Size matters. You know how I know?

You are a big you, op

definitely, but thats unavoidable these days, you can however, prevent any previous sexual partners by finding a really young one

>having dinner with gf last night
>browsing cuckbook
Stopped reading here, I don't need the rest to know you are an npc.

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PCs make choices that influence the world around them. NPCs stick to their routines, dont form relations and affect their environment minimally.

No, it's explained by rubber extensions.

rubber what

In some pornos, (and a lot of ads) they'll put a realistic looking dildo over the guy's dick in certain shots to maintain the illusion that he's super hung. It's not the most common thing, but it happens.

>mfw fucking girl and she sighs loudly, "you're going to ruin other men for me, aren't you?"
>mfw "all the other guys I've blown I could go all the way down on"
>mfw "I came so much I thought I peed"
>mfw "When you were inside me I felt like a woman for the first time"
>mfw "I miss you" messages from women I've fucked literally one time, years ago
I have never measured my dick, because I rarely see one bigger than me in porn. I sometimes can't watch porn because the penis is too small to genuinely be pleasurable.
According to a medical study in the UK, 6.3" is the top 5% of men. I'm pretty sure the porn average is like 7", and women usually guess me at 9-10.
Size definitely matters. Same UK study found it matters "less" if you're "tall and fit". So, little dick fags, time to start working out.

>if you're under 6' and under 6", probably should just an hero

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right, i heard some of that regarding a GoT scene, but i dont watch it

if your dick was that big youd be in porn user

That's some shitty b8 m8

>implying I'm not
I'm a social awkward, I'm only recently breaking out. I did some solo stuff for a photographer to get his name out there, but it depends on if he succeeds if it gets out there. The porn industry ain't as easy as "pull out your monster dick and get a job"

>9-10.
Yikes, how's it going with the micro penis lad.

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lemme see that thicc dick user

Based big cock user
Don't let these jealous small dicks get you down

8" user here, this is bait. Hide and ignore gents.

You sound like a huge normie. Please get off this board

Little dick manlet detected
>A graph of the size distribution shows that outliers are rare. A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm. Conversely, an erect penis measuring 10 cm (3.94 inches) falls into the 5th percentile: Only five out of 100 men would have a penis smaller than 10 cm.
>sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis
>But this time, the researchers found that penis size matters too. And the bigger, the better the most attractive penis size appears to be even larger than the team tested, exceeding the penis size of 98 per cent of Italian men.
>biology.anu.edu.au/news-events/size-matters-heroes-not-zeroes
Let me redownload drop box and find a pic. If I'm gonna talk big game about it I might as well find the pro photos

Based user will deliver

there are really 2 types of people with large penises (or anything that you can "brag" about)

some will talk smugly about it and try to make others without it feel bad

others will just shut up and never mention it unless asked and never try to talk shit about anyone else

Can I not go one day without being suicidally depressed about my 4 incher?

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If any of y'all have porn connections
Got your package

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he's a faggot regardless

even if hes right, he's a faggot

he might say something like "lol lil pps mad" but there are countless people with dicks the same size as his who don't act like this, deliberately trying to bring other people down

I mean, I just humblebrag about it because 90% of people with dicks smaller than mine have had more sex than me anyways.

I am very disappointed. It's certainly big, but not at all what you hyped it to be. And definitely not a pro-shoot

(One who posted the bait)
To be honest, I don't normally bait about dixk size. It's just funny to me today. The study I cited, if you cared to read, says that big penises are on a shorter male, it's a bad thing. I believe this to be because women (mistakenly) believe that penis size is correlated to height.
Women can cum without a big penis, and you actually get used by sluttier girls who play with your feels. I'm.just having some fun, mates, don't take it harsh.

Dude, you should at least try too pull of one of those porn angles, because that doesn't look at all impressive.

then there's this bullshit

this is why you're a faggot. you brag about something and then be like "but i also suck"

you remind me of this guy i know who always calls everyone faggots and retards then brags about getting pussy, then bitches about his anxiety and depression.

i can't stand this type but i don't know what to call it

>blurry photo that's impossible to see how big it is
>is a screenshot
>"pro photo"
kek, nice one.

See:
The curve helps with reaching g-spot and such. Like I said, not sure what the actual size is, just female guesstimates. This shows you how off their guesses are. Also, it's not a pornography professional, typical photography.

It's ok user. I can make my gf cum fucking with just the tip (entrance of the vagina is the most sensitive place) and my dick is a barely above average 5.25 inches girth

Kek, I almost fell for the clever ruse anons

I have a 6" dick with a 6" circumference, roughly. I didn't have a tap measure or ruler so I just used a dollar. My current GF cums almost every time, and when she doesn't it's usually because I didn't do any real foreplay and a quick 10-20 seconds with the old vibrator finishes the job.

So don't worry about it lads me and my average dick do just fine.

when I have sex for the first time and the woman laughs at my dick size, I will legit murder rape her

fuck off FBI it's just a joke :)

Nah I just come into this type of thread and say I have a big dick when it's relevant, but I don't try and make anyone else feel bad. I'm just trying to counterbalance the larpers who shitpost about how
>I have a bigg thicc 9 inch cock and I fuck girls with it and they all cum in an instant and cheat on their tiny husbands with me because my dick is so much bigger lmao get rekt dicklets

>6/6
>average

Coping

>marrying
>guys I think she really loves me

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>marrying
>guys she loves me I swear

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>"size matters"
>pic says that more important than size is how you use it
Que?

Is there some specific reason you felt like posting this or are you just autistic?

>my gf of 7 years
Why the fuck are you here

Keep larping, with nails that long you wouldnt be having sex.

You OK mate?

I like to live on both worlds

Truth is both notions are right in a way , problem is that you can learn to fuck but you can't grow your dick.

Having a dick that's nearly twice as thick as mine isn't comforting me

I'm sorry bro. Have you considered taking chems to shrink your dick further and becoming a trap?

Why the fuck would you suggest that?
Why would becoming a mentally ill make on top of having a small dick help in any way?
You could have just told me to seppuku or something

Had a funny encounter a couple of months ago and this thread reminded me. Blogpost incoming.

>be me 29-year-old boomer
>go to university party (I am a PhD candidate and have done lectures in the uni in question)
>18-year-old chick and I hook up
>"Don't get ahead of yourself, user, my boyfriend is huge and a sex god, you will probably not impress me.
>I dickpunch her cervix during missionary by accident while trying to pull her closer and she lost her shit
>she literally couldn't realize what happened
>she didn't even know that could happen
>she ruined the whole thing with her whining
>she turns on the lights to see my dick
>I am not even that big (18cm)
>she had a shitfit by the revelation that her boyfriend was larping as a sex god

I almost got reprimanded because apparently he was "looking for me to beat my ass". The kid's 18. The chick probably mentioned it/broke up with him.

That's not nice user. Many people would like to have that chance. Unless you're from some antigay country like Turkey.

>The kid's 18. The chick probably mentioned it/broke up with him.
>And then Ben Shapiro showed up and everyone clapped.

I don't understand people that say women don't enjoy cervix punching.

I don't understand why people bring this up, you know you can learn to fuck right?

It's like the underlying implication is that if you have big dick you are bad at sex and if you have a small dick you are good at sex when chances are it's exactly the opposite where guys with above average dick are also better at sex than the guys who are below average.

Sure small dick doesn't necessarily mean that you won't ever get to fuck but it's absolutely a handicap.

When you see two bears fighting in Skyrim, is it because the two bears happened to meet each other or was it a scripted event?
NPC always picks up his electronic opinion device if they run out of dialogue.
Now he is telling us what he found from his device while waiting for the next line to say. Every npc was created to spread knowledge, it was hard to reprogram them to write emails and now they are posting on imageboards.

How do i know this?
Just look at the normal-fag invasions everywhere. Normies are mostly just robots, they got no real feelings, they just reflect what others want to see.
Most humans are robots and robots think that this is a robot board when the robots on this board are the ones with feelings.

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>I am not even that big (18cm)
but:
>A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm.
stop larping and baiting, faggot

women sperg like retards even when it's blatantly clear you did it by accident. It's a major pet peeve of mine.

6" is the average my friend read the thread

I am skeptical about the statistics. Not every race is the same. An indian, pakistani or chinese shouldn't feel the need to compare to me. Just like I don't compare with the Japanese in IQ.

My gf had a muscle spasm in her leg and literally threw up because she slammed down on her cervix so hard. I don't think she enjoyed it.

it's like assfucking, it can be good but you gotta ease it in and practice a bit, can't just cold slam it in and destroy her womb with the force of thousand suns as the first guy to tap her

I guess it varies a lot from girl to girl. All I've heard from my gf is to destroy that thing

This is larp.
If you slammed against her cervix, your dickhead would hurt too. You can't jackhammer her cervix. Even if she likes it(she doesn't), your dickhead would literally hurt like a motherfucker.

Mate, right hand is for an instrument. You'd have to have a talent to know that your fingernails can be used for things, though.
>stop larping
>only one to post a big dick pic
Ur cute, I like yew

>big dick pic
Dude, let's be real here, that pic could be 6 inches and nobody could tell.

Idk what to tell you man. Maybe my dick isn't big enough to fully slam into it like you say.

>I'm not a sexual person anyways
every time

I could get hard and take a phone pic if that's what you're wanting, I'm glad for the easy attention, but honestly distracts from the fact that I'm the only one with the confidence to back up my brags. Granted, I'd still have to screencap the pic because of Jow Forums's 2mb rule.
>mfw "file too large"

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>clever ruse
Eh?

>No, it's explained by rubber extensions.
You proved my point exactly -- I said that it's not explained by angles, and your post offered another example of how it's not explained by angles.

>I'm the only one with the confidence to back up my brags
Except you're not really backing up anything.

Yeah, it's probably nothing to brag about. I'm okay with my penis just being a champion.
It's a meme from before you were on here.

I don't have a single fact to back this up, but I think it's a lot like balls. Some guys really love gentle stimulation, some get nothing out of it, and a rare few guys are into cock & ball torture. Same with women and their cervixes.

I am at 18cm and I can comfortably grab my dick with both hands and the entire dickhead and then some sticks out.
Your dick appears to be like 16cm give-or-take. Hardly big enough to brag about.

light thug master race

You can see in the pic I shared that having both hands on the shaft with the dickhead further out is possible. I have a pic from photographer with this exact thing, before I was even full chub.
Sorry, lil dude, but you're lacking in the evidence department.

>i have pic
is not evidence mate

>share pic to prove your penis size to me
$0.99, take it or leave it. Or you can prove you're a bigger dick and I'll gladly share and admit defeat. I've seen some huge dicks on /b/ before, wouldn't surprise me that some fellow robots are packin.

different guy mate, i just wondered in here

Original pic I shared

based 6 inch girth brother, condoms suck and foreplay is an absolute must, which sucks

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Are you the retarded?

yeah thats not even close to "bigger than most in porn"

yes he is
>ayyyyyy lmao

You probably don't watch as much porn as I do, then.

i deliberately avoid monster dick porn, and even then yours would not be out of the ordinary

So are we posting guides and life hacks how to make a penis bigger or what?
I heard you can easily stretch it to be bigger while flaccid but it's harder to make it bigger while erect.

Yeah, calling BS since I specifically go to big dick category for something worth jacking to

As far as I know there's not much you can do.

>my dick is 9-10
>thinks he can call bs on anything

Oh, I see you have a reading comprehension issues. Never claimed 9-10". I specifically mentioned never measuring.
>Having a small dick and being stupid
God I hope you look like Zyzz or you'll never meet a lass

>the average size of the dick in chile is 14cm
>tfw chilean and dick is 16-17 cm
I either measured wrong or they got their statistics wrong.