Same goes for all the Asians, Brazillians, and Kiwi's/Aussies too
Blow it out your ass Amerisharts and Europoors alike
why
Because
Stick it in your urethra, Cucknaydian
>be aussie
>lose a war to flightless birds, even with guns in hand
Moose riding faggot. Go drink some maple syrup.
>be canadian
>only know for being america's hat.
Sorry we are still Friends
> be canadian
> ride moose to work
> boss calls you in his office to tell you that you're layed off for more diverse workers
> phone your wife's son to tell him that you're fired
> well at least we have free healthcare
> decide to go buy a pack of molsons to get wasted on the way home (THE "'"BEST""' BEER)
> beaver crawls out of fridge and rips you a new asshole
> phonefag on a chinese cartoon image board for a final shitpost before dying
>be aussie
>only be known for that one guy that got stabbed by a manta ray
>be american
>eat a triple patty burger with deep fried butter on the side
>and a diet coke
holy shit I remember making that
can't find it in the archives though
>be canadian
>drink molson's "beer"
>Be Canadian
>Flag is a fucking leaf
>be aussie
>eat fermented vegetable paste
>be american
>flag is a fucking star spangled banner
better than a leaf
no u
well aren't you clever
Canada, The Great White North
>Great
>White
North
Are you implying canada is small?
No, just a shit country
>be canadian
>justin trudeau government
>you are canadian
>you live in canada
>you produced kevin smith