Greetings Jow Forums, it is I, the genie man

Make me rich already

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I wish for the destruction of this universe

I wish I could get a cute redhead gf

I would like to have $5 000 000 please.

im utterly bored. I want change in the world. Of what kind? Doesn't matter as long as it's quick

Just give me a fucking exp lamp I need to lamp RC

I wish to be off probation

oh great genie give me a gf already

You have 3 wishes. You cannot wish for more wishes.
Go.

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I demand the immediate gf, it is my right as human.

I wish I could wish for more wishes
more wishes
gove all other anons gfs

i just want to be loved
oregerenao

I wish that all the issues with my house were sorted.

i wish i won 90 million euros from euro jackpot.

I wish my dick would mold magically and automatically for different woman to give the maximum ammount of sexual pleasure a hole can have.

yes! now i need to not be ugly

i wish to go out with my crush
oregano

Give me the strength to change

I would like a cute girlfriend mister genie man. thankyou :>

I wish I had a mommy gf that loves me. I cant keep living like this.

i wish that she writes me back

lets try again, surely a second time couldn't hurt

maybe a third time then, im losing hope here

dude.. she is not writing back

I would like a big tiddy mommy gf :(

mr.genie man I would like to be stimulated but not sexually

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I wishems that I were more confident

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I want her to be my girlfriend and never let go of me

lord genie make my girlfriend actually love me pls

Wish I won a lot of money,if not a lot,then just enough,please

I wish I could stay a NEET for at least half a year.

a man can hope

I wish to fall asleep never wake up and lucid dream forever even after my death.

I wish I was able to stick to working towards the goals I set, even when it's hard.

I am satisfied with my life. There's nothing I want to wish for. I guess good fortune maybe? Yeah, I wish for luck.

1)secure me a capital of 100000000 euros in a swiss bank account known only to me and that is acquired in a manner that is perfectly legal, which can cause no arm (material ofr spiritual) to any being (alive or not), completely tax free and from which I can withdraw and use whener I want without any repercussion;
2) grant me the love of my life: the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, virgin and madly (without being yandere) in love with me, loyal and reasonable, with a iq of 5 points below mine and a compatible sense of humor and many interests in common whose views on life are perfectly compatible if not identical with mine;
3) make me, girl in point 2) and any person I actually care about being able to live happy, healthy and without aging until we want it to end, at will: a controlled immortality, granting us the actual gift of eternal life and without any possibilities of it becoming a curse or having any bad ending

I know you will find a way to fuck some of these up but I actually tried to be the most precise I can be and I'd really can use for some of these fantasies to become reality right now, I can't go on like this anymore: help me genie

I wish I had some money

Stick my pp in a pussi

I wish that my life would end without me killing myself and my family getting sad

I wish catgirls would be real.

TO have everything I want right now

give me a nice hyena wife

reroll for the extra luck

I wish that Tarrant does get out of jail free card.

I wish to become extremely wealthy

I wish to be biologicaly immortal.

Ergo commes

I want to die, please mister genie man

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i wish for pic related to be my gf

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Grant other cute anons their wishes!

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I dunno just give me something good genie man

I wish I'd grow to 6 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out

End me, that is all

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I wish I'd grow to 6'1 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out

NOT ONE OF MY WISHES WILL COME TRUE ARRRRGGGHHHH

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Forget wishes why won't I get dubs or quads or trips
I wish I'd grow to 6'1 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out

I wish for this shit to all end okay.. Tell me its all gonna be ok.

: ' )

Infinite wishes - no exceptions

Get rid of vocaloid. Wipe it off the face of this planet. Make sure it never existed.

unlimited money

not being a 3/10

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I just wanna pass my shit-sucking English II class

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Give me a reason not to end it all

I wish to develop better social skills

please let my acne go away :(

Motivation or having any idea about what to do with my life would be nice

earth is flat
original

I wish for true happiness. Originally of course

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A text back would be nice

I wish some airplane would lose its propeller high up in the sky for it to fall on me and slash through my body

Rerrollll whyyy oragnianallalioo oriignnannloo

I wish this girl I like at work was single and broke up with her boyfriend

Will I go on a date soon
Originalad

i wish i was a cute trap and had a tomboy gf

I wish she would give me another chance

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i wish to die quickly

Will I get a gf who is under 150 pounds, not the fat one orbiting me currently?

Lord Kek, grant me meme magic so I can be my own genie.

Even though I know this is bullshit and youre doing it for yous ill bite.

I just wish for physical and mental health. I dont know how long I can keep this up.

i wish for a chinese gf

True and everlasting omnipotence.

Genie please grant me the give of a painless death in the near future.

Give me uuuuuuuuh SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY

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oh great genie. Grant me plump juicy vagina at minimal cost to me or my families finances or physical health

I wish for someone that i consider attractive to love me

I wish to get that job

oh genie man, just make everything end okay :^( its a lot to ask but its all I want. things don't even have to be perfect. Just.. okay

Please o genie grant me a gf

Magic man give me 100 cards of Pot of Greed

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I wish I was able to enjoy all foods

Hail, oh mighty Genie! I prithee, grant me my wish of finding contentedness within my life and I will be eternally grateful.

I wish to win the big money lottery mr genie