/britfeel/

DON'T LOVE ME FOR FUN, GIRL
LET ME BE THE ONE, GIRL
LOVE ME FOR A REASON
LET THE REASON BE LOVE

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No it's shite and Jennifer Lawrence is really obnoxious and a bad actress

>white stabbed a paki on the streets

We're rising up

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6819621/Police-treat-stabbing-19-year-old-man-Surrey-terrorist-incident.html

>suffered non-fatal stab wounds
THE WAR HAS TRULY BEGUN

decent tiddies though

God damn CWE takes bloody ages

bit of an odd occurrence today lads;
so i was out for a walk and this woman in her car nearly ran me over, so i shouted; 'look where you're going you daft bitch!'
but then, suddenly, jeremy kyle popped up out of a nearby bush and dashed towards me yelling 'you really think it's ok to talk to a woman like that??'
he was squaring up to me now and naturally i was a bit taken aback so i just said 'i have a job' and he seemed to lose all his power and slink away.
v. odd.

what is CWE lad?

I liked Woody Harrelson in it

>Considering killing myself again
>but none of you would come, would you?
>white stabbed a paki on the streets
>We're rising up
This is why nobody will come

Cold water extraction. Basically seperating codiende from Nurofen or co-codomal

Because you're all pakis or have pro-paki views?

I know there are at least a few true racists left here

>pro-paki views
most of us are pro-not stabbing strangers

She is quite hot, but she's such a one trick pony. I saw her being interviewed once and she seemed like someone I would avoid like the plague too
I wouldn't know who he is without a search engine tbqhwyls

Giving it some thought, I'm struggling to think of any actors I give much of a shit about. Tfw not in the cool lads /tv/ club.

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>I wouldn't know who he is without a search engine tbqhwyls
fucking zoomers

Neither would I but if you know the race of someone, they're hardly a stranger

>Eat when you're hungry, not when the clock tells you.
Not him but some of us have jobs

He could have been an honourary white like you

>the nearly 30 year old zoomer

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moni can you confirm your choice of either sword or shield and your starting pokemon please

This radical thought process is your inner paki coming out moni, don't you see this?
Imagine if you were a good Muslim paki instead of your degenerate self, it wouldn't take much to send you vanning white people would it?

i dont want to go to work tomorow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That was me driving. You were meandering in the middle of the road you drunken halfwit. Jeremy Kyle was doing a programme on alcoholic pretend Irish people for St Paddy's day and you rekt it.

can't remember the password to the stupid patient access thing and I can't reset the password because I've got a different phone number
i've got a stupid headache and i've taken two paracetamol 3 times already but it's not helping

Just demolished a Toby Carvery Sunday roast dinna. Struggling with the beer though.

Why don't you just buy some codeine from an online pharmacy? No faffing about.

>woman
>on britfeel
yeah alright (one of the tranny trips) calm down

I did last week but lost most of them. Might have thrown them away accidently

What has that got to do with anything? It was saturday night, I wasn't "at work".

Abarth and pigeon, lad.

That's clumsy AF. You could order some more from a different pharmacy, I've got them on rotation because they only deliver a fortnight or month's worth tops.

Dunno, I work a 9-5 and I can't stay up past 12 on the weekends

Who is abarth?

Well too late now. Always worried I mess up CWE so if I vomit and die I'll try to post goodbye first

I'm a chronic insomniac and only sleep when my meds kick in so bacon butties at 3am it was. Tonight I'll try for earlier though, things to do next week.

Pigeon lass's car. Andrew confirmed she's a real female last week, they met.

Yes, mind your liver lad, it's quite important in the scheme of things.

I'm not doubting that there's women on /britfeel/ and that PR is one of them, but I'm sure I remember him saying Cola was a women too

Think he's making it up. Women don't post here. And if they tell you in the thread they're a woman, they're really a tranny.

I disagree lad. I think Jow Forums is fucking with your mind and making you think everyone is a tranny.

who's drunk?
I'm smoking skunk
real uptown funk
youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0

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There are no girls on the internet. So there can't be any on /britfeel/

No girls, no boys, only frogposters

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Remember when we made a colony on female chan?

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Mashing my fanny to one of the cute lads here

>mummy found the homemade moni sex doll

I am not a nice person

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i sure would like a /britfeel/ boyfriend

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Which one? 2 seconds

Sorry, but I'm not gay so I can't help you there

>I'm not gay
b-b-but look!!!

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Come off it, who's to say you're not? Pic related.

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Kek yeah, I posted Kev and all their fannies got soaking

Jesus Christ, an actual fanny

>tfw can't get any responses on dating shit.

Looks like my kitteh

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Any places that aren't ridiculously expensive?

I've just given up mate, can't get any decent pictures of myself either so what's the point. Just hoping the cute girl from work falls into my lap

Are any of the britfeel girls decent looking or do they all look like Ebin in drag?

I want to give up but part of me keeps trying.

They're all much of a muchness but prescription doctor dot com lets you bulk buy. I scoped them out and they're Romanian but ship from the UKand they're legit. Think I paid 100 for 100 last time including shipping.

Probably all covered in acne and have no makeup on

Ach well, much like the lads and trannies. Fair enough.

I wanna complain about my feelings but nobody really gives a shit, lads. Not even me since I do nothing to change things.

Any of you ever fuck an escort by the way?

>kojima retweeted a st patricks day message from shaun the sheep

Wrong pic sorry, this is what I meant.

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Is that your ceiling lad? Looks lovely.
Tell us, we're here for you. Never shagged an escort.

Might treat myself to a new game, any xbone man in?

Beautiful beams lad. Would love a how with that sort of woodwork.

Waheyyyy
lads lads lads
pints pints pints

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Such a pretty kitty. It's similar to my cat too that's why I saved it

Hideo is too pure for this world

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have a good night cola hope you get drunk enough to post your bum again

No shagging Chad, it's a holy day

Yeah it was pretty terrible.
I talked about it on bong radio actually.

I dread to ask but, how are those new year resolutions coming along lads?

Andrew can't contain his sexual energy. If it needs to be released it will extrude from every orifice and cover Crona and Cola with much more to spare for any onlookers.

Pretty good.
25% into this year and I'm close to completing one of them.
I only had two, so that's pretty good.
One is secret, the other one is driving.
How about you lad?

Share your secret one lad.

new year was two and a half months ago, who the fuck keeps a new year's resolution past mid-february at the latest?

Ahh since you got HH dubs.
Joining army, tried being a NEET, hated it. Tried being a 60 hour work week wagie, hated it.
Unironically gonna try and find where I belong.

Not great. Still havent shagged any /britfeel/ lads

Thanks lads. My house is sort of upside down so the living room is upstairs and there's a shelf where the roof meets the wall that my cat likes walking round.
The beams are fine for me, because I'm short, but anyone over 5'8" would brain themselves on the one she's sitting on.

Terrible, I'm still a fat alcoholic

Tell us how you fucked up.

*walks up to the hotel bar*
uhh dos pina coladas por-four-vor
ye grassy-arse mate

If you're who I think you are I think I've seen your cat. It's funny how black ones can look so alike yet so different, but we probably only notice because they're our companions.

Forgot the pic, what a div.

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'Anti Muslim hate crimes in Rochdale'

Poley, what have you been up to today?

learning spanish for when i go to tenerife with the lads next week, proper buzzin

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