I have a tick in my dick. I just wanted you all to know

I have a tick in my dick. I just wanted you all to know.

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I don't have a camera. How the fuck do i get that thing off, it's in the tip.

drip a candle on it

Cut it off

Had to put a tick off my dog once its not fun

Will it explode when it stops tick?

just rip it out

amek someone suck it

>I don't have a camera
You don't even have a phone?

did u cut it out yet?

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Smartphones are a meme gone too far.

Careful, ticks' feeding tubes have little threads on them, kinda like screws. If you gently rotate the tick in the right direction, it will come out without any pulling required. Most ticks should be rotated counter-clockwise, but some kinds of ticks such as deer ticks have threads going in the opposite direction, and as such need to be rotated clockwise.

I got it off. Jesus christ i get these things dozens every single year and never seen them as a real problem but this guy was really annoying.

mikromuna mee töihi

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My dick hurts.

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how did it get there in the first place? did you have your dick out in nature or something?

amputate penis

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What if i had is that a problem?

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Yes I would say so.
Is indecent exposure not a crime in finland? You're not an exhibitionist or something right?

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I will not answer your silly questions anymore until i have asked my lawyer.

Excuse me lad, but you sure you want to go find a lawyer with a tick on your dick?
Geez I wonder what they'll think when they hear how you were running around in your birthday suit in the wild...

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It is not there anymore i took it off.

Well good luck with your indecent exposure case, Genghis khan

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