ITT

We wait together

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just imagine I'm in the corner on my phone ignoring everything until this phone 404s

So uh what are we waiting for

*plays with the toy despite being 25*

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just be patient user

>muffled 6ix9ine through headphones turned all the way up

>tfw making the twink robot suck me off in the bathroom

>looks up at you
...hi

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stares quietly at the floor

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I'm waiting for my dealer to get a 20 bag hopefully he's back from Boston soon

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>takes one glance
>moves across the room

Is this the place to find bussy? My dick is 8.5x6 someone give me a fucking suc

My father is the patient. I just have to wait 5 days in here. This suuuuucks

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*Decides to have a snack while waiting*

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>stand over my chair like a crane and shit all over it
Smile at the person next to me

God it fucking smells in here

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>Dab in the centre of the room

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>physically cringes after observing this awkward interactions between you two.
>look back at my cellphone and pretend I didn't see anything

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>*passive aggressively cough*
>*passive aggressively switches the magazine page*
>*gives the weird kid the "I dont like you because you dont fit in" stare*

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>sits next to you
>"Jow Forums huh"

Howdy anons, how y'all doing?

>stare at this fat animal eating monster munch
>visible disgust

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The next user with a 2,4,6,8 or 0 in the last digit please go though door number 2. Doctor Pepe is awaiting you.

>cough
>licks thumb
>turns page of sportmagazine

>go up to white femanon
>hey girl

>goes inside
>"H.. Hello"
>everybody looks up
>no hellos
>awkwardly sit down

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"Number , you're credit card was declined"

Whites eat babies

Thread died right here because this never happens. I'm nearly 30 and never been approached or even noticed ever. Girls look the other way when their gaze meet mine and if we are close somehow ie public transport or something, they deliberately go away as fast as they can.

To stay on topic
>take the furthest seat back there on the left
>take my phone out
>post in this thread

Yo what's up my dude

I'd like to speak the manager RIGHT NOW

>go to the corner of the room
>press my ass against the wall
>shit up the wall
>sit back down and cry

When's that fuck Godot finally coming?

Who finna hop in here with me?

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>Nigger speak
No thanks and kys darkie

>show my dick through my pants
you seeing this fembots?

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I cant see it where is it?

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>come in
>squat in front of y'all
>giving you a good view of my crack whole
>take a BIG. STINKY. SLIMY tuuuuurrd on the carpet
>dab and be like ''BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP''
>slowly stand back up after i exhale all the shit through my anus
>pull my pants back up without wiping
>leave the room and building without looking back at any of you

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This user molested a tree last week

im getting my kids out of here! you people are demented!

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>sit down next to everyone
Hello my names user and Im an alcoholic

what in the fuck is with all the poop jokes. When has that ever been funny

I remember years back poo poo pee pee memes were such a fucking problem on Jow Forums

It was funny for awhile, until all the anons used the meme to death

What are we waiting for? I don't like doctors

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>you catch a glimpse of /mlp/ nsfw image
>quickly turn off phone and looks at you nervously
>yea I was just browsing /vg/ dude...hahaha I never met anyone who uses 4-Jow Forums before

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>haha yeah I've seen that green frog on insta before, you know what thats about bro?

Hey sir, your appointment is ready please come around the corner with me

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based man thanks for that

Hey user, do you know from what movie is that from?

generation war
Its a 3 episode series and its really good.

Its from /asp/ we say things like finna but on that board it filters to ding-dong diddly

Ignore of all you. looking at my phone whole time

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It seems really good, ill start watching rn, thank you user, have a great day!

Flick a bogey at you

*cough* *sniff*

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>sit down
>look at the person next to me
>"we're all a bunch of lucky guys aren't we?"

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Who did that? who dares fling the nostril shit at the Prince?

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>I didn't even get to respond and my body is lifeless in the floor
>well at least I don't feel awkward anymore, guess I should be thanking that stranger for putting me out of my misery.
>am i ghost now??? owo

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pull out my phone but immediately put it back in my pocket because I am convinced the guy behind me is looking over my shoulder and could find out everything I do with my phone is browsing Jow Forums because I got nobody to text with so I continue staring at my palms instead hoping nobody notices my presence

>grabs magazine

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>notices cute awkward guy in corner
>"hey crazy wait time right?"

>sits legs together
>hands in lap, arms pressed against body
>trying to look small
>sometimes looks around but mostly gazes downwards
>uwus quietly :3

>HEY I CAN HEAR YOUR WEEB MUSIC FROM HERE! TURN IT DOWN

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>Girls look the other way when their gaze meet mine
user thats normal when strangers make eye contact. I'm sure its not because you are hideous.

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>HEY EAT MY DICK FAGGOT

>sits up
>clears throat
youtu.be/t5lFFvOAdsA?t=40

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I really like threads like these. They never fail to make me laugh.

>fuck why is this person talking to me
>starts panicking inside
>hands start shaking
>lips start trembling
>fuckhowshouldireacttothis.exe
>cracks out weird smile while still looking at palms
>"haha y-y-yeah"
>pulls out phone hoping this person stops talking to me

>unzips dick
>begins to aggressively masturbate

>"Hey, we have a report of someone named exposing himself"

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>Sits down far from anyone else
>Pretends to be busy on phone
>Tilt chin down until throat gets warm and uncomfortable
>Too anxious to focus on phone, too anxious to look up
>Think "god damn please be my turn so I can leave this limbo"

*gets my 3DS out to pass the time*

Look at this faggot playing that gay weeb shit HAHAHAHAA what a manchild!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>reads Playboy magazine and tries to discreetly rub my cock

that image is shit user, we don't need them here you fag

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i was already finished with them anyways ;)

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I fall asleep in a ball listing to podcasts by the AC

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>sits down in the middle seat between two anons.

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Replying before reading but there better be Fugazi in this thread

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M SICK OF WAITING!!!!!! WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG
SERVICE????????????????????

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>watches gook asmr or let's plays of 1990s games on phone

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stop sucking my dick while i nap wtf

Is this a case of hurry up and wait? I'm pretty good at that.

I am very disappointed

Ancient punk song for people who don't even like punk
youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

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Quit blinking while you nap.

hey can you not say that please?

*clink glass*
Ahem, everyone can I have your attention please.
Fuck Jannies. Fuck Niggers.
Thank you.

>Fuck Jannies
why? they get paid to do good deeds for this website

>looks down on phone
>browses facebook
>bored after 2mins
>look at clock
>*sigh*
>browse Jow Forums
>get wierd look from person next to me as they see a decapitated head
>close phone
>look around
>look around
>wait
>look at clock
>go on phone
>repeat

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>they get paid

Oh my, poor innocent child.

wait a second. You're saying.... they do it for free?

(Enters the room from the back and announces loudly):

DANIEL? DANIEL? COME ON BACK, DANIEL.

*opens up clover in public*
who /nolongercares/ here

Excuse me, sir -- you need to be quiet, otherwise we'll have to ask you to leave.

We'll call you back when we're ready for you. Until then, we have some magazines you can read.

Show me your nips slit receptionist

>lost my Balloon tower defense 5 game
>Unplug my earbuds
>space flight by Efence
>noice.mp4
>get up, stretch a bit
>look around the room
>decide I need to take a piss
>go over to the exit
>*click*
>door is locked
>mfw
g-guys?

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>sit down
>hold your hand
>mfw

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>tsssssssssskpopp
>sips

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>sit down in the corner
>start tapping out some annoying song while staring at someone's face because I find it odd

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uhhh
h-hopefully the waits n-not long ami-i-right?