Paying for hookers is more traditional than porn is

Whores (not the streetwalkers):
>real flesh
>if aspie virgin it's a good start
>if single you won't kys
>if you married the wrong person you won't kys and her
>some will even tell you where you fucked it up with women
>even flat sex is better than jerking off
>forces you to work for money can't be neet and escortcel at the same time


Masturbation:
>creates anxiety because you know you degrade yourself
>makes your dick desensitised a la deathgrip
>with time you will watch degenerate fetishes that will fuck your head even more
>you will stay in the basement as an aspie neet
>have fun cutting your frenulum with your ripped fleshlight


Tell me Jow Forums why aren't you paying for sex already?

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>some will even tell you where you fucked it up with women
Tell me more about this service senpai

this, elaborate

if you have to fuck a hooker with a condom you can aswell fuck plastic doll in most cases. Cheaper, safer and you are not funding whores

If I have performance anxiety will the hooker be nice and patient with me or is it a problem/

Can be good way to get introduced to talking to women too. Find higher class hooker (not street walker or cheap) start meet off in hotel bar over a drink or two then back to your room. Almost like a paid practice date.

>flag
>checks out

Of course they will be...you're paying for their time (I'm talking higher class escort, not cheap street walker or foreign trafficked hooker). Escort would probably rather spend her time with you than some guy who comes in wanting to aggressively fuck her.

>higher class escort
>paying thousands for whores with inflated ego

Paying children for sex sounds good, man.

By higher class I mean, premium price (not thousands!) to ensure she is legit sex worker, in my case, native white British woman (no Romanians) who is actually hot and experienced (not some stupid uni student who thinks she's empowering herself).

While it's going to get memed into oblivion, this thought got some strong background in history of manking.

All over the world, for thousands of years, men from all social backgrounds and marital status have been buying hot young ass....the richer men just get the better and less used up girls. Most rich middle aged guy/young hot girl relationships are just permanent prostitution...he's not paying by the hour, he's just bought you all for himself.

>have fun cutting your frenulum with your ripped fleshlight
pretty sure da jews already took this from me

Yea some hookers will give you crotch rot and red bumps so bad you will worry your dick will fall off. and I am never more then a arms length away.

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How can you even be sure that the price you pay is for a, as you said "premium" woman ?

If I am paying for sex some of the price better be the bitch having a test to be clean from stds.

Pay me first.

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Hookers are generally responsive to you being chill, if you are nice and clean and have a cheery attitude they will also be cheery. Since its a hooker your reservations will likely be dead and even with autism you should easily be able to start talking to her about whatever you want.

If you tell them you cant get women they will gladly explain shit to you and demonstrate. If you are shit in bed, most hookers are more than willing to give lessons.

What’s wrong with funding whores? They piss their money away on expensive makeup, clothes, retarded random vacations, shit that men wouldn’t bother with, and that whores with little to no skills wouldn’t be able to buy with their no-skill jobs. It bolsters the economy.

Also if you think that condom sex is the same ass fucking a doll then you’re a retard virgin

Except for the fact I got raw more than once lol.
Otherwise I agree if you fap too much your dick will get limp even with the thin condoms and will have to look for odd position to max out the friction.

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>native white british
You mean eastern euro/italian with a british accent. Attractive enough british women are 1 in 10000.

Also ive had wonderful experiences with romanian hookers in Britain. You just have to be clever about it.

Not gonna lie.
>A. Do you look like and shit?
>B. Are you ethnic too?
A + B = don't even bother

>draw bobs and vegana on cave wall so to fap
>somehow less traditional than paying womyn for sex

Literally every country in the world has a huge hooker review website/forum and as this shit is VERY risky, people use those and contribute.

Yes dear satan. I go to apartments and hostels.
Those girls are clean to eat out too.
Don't do incall neither streetwalkers.

>Tell me Jow Forums why aren't you paying for sex already?

because i have a wife
as I was solo there were enough girls in clubs and bars who wanted to fuck with me for free.

BTW: you don't pay a prostitute only for sex but for her discretion, fucking with coworkers or female 'friends' as far as you are in a serious relationship ends mostly with end of such one.

I haven't tried one but have been told it's a dodgy game. They're cheaper but you're risking it.

What you got your chink massage parlours too.
Wasn't sexworker just introduced as a legal occupation for immigrants?
rt.com/news/425129-new-zealand-prostitutes-jobs-immigrants/

Nah 40-45eur per hr
menu
>2 fucks
>1 bj
>1 massage

So you are paying quadruple for a Czech or Hungarian girl lol.

I'm an escortcel since 2011.
40 hookers for sure.
Hungary and Romania.

To be honest, its easier to recognize who is shit or not if you are eastern yourself.

Yes clients are mostly 35-40yo boring middleclass normies without gf or with a failed marriage.

>What’s wrong with funding whores? They piss their money away on expensive makeup, clothes, retarded random vacations, shit that men wouldn’t bother with,

on jews. becouse jews have best marketing, and whores are defensless against good marketing

>Also if you think that condom sex is the same ass fucking a doll then you’re a retard virgin

fucking most hookers is the same as fucking a doll, especially when we are talking about man who have problems with their social skills. unless you go for exclusive ones, but if you can afford exclusive hookers on everyday basis, you shouldn't have a problem with finding some regular girl, who will hang out with you just for your money

>Except for the fact I got raw more than once lol.

oh boy...

it's not actually smart but whatever, it's your dick

Sex with a condom on feels about as pointless as fucking a rubber doll

Penis in vagina is the last thing you get a hooker for.

That's the streetwalker.
Chlamydia 1 pill of azytromicin.
Gonorrhoea is 400mg's of cefixime per day, max for 3 days. That's a pill for pneumonia too in that case you take it for 2 weeks.
Syphillis has it's own peniciln combo injection, 2 shots in the but at two places. You come back 10 days later for a checkup.
AIDS is spread with anal, from vaginal it's 1 in 2500.
Like 30% chance the ad is bs and 1 in 800 you will get into a car accident while travelling to her.
Logic not even once.

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I've fucking had a woman (old fashioned way) and did a damn good job getting her off but it wasnt a real relationship...

How do you be LOVED, that's what I want to know :(...will hookers know anything about that?

>can’t find a girl in 2018 who will let you put it in her butt
That sucks, dude

Hookers belong on a pyre

>how do you be LOVED
You can’t make somebody love you. If they don’t reciprocate, just move on.

Every.Single.Time

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Had a whore in The Hague's red light district, it was nice there, all the tourists were in Amsterdam

This is one of the most brutal pills

That all of society shit and morals is the aberration. Seems like Whoredom is the default state of mankind. Guess you just have to accept it.

Like define prime. They are the same level as the civilian girls I had.
By experience, if the pic is too god it's fake.
In body they are okay facially a bit busted because they are mostly greedy countryside girls who just want to live in the city but have no talents and are too impulsive to be hired on a minimum wage job.
Lots will show face in ads too lately because of competition.
Happens to me like 1 in 8 case that she's older than in pic. But like you call them up more than once to see if it's the same girl responding. Some will scam you like they use 6 or 7 phone numbers and link it to a young girls phone and no matter which one you call you always meet up with this "secretary"
It's not the same as her co-worker picking up the phone which happened to me too but if you ask they admit it. Also lots of girls will pose at the same place in the pics so you know whom you'll meet with.

Dunno about that, but hey, hookers are a nice band-aid.

Lot of shit between penis in vagina and penis in asshole. Pun not intended.

32 y/o who just lost his virginity to a legal Vegas prostitute. I see it in a libertarian mindset (business transaction between two consenting adults).

I was nervous (dry-mouth, 3/4 chub, performance anxiety) but she was understanding and helpful. Thinking about the amount of time I had left was making it worse. I nutted before the time was up.

I realized that years of porn and masturbation have diseased my brain from experiencing pleasure.

Still jaded about women, unable to find happiness in anything, and spent the rest of the time in Vegas being anti-social.

It did keep me from killing myself.

But what to do if you cant meet a girl who you both reciprocate?

Fucking a girl is not that hard really but actually having one love you and you love her seems impossible.

Lack of power is the dilemma

Yes this is what guys don't know the avg hooker is a mid 20s hedonistic impulsive countryside girl with daddy issues who's got no talent but wants to live in the city.
They are anything but victims. Also you don't hurt them with the sex at all.

No HIV. I test myself every 6 weeks.
Go read some med science pls.

you had extraball ? how much did you pay, was she hot ?
what does 3/4 chub mean ?

It pretty much is. You just have to settle for the girl who gives more than the usual no fucks about you. The real question is “is it worth it?”

You can get passion from the crazier ones if they like you.
If she pretends too much and starfishes that ain't gonna change anytime soon with her.
I know that from experience.
But I'm not exactly a social person either.
Did this for Jow Forums like an hour ago.

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Promiscuity is degeneracy.

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I think you are just complaining of prices really.

Aye, I dont know how anyone believes in God after you come to this conclusion. What intelligent design would make a creature function like this? For what purpose?

I know a guy who was literally so autistic that hookers have told him not to call them ever again and a pimp even threatened him. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't like a super degenerate or a sex deviant, the guy was just... weird. He paid a hooker for an entire night and he kept asking her to do weird shit like brush her teeth in front of him, pee with the door open, bought expensive steak for her and just made her eat it while he watched. From what he told me he came prematurely all of the times and he basically hires hookers to be his "girlfriend" for the night, and this is apparently what girlfriends do is what he thinks. Again: not a bad guy but just fucking WEIRD. He heard me talking about a dead pixel on my flat screen tv and the next day he gave me 2 grand worth of best buy gift cards so I could buy a new one.

Aha suuuure.

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>paying for sex with a condom

no, thanks, i'd rather jerk off.

32? Oh boy. Better late than never.
You still need a long walk for an ltr.

yes, to buy a woman will set a man up with what women really are. the only danger is if the man is devoid of contact with normal women in which case he might see the physical contact as more than it is which will lead to an addiction. even that though is far better than the degeneracy that is lead to by masturbation

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Even bad sex is more satisfying than masturbation alone.
Brought to you by science.
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i was desperate (1.5k for 30min), but no stds since it is mandated by state law to get tested frequently.
fake titties but very attractive
3/4 chub (almost peak erection)

No I'm just not a degenerate like your sorry gypsy ass.
Every hooker beongs on the pyre, anyone that ever bought a hooker time deserves to be tied to a post and raped repeatedly

Also if you find this attractive I feel sorry for you, you really are a gyppo

I don't know how to get a good prostitute and I am not picking one up from the streets. Who knows what diseases she's carrying in her vagina.

Ehhh.. You need at least 3 months for the antibodies to start showing up before you can successfully test for HIV. The 6 weeks won't do shit. Most scary stuff lies dormant for a while, and the rest basically appears overnight.

I had gf's before with abortions too and I'm literally mentally ill.
>Normie men will just use them and move on once they get a proper waifu.
>Total fuckups will use them and not go ER.
Nice trolle bro.

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K buddy whatever. If you happen to find me pls bring your makarov and shoot me in the head, I'm suicidal irl.

This, hookers are relatively good practice for an actual relationship

...1.5k for 30 min? What the fuck.

i think u replied to the wrong post friendo

sex with a condom even with my own girlfriend does nothing for me, not to mention trying to fuck a whore in a rubber glove on muh dick.
whores are for the most desperate, pathetic of virgins, imo.

or maybe its just me, but i get limp 30 seconds after putting a condom on, just the thought of putting a rubber glove on my ding dong makes it hide somewhere in the trousers.

Fucking globalization man. I can't even fuck Polish whores in Poland anymore as the majority of them opted for greener pastures in the West. Most prostitutes here are Ukrainian or Romanian. I had to fly to the United Kingdom to fuck some Polish whores.

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Hookers don't kiss and don't suck dick without condom. It fucking sucks and it's a waste of money, also you are degrading a so called "woman" into a sex object which means you probably hate your mom and sisters.

Well I would be too if I was so degenerate like yourself. Don't worry I'll gladly put you down

Man I get this way at the thought of the girl only wanting your money and being turned off by you (even if you arent an off putting guy, just the fact you're a "customer")

How do you guys get off when know you're just a "customer"? Do you just turn off all the feelings and jizz? Sounds like it Feels bad man

>publi24 matrimoniale
>nimfomane forum
>get a disposable phone with prepaid card you bought without id card
>make sure it's a smartphone you'll need the map
>best map app that doesn't freeze on shit tier chinkphones is maps.me
Not gonna give you whatsapp and shit to walk you through it.
Also you might need to travel to larger towns like Iasi, Cluj, Timisoara to get good options.
You'll fuckup the first 3 or 4 occasions until you learn.
It's legal to buy in an apartment.

>even flat sex is better than jerking off
no, no it's not.
>sex
gotta talk to this dumb slag
gotta get naked
gotta break a sweat
gotta pay money
gotta go pay a visit or wait for her to show up
hope the condom doesn't break
gotta wear a condom
>ya fuck that bs

if you're an autist and fucked in the head no option is best
i've fapped for years, sometimes several times day, dethgrip etc
still cum in 5 seconds when put my dick on vagene

Americans are blocked from most of them now because of our new laws

>mexican talking about degeneracy
Do I need to post the cartel beating webms

First escort I paid for was in NYC. She was fucking chill as fuck and even went through her instagram with me. She took my email address. Top chick

I know what you mean. They do exist though, you just gotta research your ass off. I live in Sofia, 2 million people, thousands of whores and there are precisely 3 good, bulgarian ones at any given time (some become shit, new one shows up, etc.).

Protip: hookers in smaller cities who get good reviews are legit, since they try harder and stayed because of their strong roots

if ur an autist its good just so that you will be more comfortable being nude in front of somebody. its like a learning experience

yea i get you man, im 28 im not a virgin but it's close. i'll do the same thing this week, where im from it's 250 an hour, which is already quite expensive. you said it stoped you from killing yourself, and that's the kind of positivity i need right now. farewell brother.

>land of freedom

Lol, what fucking retarded logic is that. And yes, there are hookers who suck dick without condoms.

My advise is to pic the girl who has the best outfit. If you like what she is wearing you will have a better time. I had one girl who was wearing a school girl uniform and she didn't take it off until I was basically balls deep in her. It was hot, like a real gf.

Every 6 weeks since years???
You misread the post.

Yeah can be, nevermind.

for me at least, sex and emotions are two different things.
i dont need to "feel" feelings when i fuck someone, i want the pleasure of shoving my hard ding dong in a wet, tight spot, and thrust my hips until i cum.
i have a phobia for condoms, though, the second i put it on, i get limp.

so if a girl only wants to pussy-fuck with a condom on, i just fuck her in the ass, or fuck her face.
its not that complicated.

this guy gets it
i've nutted better from my own hands using photos/vids i carefully selected.
sex, with or without a condom, isn't always great.
sex with a prostitute has always been dissatisfying for me due to the condom and just the overall vibe. even if she's not rushing, it just feels so mechanical.

>sex with a condom even with my own girlfriend does nothing for me
How does this picture make you feel?

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You know like half of them don't work properly do you?
Can you at least fucking clean a gun out?

are you implying disliking sex with a rubber glove makes me gay?
what are you, a virgin or something?

Okay buddy tell me this
You got large sum of money you never worked for. It's legal, was random it's decades of your income.
How do you feel know owning it?

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>1.5k for 30min
HOLY SHIT did you get ripped off.

What if it's a guy?
You'd enjoy it more?