MALE RED FLAGS THREAD

Not a psyop?

You're trying very, very hard. Almost got me by repeating the same "red flag" 6 times

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Are you meant to shave your armpits?

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Too much bait, 0/10

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You're a stupid shitposter, so I'm posting an actual red flag.

>he has anger issues

Holy shit, nothing was scarier than being with my ex with rage problems. He never beat me but came damn close to it whenever I tried to break up with him.

That's an actual red flag, not just for romantic partners either. Don't hang with people who flip out over nothing.

Why do you come here to mock people who have a more difficult life.

This thread is hella bait, but I do, user.

Then again, I am also borderline twink, so...

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Why do guys want to make threads like this?
We all know OP isn't a girl. Girls are all out on saturday night st. patty's day bar hopping.
So what's the point of pretending to be a girl and then making a list of what you perceive to be guys who go on this board are like?
it isn't going to lower self esteem because everyone knows you aren't a woman and the list is a meme list anyway.

>lives at moms dads house
Yes
>vidya
Yes
>under 6
Yes
>no hobby
Yes
>no productivity
Yes
>no daily shower
Yes
>is anxious
Yes
>Drinks
No
>Does any kind of drug
Only very rarely so no
>has no friends
No
>Works at a dead end job
No, I have no job
>Watches harem
No
>Fap to anime
Yes
>Over 27
No
>Overweight
No
>No workout
No
>Browse r9k
...yes
>Drinks more soda
No
>pimples
No
>doesnt trim nails
No
>Doesnt shave pits
Yes
>Expects you to pay
Yes
>Virgin
Yes
>Browses Jow Forums
Yes
There is still hope bros

>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
Nope.
>Plays video games all day
Nope.
>Is short (under 6 feet)
Yep. 5'10'' prince of manlets
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
Nope.
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
Nope.
>Doesn't shower every day
Nope.
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
Nope.
>Drinks
Yep. Very occasionally. With friends.
>Does any kind of drug
Nope.
>Has no friends
Have internet friends and (very few) IRL friends
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
Work for a fortune 500 company.
>Watches harem anime
Nope.
>Masturbates to anime girls
Nope. On NoFap.
>Over 27 years old
Nope.
>Overweight
Technically
>Doesn't work out, ever
Hit the gym 3-4 times a week
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
Yep.
>Drinks more soda than water
Nope.
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
I take care of my skin but I still get acne. Must be something else in my diet.
>Doesn't trim his nails
I bite them.
>Doesn't shave armpits
This is really nitpicky, but I guess I have this red-flag.
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
At least split the bill after the first few times.
>Virgin
Nope.
>Browses Jow Forums
Yep.

7 out of 24 potential red flags. Does this make me a failed normie?

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Excuses and cope user.

neither, it's pathetic to pretend to be a woman on a board that's already anonymous. most of the stuff in the OP doesnt even apply to me, ignoring the fact that there are only like 6 of the things are legitimate red flags

terrible bait 0/10 and fuck you newfags for forgetting to sage

>poor hygiene
>overweight
>not virgin
>isn't 100% straight (no traps, trannies, liking anything that has a penis)
>neet
>doesn't want kids
>wants to live in the city
>annoys me about making friends
>dislikes camping
>dislikes going out occasionally

I have no idea what you're talking about. Still gonna assume you're coping, sweetheart.
Cope harder.

>isn't 100% straight (no traps, trannies, liking anything that has a penis)
You're just worried that they will see how unenthusiastic you are about sex is they have seen anyone who actually enjoys it.

Sorry sweaty you should kys

>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
no
>Plays video games all day
no
>Is short (under 6 feet)
yes
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
no
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
no
>Doesn't shower every day
yes
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
definitely
>Drinks
absolutely
>Does any kind of drug
no
>Has no friends
yes
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
no
>Watches harem anime
mo
>Masturbates to anime girls
no
>Over 27 years old
no
>Overweight
like 10lbs max
>Doesn't work out, ever
no
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
only when drunk
>Drinks more soda than water
i drink more beer than water
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
genetics
>Doesn't trim his nails
that is for twinks i peel them
>Doesn't shave armpits
shaving pits is for twinks im a reak nab
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
id pay for a cute boy but women have it so easy they should morally be the ones who pay
>Virgin
my heart is pure
>Browses Jow Forums
not as much as i did back in 09

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sage fuck u f*moid

I assumed this post wasn't bait until

>is short (under 6 feet)

Unless your north european that's a statistical wrong, nice try user but you won't get that shit past me lmao

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>>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
Video games are a real hobby.
>>Doesn't shave armpits
Why?
>>Virgin
Why?

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This has to be a troll guys there is no way this is real
t. femborg

>Unless you're north european
In other words, a European. Stop being a manlet, Jose.

i want to knock up a stinky femoid

The only unrealistic thing on there is the armpits part.

My husband:
>Plays video games whenever he can, but also watches youtube with me. We're both trash with hobbies. Only other thing I do is cooking.
>He doesn't practice any productive skills, but neither do I.
>He is depressed, but so am I. Nothing we can really do about it.
>He drinks on occasion because he cant smoke weed anymore due to a better paying job with drug tests
>He watches harem anime, but thats not the only kind he watches. I cant stand harems because can't take the plot seriously, but i'll watch anything else.
>He masturbates to normal porn. IM the anime porn fag
>He doesn't work out, but isn't overweight either.
>He drinks more green tea and water than I do. I need help.
>I have pimples due to shit diet but am using facial products to help
>He doesn't shave his armpits. Why does a man need to shave armpits..?
>I'm the faggot he browses this shithole site and I need help its addicting

I love him more than anything in the world. We have a little black cat together and I couldn't ask for more. I wish we weren't so depressed and mentally fucked, but hey thats why we have so much in common.

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>is short
short bois are cute
>has a mental illness
Theres nothing wrong with mental illness so long as theyre aware of it and takkmg care of it
>drinks
I enjoy drinking
>doesnt shower every day
Not everyone can desu some girl friends I have shower 3 times a week and its not terrible.
>works dead end job
everyone has hope as long as he doesnt want to stay there
>watches/masturbates to anime
each to their own
>browses r9k or Jow Forums
double standard
I mean this is just my opinion but I think the pickiness needs to be toned down

>He never beat me but came damn close to it whenever I tried to break up with him.
>Ex
You actually were able to dump him?
How???

Sure why not, I'll bite.
>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
X
>Plays video games all day
X
>Is short (under 6 feet)
182 cms
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
I like anime and board games :^)
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
X
>Doesn't shower every day
X
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
I have anxiety, mostly managable except the bad days which come a few times a year.
>Drinks
Guilty
>Does any kind of drug
Guilty
>Has no friends
X
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
X
>Watches harem anime
X
>Masturbates to anime girls
Guilty
>Over 27 years old
X
>Overweight
Guilty
>Doesn't work out, ever
Been hitting the gym for the past month, let's see how it goes.
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
Guilty
>Drinks more soda than water
Guilty
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
X
>Doesn't trim his nails
X
>Doesn't shave armpits
Never gonna do this desu
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
I always go dutch.
>Virgin
X
>Browses Jow Forums
Guilty

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>poor hygiene
X
>overweight
Guilty
>not virgin
Guilty, only had sex inside a committed, long term relationship though, if that helps.
>isn't 100% straight (no traps, trannies, liking anything that has a penis)
X
>neet
X med school baby
>doesn't want kids
X
>wants to live in the city
X might have to do though for work
>annoys me about making friends
X so long as you're happy and productive, i couldn't care less.
>dislikes camping
depends on the camping, I'll come if there's wi-fi
>dislikes going out occasionally
depends we're we are going
>he has anger issues
I'm pretty calm, but if you do manage to genuinely wrong me, then I will never forgive you. I'd never get violent except for self defense.

Only three thots? Come on, post more, even if its bait.

I'm 5'9 in US, that's the average height in these parts.

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>that's the average height in these parts.
I wonder why.

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Arent you the asian girl? I wish I could find a girl as depressed, shy and socially retarded as me.

fembot here, I always see red flag threads for girls, so it's refreshing to see this
and i have to agree with a lot of this, just maybe not the armpits thing
that doesnt really matter to me

Yes, and if we're not shitposting with OP and actually being serious
>suspicious loss of large investments
That's a sign of compulsive lying. My ex said he had a car, but crashed it soon after he told me. No more car. He told me he was signing for an apartment near me. Next day, he said that the landlord found out that it would be his first house and refused to rent to him. No more apartment. That kind of thing should seem suspicious if the stories are numerous and follow the same outline every time.

>>Is short (under 6 feet)

>>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
Maybe
>>Drinks
>>Does any kind of drugs
>>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
Sort of a new arrival here
>>Doesn't shave armpits
wtf?
>>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
I'm not buying all of your shit on the first date
>>Browses Jow Forums

>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
damn right, it's much cheaper
>Plays video games all day
no
>Is short (under 6 feet)
yes
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
no I have hobbies
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
no I can weld
>Doesn't shower every day
why would I waste so much water
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
no
>Drinks
no
>Does any kind of drug
no
>Has no friends
yes
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
no
>Watches harem anime
no
>Masturbates to anime girls
no
>Over 27 years old
yes, under 27s cannot be robots
>Overweight
no
>Doesn't work out, ever
I work out
>Browses Jow Forums
never ever
>Drinks more soda than water
no
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
sometimes
>Doesn't trim his nails
I do but I wear nail polish as well
>Doesn't shave armpits
wtf
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
implying we would go out
>Virgin
no shit
>Browses Jow Forums
never ever

now give me one gf please

I stopped being scared and told him I never wanted to see him again. He always did this stupid thing where he pretended to cry and told me he was sorry and me being a dumb insecure idiot believed him, then he went bang to being an angry asshole. I stopped falling for it and being scared until he fucked off for good.

That's fair. I don't think that's considered an anger problem unless you flip out over things like your gf beating you at video games, finishing her food before you, talking to her brothers, trying to hold your hand in public, things like that.

That sounds rough, user. What a loser.

Mine used to shit on other people, like nothing was his fault. "I got fired because of this motherfucker talking shit about me to my manager" "My dad's a fucking asshole, he hates me, that's why I'm fucked up" etc etc

fuck you I'm almost all of these things and have had a couple girlfriends and had sex numerous times. eat my butthole you ugly wench.

Sweety* dumbass

you new around here friend?

Now this is a fuckin troll, gr8 work

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>Works at a dead end job
Looks like the NEETs win again

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Fucking disgusting. The smell is probably unbelievable.

The camping one is not a red flag, its your personal preference, or is it red flags just for you?

The camping one is the only red flag applicable, but honestly thats probably due to the shit weather here in general.

saged bitch

to put it simply. If a man doesn't spend 100% of his time working on himself to be a better mate in a relationship while also enjoying it and being funny then drop him. he should also love your personality and if he doesn't suspect hes browsing redpill or incel forums.

If you`re going to make a red flag thread as bait, either go all out or make it more convincing, this is just depressing.

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PSA: do NOT shower every day. dermatologists recommend twice a week, three times MAX.

just wash your pits and use deodorant. the rest of your body shouldn't stink after a day or two unless you have a medical condition that you should see a doctor about or are a nigger.

OP, go back to crystalcafe and wait a month to get a reply to each of your posts like the rest of the actual women, if you're a woman. and if you're a discord tranny, consider writing a suicide note instead of this drivel.

that's a pretty reasonable list but I couldn't help but notice it involves nothing about the man's physical appearance. don't hold back.

but user, exercise and sweat

and? I work out 2-3 times a week so I can shower after every work out without going against the rule. are you saying you work out more than three times a week?

This list is trash, mine is way better:
>illiterate in any capacity; puts zero effort into writing posts and messages
>unhygienic; doesn't shave armpits, pubic hair, ass; doesn't look after nails, skin, hair; bad teeth
>obese, overweight, chubby, buff
>no style sense; dressed looks worse than naked; hair and/or facial hair unkempt
>living space filled with trash; washes bed sheets and clothing less often than once a week; doesn't wipe the floor from dust
>buys into any of the Jow Forums memes: degeneracy, white replacement, the JQ, Holohoax, climate change conspiracy, etc.
>thinks art can be objectively bad or good; thinks morality is objective / exists.
>believes in supernatural, be it gods or horoscopes
>buys into any of the unscientific normo memes: vaccines cause autism, GMO causes cancer, aliens built pyramids, etc.
>thinks vids on YouTube and blog posts can replace systematic education; buys into dubious ideologies and theories before learning the mainstream science on the topic
>has no interest in arts and/or science; hobby list stops at vidya and animu
>lacks basic skills like cooking, cleaning, money managing, etc.
>has poor understanding of sexual hygiene or otherwise careless in regards to sex; won't take or won't show results of HIV/AIDS and other STD tests
>ideas about sex and gender come from Jow Forums, incel or PUA forums, Stefan Molyneux videos, etc.
>doesn't like arguments and confrontation; acts passively-aggressively; tries to weasel out and save face if I dunk on him in an argument
>strongly disapproves of drugs, alcohol, cigarettes
These aren't in any order, just as I thought of them and wrote them down. Maybe I'll recall something else.

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shaved is for the worshippers of Allah SWT, the opposite of faggots.

>doesn't shave armpits, pubic hair, ass;
>no style sense; hair and/or facial hair unkempt
>living space filled with trash
>think degeneracy is a thing
>disapprove of drugs, alcohol, cigarettes
literally me but why the fuck would you shave your armpits or your ass

OP has too many high standards and is a stacy, get the fuck off this board

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>strongly disapproves of drugs, alcohol, cigarettes
Pretty good list but listing this as a redflag is the biggest fucking redflag in existence.

I have those
>>Is short (under 6 feet)
5'11
>>Has no friends
No friends at all
>>Over 27 years old
31
>>Browses Jow Forums
>>Browses Jow Forums
oh no

Stupid thread.i could be all those things and rich and bitches would be on my dick

Firstly, I like smooth bois. Body hair isn't sexy. Plus, whatever I do I expect my boy to do as well.
Secondly, it's hygienic that way. Doesn't collect your sweat and shit, and I'm not going to suck a cock if there's a bush before my face.

I'm not sXe and don't look for people who are, it would only provoke pointless arguments.
Also, I should've put
>doesn't approve of piercings, tattoos, dyed hair; doesn't approve of short hair on women and long hair on men
as another red flag, I sense it's often present in the same kinda people who disapprove of drugs and drinking.
Well, why not--

Addendum:
>doesn't approve of piercings, tattoos, dyed hair; doesn't approve of short hair on women and long hair on men

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>Firstly, I like smooth bois. Body hair isn't sexy
That's preferences not red flags, not shaving your ass is a warning that the dude is normal
>hygenic
Shaving your ass leads to skin irritation and in-grown hairs increasing the chances of things like pilonidal. I doubt anybody not involved in porn bothers with that.
also lol at pro-piercings while talking about hygiene

Don't worry, trimmed ass/pubic/armpit hair is also okay. Not doing anything with your ass hair is like wearing the same socks for more than a day: I don't give a shit if you think either is normal, it makes a person a crusty scrub in my eyes.
Piercings and tattoos heal just fine if a person looks after them, don't see an issue.

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>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
yes
>Plays video games all day
yes
>Is short (under 6 feet)
yes
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
yes
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
yes
>Doesn't shower every day
yes
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
yes
>Drinks
yes
>Does any kind of drug
yes
>Has no friends
yes
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
I'm in college
>Watches harem anime
no
>Masturbates to anime girls
no
>Over 27 years old
no
>Overweight
no
>Doesn't work out, ever
yes
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
yes, duh
>Drinks more soda than water
no
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
yes
>Doesn't trim his nails
no
>Doesn't shave armpits
yes
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
split that shit
>Virgin
no
>Browses Jow Forums
yes

Ah, it's fag and an autist.

I'm a woman (female) and neurotypical, thank you.

>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
It's cheap af ill keep saving as long as I can thanks
>Plays video games all day
No
>Is short (under 6 feet)
5'10
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video games, which isn't a real hobby.
Nah I'm restoring a classic car and play sports
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
Wtf is a productive skill
>Doesn't shower every day
I shower daily
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
Not anymore :^)
>Drinks
Very rarely
>Does any kind of drug
Not anymore :^) (for the time being)
>Has no friends
I have friends
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
Not anymore :^)
>Watches harem anime
No
>Masturbates to anime girls
No
>Over 27 years old
No
>Overweight
No
>Doesn't work out, ever
Occasionally
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
Mfw I got this far down before my stupid ass realised it was bait
You got me I guess

Not trimming your body hair is also fine if you keep clean

>(seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
that man dodged a real bullet, heck he jumped over a fucking mine
he'll find a better woman, I'm sure he will

Continue telling yourself that, boya. :^)
Seriously though, dunno why would you argue about some rando's red flags here. There are plenty of women who like men with hairy asses and see absolutely nothing wrong with it. I expect a guy or a gal to reciprocate my hygienic standards, and they include shaving pubic, ass, and armpit hair. If somebody thinks it's excessive, tough shit.

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>Over 27 years old
Men peak in their 30s though. This was obviously made by a guy.

It is excessive and you're stupid for thinking it's a reasonable standard for hygiene

It takes five minutes to shave your ass, user, not having a hairy pooper ain't that hard.

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You can't improve on some of these. For example:
>Is short (under 6 feet)

That's 5 minutes for basically no tangible benefit but increased risk of skin problems

>Lives at his mom's/dad's house
no
>Plays video games all day
no? depends on "all day" but probly not
>Is short (under 6 feet)
6 foot
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of videogames, which isn't a real hobby.
have hobbies outside of vidya
>Doesn't practice any productive skill
I know how to be productive
>Doesn't shower every day
Don't skip a shower if I can help it
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed
ill? no. Anxious? sometimes. Depressed? Most likely
>Drinks
yes
>Does any kind of drug
yes
>Has no friends
have friends, I think, maybe
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart
no
>Watches harem anime
no
>Masturbates to anime girls
no
>Over 27 years old
no(t yet)
>Overweight
no(t yet)
>Doesn't work out, ever
I gym
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites)
well what the fuck do you think since I'm writing this?
>Drinks more soda than water
no
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
no
>Doesn't trim his nails
no
>Doesn't shave armpits
what kind of a man shaves their pits?
>Expects you to pay when going out (seriously)
I'm a feminist, so I insist on it
>Virgin
no
>Browses Jow Forums
redundant question

Not convincing. Then again, I can't and don't intend to make you shave your pooper, so don't know why would you even argue, or pick this particular thing out of my long, full of unreasonable demands list.

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Most of your list is not particularly unreasonable or represents incompatible values. Thinking of a normal unshaved ass as a red flag is more egregious/weird. It's like thinking a dude not wearing make up is a red flag.

Being opposed as a dude to wearing make-up is indeed a red flag for me.

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My armpits smell like ground coffee beans.
Why does this happen? I don't drink coffee.

Also, not shaving ass hints that the guy is the kinda person to think
>whats wrong with keeping my boys fuzzy. shaved is for females and faggots
which is a fucking communist banner as far as I'm concerned.
It can be also that the guy is the kinda person to be fine with his gee-ef going around hairy and bushy, but that thing isn't for me.

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>>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin
I have tried literally everything modern dermatology has to offer. I have tried pills, I have tried creams, I've put tried acid-based shit, I've gone to spas and had shit plastered all over my face. Nothing has helped, I still have pervasive cystic acne. Even if I didn't I have scarring from over a decade of living with it. It's not my fault my dad passed on dogshit skin genes down to me.

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Hmm, here's some last hope for you: what is your diet?

I don't need a hobby to be a well rounded person. I'm not a master of anything but I'm versatile and can talk about many subjects

>Hey user I read about how if you don't eat milk-based products your acne magically goes away
>So while everyone else in the house gets to eat regular people food, you get to have vegan cheese and onions milk
>Also we're having tacos tonight, enjoy that shit not melting at all
I don't know what part of "everything modern dermatology has to offer" is lost on you, but I seriously doubt that whatever you're fishing for is something I haven't heard before.

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>Lives at his mom's/dad's house [x]
>Plays video games all day [ ]
>Is short (under 6 feet) [x]
>Doesn't have a hobby outside of video [ ] games, which isn't a real hobby.
>Doesn't practice any productive skill [ ]
>Doesn't shower every day [ ]
>Is mentally ill, anxious and depressed [x]
>Drinks [ ]
>Does any kind of drug [ ]
>Has no friends [x]
>Works at a dead end job like target or wal-mart [ ]
>Watches harem anime [x]
>Masturbates to anime girls [x]
>Over 27 years old [ ]
>Overweight [x]
>Doesn't work out, ever [ ]
>Browses Jow Forums (seriously i dumped this guy a week ago when i saw it in his previously searched websites) [x]
>Drinks more soda than water [ ]
>Pimples, doesn't take care of his skin [x]
>Doesn't trim his nails [x]
>Doesn't shave armpits [x]
>Expects you to pay when going out [ ] (seriously)
>Virgin [x]
>Browses Jow Forums [x]
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The celibate wizard lifestyle is the path to enlightenment. Women are a massive investment in both time and energy. Imagine sacrificing all of your time and earnings just to secure a moist orifice. I live at home with my parents who pay part of my expenses and I never intend to work more than 8 hours a week from home unless its to make video games or something I actually enjoy.

>Live with parents
>no hobby beside vidya
>Drink
>Fap to anime girls
>browse r9k
>Browse Jow Forums
>expect you to pay your part when going out
>Overweight
>under 6ft
Huh. 9 flags is bad huh?
>anger issues
I mean I have them, but I have learned to control it to the point I don't punch shit, I just look scary.
Does that still count?
Dunno, gonna count it. 10
>not 100% straight
I mean in hentai yeah
>Wants to live in the city
So 12
>Washes sheets less often than a week
two weeks
>Doesn't shave ass or pubic hair
>Strong disapproval of drugs and ciggarretes.
15. I wanna live a long time
>Dissaprove of piercings and dyed hair
I mean those are red flags to me. 16
so that's the whole thread. shit thread barely went into personality besides "don't be a bitch and don't play too much vidya"
Still I shall fix some of these. Thanks fake fembot

Maybe thats the case if you use shitty womens deodorant, I dont shave and my armpits smell objectively good.