Lives in beanies.
Has a nose ring.
Not happy unless she can chill/is chilling.
Has a group of guy friends she calls /my boys/.
Friends with a band or goes to shows and talks about how *theyre my boys! I love them, theyre my boys!*
Her perceived personal relationship with an established band sees her calling them /my boys/.
Calls everyone dude.
Says duuuuude, to express approval, disapproval, shock, excitement, to get someones attention, just like saying like by most people basically.
Always wearing or deliberately buying XXL guys sweatshirts, but definitely not because she has to.
Mountain Dew.
/Sweet/, /Sick/, /Stoked/.
Always texting you or posting things about what new piercings shes thinking about getting, thinking shed look good with, what blink lyrics shed like to get tattooed.
You wish shed leave her hoodie at your place so you could be like aww, dude, it smells like McNuggets and weed!
Lives in beanies
Sounds like a dead end human being
sounds like a cool dude. would smoke with/10
god i wish i could find her
>Sw*de
absolutely haram
Great friend, terrible gf. One of my closest friends at uni is the stock stoner waifu archetype, she's fun to hang out with but even if she wanted some fug I wouldn't do it
>tfw regularly bang this type of girl, except nowhere near as spazzy as you describe
>tfw she has a bf but likes my dick better
Feels good anons
Straight up me at 18.
Glad I grew out of that.
Suck it, finncuck
NOOOOOO you were perfect
smoking a cigarette while drinking a coke? her breath must stink. gross
duuuuude you don't turn down a quick fuck
You don't know that
oriroirroroir
I fuckign hate hippies
ey bb grl don't listen to him get wid me yeh i'll show you a good time yeh? ;)
I must be a glutton for punishment.
Why did you want to leave such awesomeness behind, dude?
Why would you not want to be a cool chill girl who is cool and chill?
Why are you *glad* you /grew out of it/?
What does /growing out of it/ mean to you?
What is the need or even the benefit for you or anyone to /grow out of it/?
Why do you suck now? When you used to suck less? Why were you willing to suck more? If you were a better person or better off why did you willingly accept degradation? And how could you see it as anything other than degradation?
haaah i wish i knew a girl like this. So i could endlessly make fun of her
Well of course, but what changed?
Duuuuuudee, ... harsh... . Chill out, broski.
... You got a stoagie, brahh?
I always found these first insufferable.
Every one I knew like that grew up to be even more of a fucking idiot.
>it smells like McNuggets and weed!
Absolutely foul.
Duuuudeee...., dont kill my vibe, betch...
>Why did you want to leave such awesomeness behind, dude?
There wasn't a want to, it just happened
>Why would you not want to be a cool chill girl who is cool and chill?
I still like to chill
>Why are you *glad* you /grew out of it/?
I'm taken more seriously now by family and professors
>What does /growing out of it/ mean to you?
Maturing style and personality
>What is the need or even the benefit for you or anyone to /grow out of it/?
Again, to be taken more seriously
>If you were a better person or better off why did you willingly accept degradation?
I didn't accept anything. I naturally matured to my circumstances.
>but what changed?
I moved out of my parents house, I started university late, I got a job.
Wild. I'm happy if you're happy, though.
Thanks, user. Happy is a strong word.
yeah and?
we'll never get weed gf
>To be taken more seriously.
In the eyes of shitheads?
Become a shithead to impress them?
To keep up appearances?
What the hell is enticing about that?
>it happened naturally
>I naturally matured
Sure... I been dealing with this shit for years now. Being told that things are /natural/.
So natural that I have to be told they are.
So natural their naturalness has to be explained or pointed out to me.
If these things were natural, they would be.
You were naturally a better person once and better off.
Whats natural about change?
Fuck off.
It's not that deep, dude
Women and males should never be friends.
My life and mental health are much better because I don't have some thot as my friend lol
I live in a ski town in Canada and all the girls are like this even dated a chick here for a few months who wasn't like this but after a month of snowboarding she's turning like this and says dude and gnar
sounds like a closet lesbian to me. I was friends with someone like that. Actually the only kind of girl that's fun to hang out with, but you just know the cooch stinks.
this is like that kind of edgy "counter culture" that is just manufactured to be "counter culture." like blink lyrics? really?
there exist women that actually are into bands that aren't on sony bmg and actually make their own art that's actually good, you know?
cigarette breath actually has a nice aesthetic to it sort of like how motor oil smells nice
weed breath doesnt though but these types of females chew gum like its crack so i doubt that would be a problem
lol only a cigarette smoker would say this
you smell and taste like an ash tray
If you're not a degenerate you do
Girls like this are a dime a dozen in Canada. Smoked with a hot stoner chick and her lesbian best friend many times, they were decent company at the very least and weren't boring. Stopped seeing them a while ago though because the wagie life called me and now I have to cosplay being an adult, oh well. All good things come to an end eventually.
it's hot when you're both smoking but if it's just me i feel really self conscious about it.