>like a guy
>tells me I'm like a brother to him
>"Don't you mean sister?"
>"Nah, you give off a pretty mannish vibe."
>"..."
>"It's a compliment, sisters are annoying."
Ants are not for lewd, back to /d/.
I found out later he was actually calling for help. I also found out that unless you get in the ambulance you don't have to pay. So if you ever feel like spiting the government, just get a bunch of ambulances. Or rack up student debt and pull a Rodger.
>what the fuck do you do
Mostly listen to music, draw bugs, dress like a lumberjack, watch horror movies, read gothic lit, compulsively type out morse code on my hands/objects, and crack unfunny jokes that nobody else appreciates.
>go to protest with a cardboard sign that says, " Teach African refugees to program Javascript"
>friend gets mad at me because I'm making the protest look less serious
>non-Western countries
youtube.com/watch?v=BRzksOxgW3Y
>most people go for their own types
Except Asian bitches.
>your parents' money isn't yours
I don't think chicks care so long as they're fed.
>golddiggers need lots of money
Patently false. Friend of mine works in a kitchen and he's had a series of leeches.
>shit dads
Nah, moreso that my chad friends have crazy cool dads who make them feel like beta by comparison. And I know what you meant, dude, I'm just saying that this isn't unique to betas.
>look like
Been told I look like a female version of either Dylan Klebold or Jay from Clerks. Feel I'm more of a Randall, honestly.
>man
>doesn't have sexy calloused hands
Sad!
In all seriousness, come on bb, hit me up. I wanna pour some sugar on you. I want you do fuck me every day of the month. Volcel if you won't.
>reader x character
Um, what did I ever do to you that warrants this personal attack?
>he doesn't get why spiders are feminine symbols
lern2jung
I bet you think Sarlaac pits are just Sarlaac pits.
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