I have never kissed girl

get out of here chad lol
no. I mean it....

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Lmao i knew somebody was gonna call me a chad.I cant fucking speak to girls for shit and have no personality and i am dumb as fuck that aint exactly chad mate

I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday but I'm a robot so I'm basically in the same boat as you

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wtf you're not me, i mean you are right about the things you have said but you shouldn't take another man's (yous) user

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Oh shit. user was caught being devilish lmao

Ahh i see i am a newfag sorry for taking your you

Many people have never done that, it most certanly is because something in your life is going wrong and its up to you to change it.
think to yourself: what have you done in your life and how did it influence you?
Maybe the reason for your poor social skills is not just some "autism" , but the effect of years and years of never even trying hard with talking to people especially when you were younger and therefore not having the basic skillset thats required if you want to be social and interesting.
Aknowledge, that its the basic foundation of social skills thats missing within you and try to build up those skills and relearn how to socialise, kissing a girl can follow after.

Its okay i forgive you
Have a good day now

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I barely even talk to people in all my life f.a.m. I don't even know how conversations go anymore
Sure I can talk minutes or even hours talking about life and politics, conspiracy theories but I can't get far with a normal conversation
I don't know what to say after a few lines of text are sent. I don't even have small talk so I can't make small talk
Most of my life has been moving and that's left me in occasional isolation which now turned into isolation by choice
I've had girls that thought I was cute or whatever but I simply did not talk to girls so I don't know what they like to talk about
I only spoke with guys for the majority of my life. Literally. If you took the percentage it would be 97% of the time I talked to guys/friends
I never really stepped out of the grade/middle school element. I do grown up things but essentially in sex/life experience I'm more like an 11 year old

>tfw when v
bow down to chad niggers

i've never kissed a girl either.

Man you are basically me, i can't talk to girls. I never learned how. I was told on here that my view on relationships and love is the one of a kid and that is probaly correct. I managed to learn how to speak to guys for like 5 to 15 minutes at a time on a good day but there is still a long way to go.
If you want i can give you some of my stupid advise if you listen to my problems in exchange.

>hes only a v
What are you even doing here? Taking a break from all the bitches on your lap?

Sure. Whats worst about my case is I've had numerous chances where I could've made connections with girls but my lack of experience made me not want to attempt

Fine give advice and ill listen

get cuck'd, kissing pretty girls is fun

We really are VERY simmilar. Exactly last year was my last "date" with a girl, that girl basically adopted me and shit, i met her at a party where i was so drunk, that i managed to talk to her and we ended up sharing a sofa to sleep on. Like i said i have 0 experience with girls and back then i had massive anxiety and so we just cuddled.
After that we texted like a lot, she was one of those vegan, liberal girls, but i did not mind because she seemed genuinly interested in me and so i brought up anything i had to keep her.
Like i said she basically adopted me, but as time continued and we met like 3 times for sleepovers nothing happened and my shyness was so bad, that there would be awkward silence all the time. We just lay in bed together and she/me left early in the morning everytime depending were we were sleeping. The worst thing was that silence and the feeling of not beeing able to be a functional parter for her.
At the end-phase of this relationship she tried to push me by saying that she had to decide between me and another partner(female, she was bi) and that killed all my motivation to try and so it ended.
similar things already happened, sometimes girls literally threw themself at me dunno why and i back then anything with me was even worse.

Hope you can read that without getting cancer, im not a native speaker and this was written rather fast.

ok starting the basics: go to the gym, literally sounds faggy but it helps with the overall situation.
You need t
something to do with your life, anything that is not electronic or childish goes.
You need to quit entertainment as much as you can
Stop fapping (to some NoFap sounds faggy but it really makes a huge part of feeling well again) when i did NoPorn and later nofap that feeling of like having acid in your bones faded and my motivation returned.
If you are not an native english speaker: stop thinking in english, you will see thatyou just think trash in other languages.
Start at your livingspace, try to have a spartanic room, i always had piles of little things in my room and everything was dusty, eevrytime i brought myself to cleaning one spot it felt like a huge relief, like i also cleaned a messy spot in my brain.
If you want to return to normie remember: you are designed by nature to be normal, erase as many artificial things out of your life as possible.
If you want to qui something: then start by not doing something out of boredom.
I played fucking league evrytime i got bored and did not stop even if it gave me no pleasure, because i had nothing else to do.
I started by just playing as long as i really wanted and the need went down untill i fully uninstalled that shit game. You can also cold turkey quit things but thats very hard.
just think about addictions as a curve that swings around a "normal" and you push that normal up by in example overtiming on league sessions, but you can also lower that normal by forcing yourself to to something else. If you are consistent that Normal will go down to 0 or below.
Hope it does not sound as bad as i think it sounds, i am kind of tired today but i will answere if you ask

I could not even imagine a situation like that. I never got that far
There was this one girl that liked me in hs and she is, to this day, the only girl I've talked to for more than 5-10 minutes in a day
She's probably the only girl I've ever had conversations with daily. She probably liked more or wanted a friendship smdh.It ended when I had to move
>sometimes girls literally threw themselves at me dunno why and i back then anything with me was even worse
This has been happening to me for the past few years. I just avoid them to dodge the awkwardness
I always figured I'd probably not get anything out of attempting but embarrassment

sorry if I don't reply fast. I might check back in this thread
I have some things to do

I still hav'nt give up and i think i ever can.
like i said, she basically took all the talking to herself and invited me over and shit i think it was a once in a lifetime thing, now i have to get better to get another chance.
I had known that there would be awkwardness and embarressment but i try again and agan even if it seems hopeless (sounds edgy but fuck it)
I got some advice for conversations, try to think about nothing and then go in it, most of the time that just cuts out all the bullshit you want to think and it actually helps making conversation. Also practice conversation were you can, start greeting at the supermarked and saying thank you to the cashier, shit really helps building a foundation from where you can work yourself up.
Also do you have anything that you are really good at ?

I like your outlook user. You still have hope in women
also I'm good at art.

girl once pressed boobs on my arm because bus was full

i think this will be the closes ill ever get to sex

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Then try making the best piece you ever made and send it in somewhere and try to get it published. Im doing that with my writing right now and hope to maybe get to be paid to write a book im working on.
It costs nothing to send it in and the reward can be big or lead to more.
what art do you make ? Im trying graffityarts again when the weather gets better here

congratulations
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