Blow it out your ass Amerisharts and Europoors alike

Same goes for all the Asians, Brazillians, and Kiwi's/Aussies too

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why

Because

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Stick it in your urethra, Cucknaydian

>be aussie
>lose a war to flightless birds, even with guns in hand

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Moose riding faggot. Go drink some maple syrup.

>be canadian
>only know for being america's hat.

Sorry we are still Friends

> be canadian
> ride moose to work
> boss calls you in his office to tell you that you're layed off for more diverse workers
> phone your wife's son to tell him that you're fired
> well at least we have free healthcare
> decide to go buy a pack of molsons to get wasted on the way home (THE "'"BEST""' BEER)
> beaver crawls out of fridge and rips you a new asshole
> phonefag on a chinese cartoon image board for a final shitpost before dying

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>be aussie
>only be known for that one guy that got stabbed by a manta ray
>be american
>eat a triple patty burger with deep fried butter on the side
>and a diet coke

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