Post those stories that make you cringe late at night. Here's some of mine to start
>got drunk and found some local black gentlemen playing basketball >ask for a game >get ankles broken immediately >too drunk to stand up >all black guys start screaming and get out a camera and put me laying there on their snapchat zooming in on my face with my eyes closed
>art class in highschool >we have a weekly sketchbook >decide to trace picture of gohan because I'm autistic >teacher looks at me with a face of disgust when I turn it in >shows the whole class and says no tracing >kids laugh at me for being a weeb
>taking a physics test >had stayed up for two nights straight >couldn't think at all and when teacher called time I had four of the seventeen problems done >went to the front of the class and begged him for more time >was stuttering while I asked him because I was so broken >girl said yikes while leaving and two of her friends started laughing
>get black out drunk at college >am naked in my dorm by myself >have to go to the bathroom and cannot find pants so I put on a shirt as pants and waddle down the hallway >lock myself out of room and was apparently yelling with my ball bag showing perfectly for nearly 40 minutes before somebody complained and my RA let me in >there is video of it that people apparently still laugh at (I would't know for sure had no friends)
>at a party with my only friend brought me to >talking to his group of friends drinking >guy I don't know says something about his girlfriend not caring about something >say "it's okay man I care" and laugh >he replies "dude I don't even know you" >there is an awkward silence, somebody says ouch, and then they all walk away from me
>in art class for college >Teacher asks "any questions" >Take it literally Because bored >"Why do humans love war, death and pain?"
>Soc 101 >Teacher tells us about race is a social construct >Jow Forums.engaged >"Race is a natural construct, shows where you are from" >Only black guy drops class
>Take a speech class >No idea what I'm doing >Don't plan because no topic picked and teacher is relaxed >Research everything on fast food (idk why) >Spend most of the time cussing than presenting
College wasn't for me at all. I do have some high school stories, I just have to dig them out.
>get out of an incredibly narrow and tight store >see a woman with a baby cart >for some reason assume that the woman will go in the fucking miniscule store with the cart >propose her to help with the cart >she looks at me funny >I end up just awkwardly holding the door for her after pacing around like a retard trying to get the cart in
Hunter Scott
Surprisingly I passed the speech class. It had to do with the fact that the teacher was a Marine.
Owen Diaz
>Go Into York Dungeons (A place you walk around and get spooked, while learning history) >Get to the first room with my Dad. >Faint. >Collapse into my Dad's arms (He has a bad back) >Piss while unconscious until my entire bladder is empty. >Wake up to a woman holding up my piss covered legs, while I'm now laying on the floor to get blood into my head. >piss starts dripping from the holes in my crocks. (they were fashionable back then, I think) >woman realizes i'm covered in piss and stops touching me, just kinda looks at me. >my dad and the quests sort of look at me, like the pathetic piss-soaked noodle I am. >My dad walks me out and we never speak of it again. while i squeak-away in my juicy piss-crocks.
Thomas Foster
Guests* sorry, should've proof read this before posting.
My Brain: SIGN UP to Grammerly now
Dominic Myers
>Take it literally Because autistic Fixed that for you. Don't try to pretend you were spazzing due to ennui, edgefag
Carter Carter
>standing in a crowded subway >feel the guy behind me rubbing up against my ass >can't move away with bumping into the guy in front of me >too socially awkward to engage >after a solid 10 minutes guy behind me says "oh, sorry" and moves a bit >his luggage handle was leaning on me >got off the train realizing I'm too beta to tell a guy to stop dryhumping me
Jayden Russell
Necrobump day nigger chumps
Alexander Sullivan
This one is the single most autistic thing ive ever done and has made christmas day awkward as hell for the last two years. For context i went to a school where drugs are very easily available and lots of people did them.
>be me, 16 >friends are invited to a party, to which i am not >go out with group of other rejects that live nearby >mostly just drinking in a park in the dark >get depressed and leave to go home >parents are in bed >see all the thotposts on sc >in drunken state decide fuck it and take ecstacy (bought it from friend whilst buying weed, have never done before. I can now say in confidence it was about 250-300 mg mdma even tho at the time i ha no idea what that even meant. I only weighed about 62kg as well)
well this is where the real autism starts
>shitpost rants about random stuff on my Snapchat story, including but not limited to how i want to kill several teachers and want to fight a few people >girl in year makes the mistake of asking "are you ok?" >spam here with like 30 videos of me rambling about random shit >female cousin who is two years older than me and at university in a different city sees story >calls me and asks if im ok >talk at her about my problems for like 2 hours straight, including how to ask someone out, how i like using the word "nigger" and that its should be socially acceptable as well as making fun of poor people >message her to say sorry the next day, she says "haha its fine" literally right before blocking me >still doesnt make eye contact the one time i see her a year on christmas day
>Be celebrating after graduating college >at a house party with several friends >be really happy after leading our group's project >throw my arm around my best friend and laugh >whisper "user, you're my nigga" >look around >whole circle/room heard and is staring at me >random female nog who tagged along starts chimping out >freak out >run out the room while saying "you guys aren't my niggas" >hide until my brother picks me up
>Be me, depressed as fuck >haven't left house in weeks >roastie friend invites me to house party >she didn't tell me it was a Rick and Morty party >the people there act pretentious as fuck >get invited to play monopoly, which I've never played before >be drinking and autistic >dude we're playing with acts pissy with me >if I linger a second or two he starts loudly telling me to hurry up, or starts counting >visibly sweating while playing fucking rick and morty monopoly >a little later >conversation with some people >"user do you like rick and morty?" >try to be polite with "eh it's ok I watch it sometimes" >"then why are you even here? >leave and walk home
Anthony Johnson
>Rick and Morty party What? Was it a Rick and Morty themed party for someone's birthday or some other event, or was it a party held for no reason other than the fact that Rick and Morty exists?
Xavier Bell
It was a party for the new season.
Justin Brown
Ah. That's a bit odd, but I guess normans like gathering with their friends and having fun. Nothing wrong with that.
Oliver Mitchell
>namefag pisses his pants and wears crocs like pottery
Aiden Peterson
>be 13 >long ass hair, often mistaken for a girl >standing in line at krispy kreme >feel the side of a dude's hand slowly press into my butt >turn around >it's some grey stubbled boomer fuck >look him in the eye >hfw he realizes im a boy
