other. Who doesn't mind random stuff.
Scandinavia.

that fits what i'm looking for. but what are you looking for user?

where's the dane that called me a dumb burger?!?!?

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a nice cute boy preferably kind of twinky or smth thatll cuddle me a lot

You can be my non euro yandere bf then, I promise to supply head pats and belly rubs daily.

>tfw very tiny but muscular build
>tfw i want a tall twink that i can fuck

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VERY cute and VERY gay discord.

discord/gg/dvTYEaS

yay :> contact new bf?
i am very very tiny

how tiny?
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

very nearly too short

How am I supposed to get a bf if I can't imagine anyone ever liking me or being attracted to me

>very nearly too short
state height
are you that 5'0 user?

send discord new bf [email protected]

ded invite
not working

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Can you be more specific? I'm from sweden

I like u user! I swear!

Close to sundsbruk.

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Thank you, user. I like you just from that post too.

cringe
oregaknefgklndsfg

>tfw he didn't really care to respond to me

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I like you more than you like my posts user!

I'm from Lycksele, sadly. God knows I hate this small town shithole

Yes ive been looking for a yandere bf for years and can never find any!

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What happened this time user? Oregano

We could be ebfs until we meet up

>tfw no UK bf
Horrible feeling.

No one from the uk is worth having as a bf user, at least from here

>No one from the uk is worth having as a bf user, at least from here
Why is that?

i loved moof

Whereabouts in the UK are you from, user? (Inb4 not original comment)

Because theyre all degenerate scum with no personality, myself included

Are most gay guys racist?

I'm from the Midlands, user

Are you Birmingham user that has anger issues?

West Midlands here, what kind of bf are you looking for user?

>what kind of bf are you looking for user?
Any kind! Just someone nice, ykno, and who I can relate to.
Nah, I'm not from Birmingham.

i sure am motherfucker yeehaw

Ahem

FUCK BLACKS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNYS
FUCK SWEDES
FUCK DISCORD NIGGERS

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Aww, you sound sweet! Would you say you're more of a top/ bottom/ somewhere in between?

I'm naturally submissive and stuff, so I guess bottomI don't really know though, because I have never been with anyone.

I'm in the same boat as you user, I reckon I'm a switch but I don't have the experience to definitively know yet. You sound like a major cutie though! Do you have a discord or something?

I have a discord. I don't wanna post it here though, if you give me an email I can send it to you.

[email protected]

In fact most of you faggots are just starved for attention, and with the excessive masturbation and xenohormoes you get confused with your own sexuality as your normal psychological and physiological development was stunted.

There are very few actual faggots (not the ones tickled in the anus by an uncle or such) in this board, most of you represent what's described above.

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Okay dokay, sent!

>he didn't even want to try to start off as ebfs
;~;

I'll be your ebf user, even if i dont live as close as him ;-;

I can be your ebf if he doesn't want to be your ebf, where do you live user?

t.not him

If that user doesn't want to be your e-bf, I can be your bf, user.

YANGED

Im from engerland :c
No bullying please chad

Please respond, user. I was excited to chat with you.

>I don't wanna post it here though

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People who don't post discords is either a ghoster, larper, erp, catfishing or just generally looking for someone to leech off from.

Very expert on this topic.

i want an e bf :c i wanna be a cute twink with a cute twink

No. I've always done it this way, even before discord existed. I just don't want people other than that person adding me. I've had people pretend before and be cruel about it.

>please be my ebf!!!
>doesnt respond
Why do you even bother niggers? At least try talking with each other. Also ebfs are just online friends with some lewdness thrown in if you want to be lewd.

>he's been adding people since before Discord existed
red flag stacking up

Ey why would you go for someone who lives in scandinavia when there are tons of cute brits or irish boys?

>people from both genders tell me that I'm good looking
>play sports and take care of myself
>have hobbies like reading
>people laugh at my jokes and people often reach out to me online
>still no BF
What in the FUCK do I have to do to get one? Having a GF seems lame compared to having a QT twink.

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Prisongays please go and stay go

I'm not gay but
Lately I've been having the fantasy about fucking a twink/trap/shemale while using a transparent fleshlight on it's dick and fucking it in the ass it cums inside of it, then making it drink it
Anyone else?

I think scandi boys are super cute though user

bitch i am THE powerbottom dont call me prison gay

thats fucking hot do it to me im a twink trap shemale

Even if they look like JW or flusha? Curious question what are most britboys? bottoms?tops?switch?

>ghosted instantly
Why do I bother anymore

Who ghosted you would help us to avoid such person :(

Do you have a nice ass and small-medium sized tits that I can tweak?

yes and yes i love them tweaked

Send me pics on discord or something

whats your discord originally hh

Want to talk user? Ill ghost you too if youre a normalfag.

It doesn't matter.
No.

>It doesn't matter.
So you made it up, stop fucking making up shit.

>>No.
Okay, stay safe! and sad

Post yours I'll add you
I work for boomer conservatives in govt so if they see my discord in a place like this I'll be fired

Sure why not, if he had good cs money going for him at least, (joking) i feel like most britboys are bottoms for some reason, or at least switches, what about scandiboys?