Imagine being a 23 year old virgin haha

Imagine being a 23 year old virgin haha

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H-HAHAHAHA, y-yeah!
*gulp*

does a blowjob count?

who did you give a blowjob to? was it a friend or your girlfriend (male)?

hah, im already 24 so it doesnt count any longer

26 here. I guess that i've never been human to begin with.

what doesn't count? you mean it doesn't matter any more?
>I guess that i've never been human to begin with
virgins are subhuman scum

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But everyone is a virgin till they lose it

people who are under 16 aren't virgins
they just haven't gotten laid yet

Why imagine? I was one at 23, i'm one at 32

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Whew. Good thing I'm only a 21 year old virgin.

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23? Lightweights. Try 41

Good thing I'm 24 lmao fucking losers

How do you get to 41 without getting laid?
If I don't get laid by 25 I will be visiting a hooker

If you get through high school and college without getting laid and don't go out later, you can easily die a virgin.
It is mostly in the formative years. I'm 27 and a virgin and I can easily see the future extrapolated to "live and die as Newton".

>visiting a hooker
BOI, even with a condom you'll be getting STDs

im 19 years old and a Virgin. I get 20 in April.
How to lose my Virginity in 4 Weaks ?
without paying a hooker.

>aren't virgins
>they just haven't gotten laid yet
Dumbest post of the day.

>If I don't get laid by 25 I will be visiting a hooker
well, that doesn't count, so dunno what you are on about

slip some spicy bois into a grills drank
zolpidem, for example

download okcupid and get to work

i forget to mention that im fat.
so its basically imposible, right ?

You might be able to pull a fat girl idk

25 here haha i guess i dont count. check mate

There are some old fat black women on dating apps.
If you have no standards whatsoever, it may be possible.
Good luck fren.