I have 2500 euro left in account. I'll buy a gun for 1000 to shoot myself with

Just do what every other Brit does and go to Thailand. Bang as many of the girls as possible and find a new meaning in life.

>Inb4 some retard ironically says "girls" or "ladyboy"

We get it, you watched the hangover two. That means you know everything there is to know about Thailand.

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paypal to us please

Just splurge and buy the nicest gun you can get for the full 2500. You only need one.

Gib to me
But seriously splurge on a better rifle or get creative and plan an extravagant death

buy 300 euro shotgun, invest in waterproof tarp so clean up crew don't have it to bad, bang prostitute eat pizza

This is unironically a good plan.

Why not go on a bender and blow it on drugs and whores?

Id recommend you purchase LSD, heroin, Meth, and the rest on a firearm.
From there proceed into the "real world"
Youd die out there.

Fart in a bag and send it to the moon.

apply in the french foreign legion first, get denied, go to germany, fuck a big titty bimbo escort and go home and decide if you want to go ahead with your decision

they dont get denied they spend 90 days or something without firing a gun once and get tired of cleaning shit

Buy a GoPro.

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you are correct, OP is probably getting accepted and will have to clean shit all day, which is not what he wants. Its best to sudoku right now desu

First you should start off by putting money in my paypal [email protected]
Then don't kys, just use the money to travel the world and see how you like it

good options, get LSD, MDMA, go fuck hookers and then end with heroin

>What should I do with the remaining 1500?
Shove it up your bum as a reward for the morgue workers when they clean your asshole.

You'd give me the rest and I'll do the same but I want to go out in style, with a gun worth 1500 Euro.

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if dubs suicide helmet

i call dibs on his gun.

>euro
You live in a fucking European Union and you sad?
I fucking hate you

merkel spotted

Imma snownigger

you cannot fool me with this Trudeau

I think you should just buy alcohol and if you get some drugs you should just od that way you can have a good trip before you bite the dust

Go to Ukraine for 10-40 euro whores

buy drugs obviously

Buy a wedding ring and give it to your crush see if things turn around cause life is good. If nothing else just go to sleep and see how u feel tomorrow

Can I really fuck a 10/10 like pic related in Thailand?

can you send me like
50 euro
thanks user

burn it so no other motherfucker can have it

Why end it?
Take your money, sell all your shit, then go down to Vietnam or Thailand.
Get drunk, fuck hookers and do drugs.
You might find a new love for life. If not, you can still kill yourself, except you've had a hell of a time.
You'll have a lot more fun down there than you would in Europe

Hooker and liquor duh

What did he mean by this? From the context provided in this page hes either dead and in some kind of hell or depressed as fuck.

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Buy a high end gun for 2500 also don't do it

Yes, for money.

>What should I do with the remaining 1500?
Just do whatever you want with them, donate for a good cause, use it to feel good(this might turn you off from suicide), etc.
Its not like it matters, you probably won't give a shit after you die either way.

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Buy a cheaper gun.
2. Travel around the world as much as possible with 1500
And don't tell me you can't because a flight ticket to the other end of the planet ain't worth 1500.
3. Live as a normal dude and try to fuck as many girls as you can.
4. Don't do drugs that will just ruin your last moments imo.
5. Same for alcohol.
6. Just do that untill you have no money and blow your head then off.
Maybe you'll have a new reason to live by then.
Probs not but travelling sounds more suited before suicide than drinking liquor doing drugs and fucking hoes.
It's a way more "classy" way, instead of the cliche "get shitfaced before you die".

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Yes and stream it on Youtube

burn them in front of you while shooting yourself

Any Ex-yugo country