Titcow Thread

We had such a lovely discussion about the joyous purity of titcows the other day. May we have another?

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jeez those ugly man nipples

Those titties are nice but I'm more into that tummy to be entirely truthful with you.

A man of indulgent culture I see.

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Is this a bot? I've been seeing it all night.

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Here, no nipples to upset you my m8.

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she's got enough chin to feed a small village but i would still do

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Yes, perhaps not the finest specimen, but I didn't post her because of her facial aesthetics.

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No one actually desired flat/thin girls, do they?

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>whale poster just arrive

So long as there is contribution lad.

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This thread is deader than a New Zealand mosque, I regret my choices.

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l do. In fact, l prefer them.

>tfw don't like fat girls
>tfw like fat tiddies
I'm in trouble aren't I?

You're statistically unlikely to get cowtits on a thin girl I'm sorry to say.

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Best of luck to you friend, maybe you should join that trap discord.

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Well it's not that I want cowtits on a thin girl. I just don't like FAT girls, you know what I mean? A bit of chubb is okay, this would be perfect if her tummy was a little smaller.

Why? The question clearly asked about girls.

How about this? Her tits are huge but her tummy is far less pronounced.

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Can't do blacks my man.

I've got what you need but her breasts are smaller.

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Mmm choco milkies please.

Magnificent thread lads, keep it up.

sorry heres some prime cut

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If only the milk actually was chocolate.

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Nice digits, but why's that lady sitting on that corpse like that?

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The worst part is they enable one-in-a-million girls to turn into one-in-two fat girls. Feeders should be shot.

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Not a feeder but it's fine if they restrict themselves to women who would otherwise be shapeless.
Tried to post a webm but I think they capped the file size since NZ happened so here's some brown boobs.

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It seems like you DO have what I need, but this isn't quite it either. I like these more my man.

Fair enough, but they seem to go for skinny girls with huge tits and say:
>let's throw a belly on that so she looks like every other run-of-the-mill fat girl

Actually, those two weren't me but maybe this will be up your alley.

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Seething skeleton

I see your point. I'm not too upset since I don't mind a bigger girl so long as she's well endowed, but yes, turning something rare into something generic is always unfortunate.

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Now you're talkin my language here buddy.

Anyone can get fat, tubby.

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Take this brother, may it serve you well.

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Do you have any more like OP where they're holding/groping/lifting themselves for display?

I guess this counts as lifting them up.

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This made my fucking day. Thank you user

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No problem, user. I almost broke my dick off the day her nudes leaked.

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Those are some comically pleasant features.

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>comically pleasant features.
Best description I've heard. Have some more.

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IM GOING FUCKING INSANE AAAAAAAAAA THOSE TIIIIIIITS

Thank you, here's a classic.

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Just google hername + nude, user. There's also a ton of nice gifs but they're too big to upload. Have fun. Last one I'm posting.

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Holy shit. She is super fucking hot.

I lied. One more, because huge tits with abs is a beautiful thing.

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Goodnight my friend, thanks for playing.

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As a tits bro who accepted a flat gf out of desperation, I'm trying to desensitize myself from funbags. Keep up the good work bros and don't fail where I did :'(

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Just fatten her up my dude.

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>I'm trying to desensitize myself from funbags
If over exposure could do that, I would have cured myself years ago. If anything it's only made it worse.

Too risky when starting from scratch. I don't want her to gain a tummy

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>don't want her to gain a tummy
Toss the dice bro, she might just end up thicc.

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Seems like it's working for me, didn't get an erection entering this thread, and the idea that I will never fondle breast is less and less painful to think about , it still is though

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Probably had a good thread because I wasn't here to fuck it up. Keep posting I'll be lurking.

Tell us about yourself, do you often fuck up titcow threads?

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Thou shalt not 404 tonight.

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Are you the Canadian lass?
Have you gotten any bigger since last time?

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Yep I'm that heifer and not much bigger. But keep the tiddies coming

Still keen to see yours, I'm sure they're ample enough for this thread.

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The one loathsome thing about Asian pics is they're less often undressed.

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Now this is far more appropriate for our purposes.

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>not much bigger
That's more than nothing, yea?

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who does not get boner in this thread is a gay and should be killed !

"Kill the gays" ~ Gospel According to Tits

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pajeets are so easily identifiable by their writing style

In honour of our poo in loo associate

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holy fuck source, you stupid robot

Give or take. Of course I swell which helps

I think I use to talk to her on Kim, is she from Texas?

Good thread. I'll give it a bump in return.

these are straight up obese

And disgusting. It made me gag.

hnghh best one so far
I want to fill her with so much cum it leaks out her ears

A fat belly is the best part of a woman

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mmmilkers
fuck you robbot

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>match with a girl on Tinder
>she only has two not very flattering pics
>seems kinda qt but you can't properly tell
>she actually really puts effort into her messages, is funny, so I ask her for her number
>we continue to text on WA, I ask for a selfie
>shes much qter than I thought
>although I thought the way she pushed her boobs together was a little desperate
>we keep chatting
>she sents me a pic of her whole body
>she is not fat like most whales in this thread, but has e-cup milkers
>wasnt even pushing them together on the selfie she sent me
>she texts me a ton (more than I text her), told me she uninstalled Tinder after we exchanged numbers, seems a little too good to be true
>we have our first date on Tuesday

How do I not fuck this up? Also, I'm kinda ugly and the same height as her (manlet), I'm afraid she likes my character, but won't be interested in me as soon as she sees me in real life

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Thanks for the confidence boost dude

>thinks a girl he hasn't met |RL has unflattering pictures on her edating account
Oh, user...

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The pic she sent me via private looked 100x better than the one she had on Tinder
Partly because she wasnt showing and cleavage
So you think she actually is ugly? I mean, you never know, maybe the selfies she sent me were actually edited, I will know within two days
But Im much more afraid that she will think I'm ugly
Also is an E cup already titcow territory?

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absolutely plebby display

>tfw no harem of milkers

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Bros... I think I want my mouth full of milk

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bump for potential new audience because I appreciate this thread

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>Also is an E cup already titcow territory?
you bet my friend.

How do we feel about Japanese Cows?

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absolutely a-okay

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Japcow = bestcow

that's hardly a cow

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Based Yokoposter. Best titties I have ever seen.

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ff 10 years saggy tits

This titcow is labeled mudshark, I don't remember where I found her.

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oh yea, she was the one who yelled at chelsea clinton.
thanks google.

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>>out there is some parallel universe where humans evoled from cattle and all tits are cowtits

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just dont be a exrtemely obviously nervous loser and stop comiong to Jow Forums and youll have made it , girls with personality like that like guys with personality so youre ok