Fembot Feels Thread

I've decided I would like a fembot girlfriend. Do you think I'd be better off finding one here or converting a normal girl?

can we hold hands now?

show fertility and healths for medical purposes ples

Why do you need pocket money?
I doubt that most/if not all women on here are worth pursuing, user. Just get a normal girl

Will fembots date a tanned/pale boy with eyebags into old anime and post punk?

asking for a friend ofc

>fembot
No suh thing exists.

Based and Schopenhauerpilled
How's this shit not original?

Why don't you like lol cow?

My ex was pale with eyebags who was into anime. So yeah there's girls out there that's into that sort of thing

Not just pale, tanned/pale, its weird to explain but im like that

lolcow is a (gross) drama site, it's not like Jow Forums at all. why don't you post on kiwifarms instead of here?

Thought id ask some women, I want to break up with my girlfriend, unfortunately, shes in love with me and constantly reminds me of the fact, i believe i am her first, both terms of proper relationships and sex.

How is the best way to approach this, dont want to be overly cruel or harsh though i know break ups are never easy when someones invested.

'I'm sorry but I no longer want to be in a relationship. I feel horrible for hurting you but I don't think I can match your feelings and I don't think it's fair to either of us to continue because of that'

lolcow is slow and the girls there are cunts. I prefer r9k

I wish I could hold a fembot.

>I doubt that most/if not all women on here are worth pursuing

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>dress like male
>behave like male
>wants longterm comradery with male(s)

>is still treated like a hole even if i hold my own in anything.

Thinking about killing myself lads. I'd make a manlet if i actually transitioned and i dont know why i am alive if im 25 and mentally ill. Cant stop seemingly wanting to live as a man either. F

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if i were your friend and gave you a spot to be male and be referred to and treated like one, would that make you happy?

Yes, its all I've invested my focus in is finding a place where i can live like a man but not have to physically transition too much.
I was thinking about moving to thailand because that is a culture where i see my idea of self exists pretty freely

do you have a discord, user-kun

Your post reminds me of this book: nytimes.com/2006/01/22/books/review/male-like-me.html
Which in turns makes me wonder why you'd want to be a man.

Well of course a girl who likes guy stuff is basically irresistible. Who wouldn't want to be in love with their best friend

This whole world is rotten no matter what gender you are and it's always the opposite gender that says it's not true and want to victimize themselves

it's fucking trash for everyone

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This is how you know it's time to stop spending so much time on Jow Forums.

unironically the truth

Do you play vidya?
I'm don't care if you're a girl, I just want a vidya friend

my fembot gf said i was 10/10 and i'm a 280 lbs mexican so probably not

>tfw watch homemade pornos just to feel sad

I want to experiment with another fembot

orgn

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Don't hurt yourself like that.

You need therapy. You have all that gender-nonconforming stuff going on and don't want to be like the other girls nor treated as such. You're not necessarily FTM and could probably regret transitioning. You just gotta accept yourself and as probably a butch girl or something and find people that accept you for that as well.

My fembot gf says I'm cute as fuck too and I'm disgusting af like a Mordor creature

Also como conociste a tu novia lol fellow amigo hispano, hispachan es una mierda, va muy lento

Just be honest. If you make something up she'll know and suffer longer because of the lack of closure. Lay it all out on the table. This is the best and non-coward's way of doing it.

I'd like to make you a breakfast and when I mess up the recipe Id just drive you to dennys.

>tfw no neet fembot friend to talk to

how do i get a loving boyfriend please help me
i'm nearing the breaking point in my sanity i just want to get married

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Silly, that's what husbandos are for.

If you are in the US I have this advice:
If you join the military then you will be surrounded by young men who would make good husbands. Airforce is the best branch because it has good job choices and lowest entry requirements,even intelligence because there are always open slots for Security Forces. Almost anyone can join the Airforce.
I say this only partially in order to shill myself as a long term plan to obtain a gf.

what are you like, user? tell me about you

you all have the same problem your male counterparts have for the same reasons

I am a female early twenties, no friends, no social life, studying for a degree, I watch weebshit sometimes and play vidya, I have a few mental illnesses depression, hobbies include making art, drawing and painting, I have social anxiety and I'm generally socially awkward for fucks sake. Looks wise I am average to below average I think

I'll take you on a date. Where do you wanna go?

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I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT, YOU WHORE!

What do you look like? If you could describe yourself...

> be agoraphobic camwhore
> make decent money sitting at home talking about star trek and taking my shirt off
> not a lot of friends, dont really mind
> everyone wants to bitch and moan about me never leaving my apartment when i am 100% fine with it

how do i get people to stop concern trolling and just leave me alone? im fine never going outside but everyones big butthurt about it

>not-so-subtly advertising on Jow Forums

I look like a piece of shit user, fucking want to kill myself and just stop existing in this shit of a world

ah yes, i love to advertise by not mentioning where i cam or what my username is, you are truly galaxy brain

What's your site tho

C'mon now. Don't kill yourself. Don't you want to see how fucked up the world gets? Sounds pretty entertaining right now.

Describe your piece of shit self then ya dummy

No doubt you are expecting someone to ask. Sort of like this:

put your dick away for 2 seconds im here for life advice not to shill
whine about it some more cuck

>not to shill
Take off your fucking trip then. You histrionic cyborg.

lmao u triggered

I'm not conventionally attractive user, trust me when i say this

>whine about it some more cuck
Not whining. Just pointing it out.

if you're having a good time then that's on them, man. you're doing just fine

You think just because your breasts aren't sagging like mine or you're skinnier than me or cus you have a boyfriend and make money for being attractive that you're better than us AND then you have the gall to trip for attention and pretend you're as sad as us. Fuck out of our space you bitch. Go cry for attention on pornhub.

Do you have discord? now I'm curious what you look like.

What does that even mean though! I wanna know

Unconventionally attractive, then?

don't have the time to satsify your curiosity sorry anonz

I don't know user, do you like femcel appearance

Sure. I just want to love and be loved

well I just wanted to trade nudes and fap together desu

Choke on mozarella nigger

Same but how

I don't think the """"""""""femcel""""""""" making these threads actually wants a bf I think she wants a career as a chef

im literally known for having extremely saggy tits bc its a niche fetish thing (and have a gf im a big bad dyke) but go off i guess. still seeing 0 people actually talk about my first post and prefer to bitch and moan to make themselves feel better

>She calls that saggy
Oh lawd have mercy

Found out today the girl I'm seeing had threesomes with some disgusting chads and kept texting a friend even after we got together, I reel like utter shit..

This kills the robot. Season with deep abandonment issues (to taste)

Is there a universal femcel appearance? Probably not, if so.

Drop her so hard she shatters inside

...I don't know... I don't think I'll ever know

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Are you the dyke who was discussing lactation the other day?

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN YOU CANNOT BE TRUCEL
YOU ARE MAKING A LIFESTYLE CHOICE TO BE DISGUSTING. YOU ARE NOT AN INCEL AND NEVER WILL BE. AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOMEN NEED TO STOP COOPTING MALES STRUGGLES.

>tfw your crush teases you and you go tsundere-mode in defense
>tfw you shitpost here and can never be accepted, just because bitches be jealous of my genetalia and opportunity
>tfw want to help robots but they're too self-destructive and unmotivated to make simple changes in behavior to fix tfw-no-gf
>tfw no bf cause I'm too much of a crazy slut and no one wants me anymore
>tfw possibly bi but no experience to back it up
>tfw no gf

This is a (you) for making me giggle

this is my first time on r9k in months but i am a big fan of lactation

Are you not overweight, at least

Shallow jerk

>when she keeps apologizing for not being able to talk
is she placating me or being genuine? just feel like i'm being passively ghosted but she can't commit to removing me or something

any femanons want a free hug? i wont grab your butt

me please
original

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ok one hug for you
i looked at your butt tho i cant help it

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I work hard to not be overweight myself, come on now

This is horrible advice. Many women in the military get raped.

thank you.
it's okay though

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