I'm drunk, ask me anything. And I do mean anything

535-40-eat a dick
>fuck you? (y/n)
Depends on whether you're a grill or not desu. The most I'd be down for is a mutual fap session if you were a cute trap.
No one in particular, user. I just like tan grills with big tiddies.
Yeah, from the University of Hard Knocks. Memes aside, I'm too dumb for college and I don't have the money to waste on it. Higher education is a racket unless you're a genius or a trust fund kid.

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I agree. After I finish my Accounting degree I would discourage people from attending other than maybe Medical or Com Sci. There's plenty of jobs that don't require a 4 year degree that pay better than Accounting.

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Why does everyone here have good taste in hentai? I feel like this is the fucking twilight zone

>I just like tan grills with big tiddies.
MAH
B O I

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If you're not fapping to quality hentai in 2019, it's your own fault. We just have more time to build our collections.
I read that in Arthur Morgan's voice. I wish grills like that liked me, the only ones I can attract are short and chubby.

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My collection was sorely lacking

moar guys

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Ew, small tits.

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Are you drunk and do you mean I can ask you anything?

I just drank two 24ozs and had a few shots, ask away.

>the only ones I can attract are short and chubby.
Don't sweat it. The short/chubby girls go immediately into heat for any guy between a 6 and an 8, I've had the same problem. Just keep your good standards, it'll pay off, friend.

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opinion on free will

I'm more a BRAAAAPER myself

all tits are beautiful anyway

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We're all gonna be living the Gauguin life one of these days, OP.

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I was going to contribute but I literally could not find any nude brown girls in my Assorted

I'm worried that I might be racist

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We need to fix this

anybody here an expert on brown gals?

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I do have non-nude brown girls, so maybe it's not as bad as I thought

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I've had a couple brown girls in my time.

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That's perfectly acceptable my man

saving that pic btw

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My standards aren't that high and I'm not so good looking myself. I just have good height 6'3" and an above average penis, 6.5, not that any girl has seen it. There was a 4/10 who wanted my cock badly, was too much of a sperg to do anything about it and missed my opportunity. My ideal girl would be 5'10 with a plain-cute face, but I really just want one who matches my personality and likes me for me.
I don't really have one desu. I think there are winners and losers in this life, and you're either one or the other. It's decided before you're born and during childhood, I think.
Ass is great too, but there's nothing like a pair of nicely shaped big tits. My former oneitis had 36 Ds, getting hugs from her was amazing.

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I know that feel bro. Last gf had titties to die for

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Your ideal gf is as tall as me stop this
I lucked out and performed the coitus with a 7/10 brown girl for my first time. Small tits, but she was smokin. Ever since then it's been nothing but downhill and now I don't go out anymore. Spending most of my time working on my career instead and in the gym for reason mentioned in the previous spoiler.

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Never had a gf, I'm fucking jealous. Did she let you suck on them? What's it like to lick a girl's pussy? I really want to do that, too.
I love tall girls, user. I wish I could have standing sex with one while kissing her neck and feeling her up from behind.

>What's it like to lick a girl's pussy?
It's not everything it's cranked up to be. Make sure you make her wash before you do that, take it from my experience.
>I love tall girls, user
So do I, user. That 7/10 had like two inches on me, btw. They always call me cute or something like that, it's fucked and it hurts. I'm not that short.
>I wish I could have standing sex with one
This almost always degenerates to bending her over a table or something.
>while kissing her neck and feeling her up from behind.
best taste.

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Why she doesnt like me like i do with her?

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Show us your cumsock.

Oddly very true of them. Huh.

Eww smol chubbers? So miniature cows huh? Either start working out and get in shape or whip a mini cow into shape. Or give her an ED. Make her starve herself until she's skinny then She's smolsticc and honestly an 8/10.

what's the weirdest shit you've ever beat off to

>miniature cows
Not OP but that's a surprisingly accurate description of them. They're kind of like less-gross gremlins. Also, I personally wouldn't spend the time on a porker. If you get her looking good, there's a big chance she's gonna go thot around because now she's getting all the attention she never got before.
It's because they know their place on the hierarchy. When they find a guy that isn't disgusting, but isn't a chad, they know they've found their niche that they could possibly squeeze into.

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Basic bitch shit like guro

>not beating off to elf tentacle slavery prostitution amputee torture hentai

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pretty sure a doujin with those tags is under my belt

Still sounds like a pretty good time to me. I just want to grab her hips and pound away.
Because that's just our lot in life. They never like us back.
Don't have one at the moment, just some tissues I've since flushed down the toilet.
Like I said, my standards aren't that high. A little chub is okay, but smolsticc is patrician as fuck.
Mouth nipples, probably. I really like dick humiliation as well.

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ask this question in /d/ if you want to see some really freaky stuff

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>I just want to grab her hips and pound away.
You'll make it, bro. I have faith in you.
Most of us probably do.

>I'm drunk, ask me anything. And I do mean anything.
Hey me too
I mean, not to jack your thread. I don't even know how long I'll be awake at this point
OP how do you feel about snuggles? I feel like I've been turning into a bit of a slut lately but I've always been a cuddleslut so people's opinions on the subject are noteworthy to me

Now that's a high iq fetish

I hope so, man. Thanks for the kind words.
I really wish I could get them desu. I want to cuddle with a girl so bad. Just having one lay next to me and her feeling safe and comfortable in my arms. I honestly fantasize about that more than sex these days.

Does real love exist, OP? Bestow upon me your drunk wisdom.

> Just having one lay next to me and her feeling safe and comfortable in my arms.
10/10 taste
It seems like I'm in the minority on this but view snugs as a pretty platonic thing. Like it doesn't have to be romantic (though obviously I'm okay with it being that too), it can just be a physical manifestation of the connection I feel with a friend. Not that I'm drowning in friends over here but that's the idea
I'm rooting for you user

Yeah, it exists. It's just not for the likes of us. I've always thought of love, sex, and intimacy as things that happen to other people. Like reading about a civil war in a third world country; you just can't realistically think about that kind of thing happening to you. I don't know, maybe your life is different. But it's been my experience that life doesn't just work out. Good things don't happen for me. I feel like I'm destined to be an observer, nothing more. Like I'm meant to watch others take for granted the things I wish I could have. I don't know, man.
I disagree. I don't want that with a platonic friend. I've really had quite enough of platonic friends. I want a woman to be mine but that seems to be too much to ask.

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The cold harshness of the world, it really makes a man long for the softness of a woman. Too bad we're all degenerates who will die alone and unloved.

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>do you already know about the wondorous invention from those imgbrd boys?
What are you referring to? I'm interested.

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thanks for the honest answer pal. i dont know how old you are, but i guess i feel like i haven't experienced enough to say for sure whether love exists. you're right though, i think for people like us it's definitely harder to find if it does. i can relate to an extent. i feel like i'm always watching others live socially conventional lives and i'm always the one who hasn't experienced anything and can't contribute. usually it doesn't bother me, but maybe it will in a few years. i know this doesnt mean much, but i hope one day you find someone or something that'll make you happy. in the meantime, a gondola for your troubles.

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>Does real love exist, OP?
>Yeah, it exists. It's just not for the likes of us
>I've always thought of love, sex, and intimacy as things that happen to other people
>it's been my experience that life doesn't just work out
>Good things don't happen for me
>I'm meant to watch others take for granted the things I wish I could have
I'm screencapping this.
The world needs to know.
This is how we feel.
This is what's wrong with us.

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I've felt exactly the same for a long time, man.

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