Why is this Chad allowed on this board?

>girls would rather date ugly white guys than attractive minorities and race mixed
Not surprised

I know a girl that met him but I don't have any pictures of them together. eggman is a chad

Probably by being the weird/quirky guy that girls keep around as an orbiter to make them laugh.

The thing is, when you're an ugly but funny guy, those Staceys usually aren't laughing with you. They're actually laughing at you. Women are hypergamous users by nature and only keep people around who can provide social status, entertainment, or when it comes to beta orbiters, someone who will be their emotional tampon. That's literally why girls only attempt to make friends with pretty girls, then proceed to call men shallow and superficial.

Huge dick

6' white deep voice

>PBR

fucking hipster...

>the literal master of gay blackpill incel larping has a QT emo gf while I still don't.

ok I'm really starting to think my constant consumption of porn is getting to become a serious roadblock in me getting pussy

It's really weird; the first time I saw eggman I thought he most definitely looked like horribly unattractive guy, like as ugly as you can get without being deformed. Now though, I can't see it anymore. He looks below average I guess, but nothing that would make me do a double take if I saw him in public.

you expect him to have a high-pitched poindexter voice from a picture but in videos he sounds like a chad.

he's incredibly charismatic and has legitimately focused on bettering himself as a person, physically and emotionally. he's done everything we say we do but we don't. he's crawled out of the pit while we dig ourselves deeper.

This girl cheated on him and took all his money

Forgot image, 1

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what the fuck is that amish beard

Rest of the story of girl cheating on him, 2

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Does someone have his ex's nudes? Been searching for them for a couple of weeks. At this point i don't even want to fap to them, i just want to have them

>Giving a woman any substantial amount of money
Lessons learned the hard way are lessons learned for life. Don't EVER give a woman value. EVER

Fuck eggy. He's a fucking cuck

>hey baby I want to go to college so schlomo can put the leash of debt usury around my neck for the next 40 years
>ok sweetheart, I'll help you pay for it because I love you and I have an extreme level of emotional investment in you
>lol jk I wasn't going to college in the first place, fuck you enjoy your debt

wow, this guy just got a fucking bad hand in life. I really don't see why he hasn't tried to join the military or fight overseas at this point, he has nothing to lose and seeing eggman shooting people would be kind of badass.

By the way, all i have of her is this low quality image

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*yawn* does she have any pics of her ass?

Those are two different girls actually.

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Who knows, thats why im asking for them

I really enjoyed some of his earlier streams.

I have him on snapchat, he's a great guy. It's a shame he let some Jow Forums assholes/cunts ruin his life. Could've been perfectly normal and happy without. He's not even that ugly and his charisma makes up for it anyway.

>i-is that a tranny?
I know he fucked Pizza, but jesus christ, another tranny?

>girls
dude... that's not a girl

did you do a check?

Iurk moar newfag originaIIy

>It's a shame he let some Jow Forums assholes/cunts ruin his life
You know nothing about eggman, faggot. He was fucked from the beginning