/Britfee/

Not sure lad, guess gookmoot never paid his server fees or something. I'm doing some investigations right now.

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Just donated 500 quid to Christchurch, lads.

Think you're in the wrong thread mate, this is britfee.

>britfee
Ah, time to update my filters list.

That was a scary 5 minutes lads

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is there even a proper britfeel up?

clearly not nigger

nobody cares about your dreams
enjoy having your name on the placque outside a mosque

One third of the way through DMC 5 on HARD mode

It's not really challenging just takes longer

get the fuck out of my thread you dirty nonce

I might quit britfeel, the degeneracy here is almost unbearable. Since the New Zealand incident I've been spending a lot of time on Jow Forums and a lot less time here, and it really is a breath of fresh air over there

>my thread

The molluscs are still here I see

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>replying to a spam bot
lol why are brits so mentally disabled?

Get out of /britfee/ then you racist scumbag.

>Since the New Zealand incident I've been spending a lot of time on Jow Forums

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Just woke up from a nap. Walked into the bathroom to take a piss, then washed my hands. Nobody was home and I was playing out this ridiculous fantasy in my head which involved a conversation that would sound incredibly, incredibly gay. Went back into my room. Walked out a minute later to take a piss and my dad said hello from his bedroom since he's apparently chilling out after work. Really paranoid I said a bunch of extremely homoerotic should loudly while washing my hands and my dad heard.

How do you stop yourself from being weird when you think nobody's home? How do I stop being a twat and control myself at all times?

It's been shit for ages. 90% of it is attention fagging mentally ill incels playing dress up as women and the other 10% are ignored because of the previous 90%

hardly any trips now, what are you on about?

I just want sex with a fat girl,.

Jow Forums just got blocked in Australia.

You just know it's gonna happen one day here too.

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Had a dream about shippy trying to dox me then I was beating him to a pulp while Moni was crying and screaming paki in the backseat of Mercedes.

I just want sex with a thin girl,.

Where did I say trips? fucking mong

Mate I just want sex with a girl who likes me.

>You just know it's gonna happen one day here too.
It can't come soon enough.

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What about 4channel?

what else are you talking about? trannys hardly post anymore. the only mong here is you

Dont want to go on Jow Forums what's this latest shooting in Holland about?

>Jow Forums just got blocked in Australia.

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who invented wanking, someone somewhere had the very first wank ever.

The angriest I ever saw Poley in here was when it was suggested he fantasised about his own sister, a fact backed up by his very own blog.

I knew that post would get fedora'd, but I actually assumed it would be because ofnth sentence before that one

a turk shot a kill 3 people on a dutch tram and a injured a few more, its probably terrorism

I'm going to this later lads, I'm a member of the Open Rights Group anyway and go to conferences and shit, never been to meetup.com one though. I'm going to ask about the porn ban and see if anyone knows if it'll directly impact us britfags.
meetup.com/ORG-Birmingham/events/259278814/?recEventId=259278814&gj=wcs1_e&rv=wcs1_e&_xtd=gatlbWFpbF9jbGlja9oAJDYyMDJmYjI1LTA2ZDYtNDZhNC04YmM4LTdmOWFkZjVjYzdlNA&_af=event&_af_eid=259278814&recNumber=1

I ordered a journal along with a fountain pen and lots of ink cartridges today

gonna keep a diary so I'm writing daily

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What's the best part of being on Jow Forums all day? You get to say how much you hate women and niggers then everyone clap?

Good
Fuck strayans

Dr. Reuben J Wank first submitted a patent for "manual simulation of the phallus" in 1783

For the last fucking time it's not a porn BAN. Alcohol and cigarettes arent banned just because you need to be 18 to buy them

You gonna use a cipher? Al Bhed masterrace

Weird I got one too

its for dreams, passwords and ideas

Not him but the bants are often good compared to other boards

it is basically a ban for us. is if lads with social anxiety are going to buy the access to porn

>NHS sends me a survey about their mental health treatment
>it's several pages and I'm lazy so I just ignore it
>3 days later get another letter from them reminding me to fill it in
just fuck off

>he doesn't have access to a private porn tracker

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Or use a VPN whch you should be using anyway with this government

>lol you stupid bongs really fucked up with Brexit
>*notices flag* fuck off you burgermutt why do you get diabetes and get shot then tip the ambulance drivers lmao

the reason no one's happy is because it's human nature to look for problems. a human is a problem solving machine, but many problems are not solvable

Not all day because I'm a wagie, but it feels good posting amongst like minded individuals that share my goals and values

*takes away your spliff*
no, some of the happiest people in the world lead simple lives that dont involve problem solving

Oh no they're gonna find out I download the first season of 'Allo 'Allo, the armed response unit will be bursting through my door any day now

>they're gonna find out I download the first season of 'Allo 'Allo
patrician

Oi lads, look at my cactus. I was in town and walked past some offices being renovated and the builder was going to chuck him in the skip so I asked if I could have him. His name is Brian the Rescue Cactus and he's over a metre round his middle.

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>I might quit britfeel
>spending a lot of time on Jow Forums
Nothing of value was lost

My favourite's on Jow Forums are
>nigger hate threads
>how do we fix white women?
>Sweden YES!

That's an absolute unit of a cactus lad

Damn that's a based cactus good job user

I'm happy and try to live a simple life but the problems seem to find me all by themselves. Keeps me sharp I suppose.

You have already made your mind up so why ask? Do you just like chastising people for things they like but you dont?

go on luv get it in for the lads

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Based cactus lid

Thanks lads, I'm very proud of him. I saw one half the size at Trentham Garden Centre and they wanted 75 quid for it. I'm not going to sell him but I think I need to repot him soon, I'll have to wrap him in a towel because he bites.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DONT DO THAT

>strawman
>reductio ad absurdum

2 fallacies in 1 sentence. YIKES!

life is problem solving. no matter how simple
*starts doing tai chi*

Fattest cactus I ever saw. My cat gives him a wide berth, she's not daft.

I agree with that. Things just happen, it is life. It's how we deal with the problems that's the important bit.

>You have already made your mind up so why ask?
I just wanted to make fun of you.
>Do you just like chastising people for things they like but you dont?
only if they like fantasising about race wars or daft shit like that

listening to "ahooga" horn sounds on youtube

Not him but this places obsession with 'muh logical fallacies' kills a lot of the fun here

There's an easy solution. Use proper arguments. Ta da, problem solved.

The fact remains that vpns are tinfoil hat tier lad. I've been pirating shit daily for the best part of 15 years and never even got a warning letter

I dont think the lad was really gearing up for a heated debate he just wanted to make a silly Allo Allo reference

>dont want to work
>dont want to be a neet

Cant win lads

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>is if lads with social anxiety are going to buy the access to porn
you will be able to do it online you melt.

The Jews must be seething that 14 yr old Emily wont be able to watch BLACKED any more

im sure I get like a male version of a period because I always have 1 week a month where I'm both sad and also wank a lot

done fuck all today

again

and again hahaha

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>implying im going to buy anything

fuck that lad, im not going to start paying for porn now

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>tfw only got up 20 minutes ago

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Cringe mate most dont even fantasize about muh day of rope, pol is just a place to discuss politics which would otherwise get you banned or fired elsewhere.
Free and open discussion is healthy for any democracy, even if you find it distasteful.

They put the same block on my phone and they wanted me to ring up.

lucky fucker, they cut my internet because I didn't want to pay for the minions movie

that reminds me if when I heard about those incels on reddit and it was made to seem like they were really evil but when I went to have a look it was just a load of sad nerds not even really talking about anything

Meet in the middle and volunteer for something.

Who's your ISP and what happened? Not the lad you've been talking to btw, just a nosey lad.

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I'm supposed to be decorating my new extension but I really can't be arsed today.

Wasn't here earlier lads, what the fuck happened?

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Supposedly they were banned for worshipping Elliot and glorifying violence, which is against Reddit rulles

Exactly, when you think of Incel now you think of a seething neckbeard who deserves to be alone, instead of someone whos just ugly, lonely and so depressed they're involuntary celibate who likes talking to those who know his plight.