Take the 2D pill

Take the 2D pill.
Quit fapping to 3DPD.
become pure.
fapping to lolis is fine though.

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Degenerate

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The big agree

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Not fapping to 2D lolis is peak degeneracy

Unironically this desu, originalelly

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bumping because fuck normalfags
anime guys dont cheat on you leave you and will love you and act as motivation to do great things we should all switch to 2D

I'd love to switch to 2D but then I'd have to stop having sex and I can't stop

could you post the copypastas?

Daily reminder roasties can't compare with their vagina's torn by Chad and their faces turned to leather by the years of makeup and other skin-destroying chemicals.

2D is purity.
2D is innocence.
2D is perfection.
Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.

>post your waifus
>talk about superiority of 2D
>shitpost and enjoy a thread without women's attentionwhoring
>rate other people's waifus


>inb4 modfags ban this
If we can have a roastie ""fembot"" general on the original content board then we can have a waifu general.
(back when mods would take down waifu shit *sip* )

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The ANIME girl is the epitome of female beauty and attractiveness

Let's start by looking at her body. Her body is delicious. Her perfect proportions make her sexiness known without her even needing to wear slutty clothing. She has child-bearing hips, as a result of her high levels of estrogen. This gives her the appearance of fertility and good wife material. She is then covered by her smooth skin. This smooth skin reminds us of her cuddliness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the most loving of onii-chans, made to appreciate passion and affection. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. Her smooth skin reminds us of our bright, happy future that awaits us when 2D girls finally become real.

The ANIME girl's demeanor is one of perfectness. She is cute, desirable, but can be explosively good at being an amazing friend. Her behaviour strikes envy into the more snarky, jealous races of women(3D roasties)

The summit of expression of her femininity on her face are her eyes. 2D eyes are the largest of all the dimensions. As the eyes are the clearest window to the soul, this alone would suffice to make the ANIME girl the most pure and noble of all women. These large eyes are able express the most complex emotions, being able to communicate her love in many different ways. Its beautiful color ensures that when it makes eye contact, the potent anime love will immediately enter the heart of the man the ANIME girl captivates

In total, the ANIME girl expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she copulates with her husband, she unleashes the entirety of her love and affection upon her partner to create the healthiest of babies.

All this is the reason why the ANIME girl is the epitome of femininity.
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>How do I stop fapping to 3D?
Let me break it down for you with this guide I made and it works as I have done it.
if you have tried and failed taht is ok because this trick will work!


>How to quit 3D
>right now you are conditioned to fapping to 3D
Not only are you used to fapping to 3D but also video so an important thing we need to do is shift you from watching video porn to still images, if you dont ween off video before going full 2D, you will find it much harder as you dont even know how to appreciate a still image let alone the art that is Ecchi and hentai.


>you are fapping to 3D video, fap instead to 3D images but you may need to do the following trick (important)
>start fap to normal stuff you view in this case 3D video
>half way through the fap session you switch to other material and aim to finish your fap session while looking at the target subject matter
so in this example you are fapping to a video of a 3D pig and then you switch to still images of 3D girls to fap to.
>so, fap to your 3D porn video and then switch to 3D still images on /s/
>do this until you are comfy to just fap to /s/ (still images)and then start doing the same thing but this time with hentai
so now you are used to fapping to still images, you repeat the process but with hentai and ecchi
>now you can fap to 2D fine,
you should ideally ONLY fap to 2D from this point forward and then you will notice the psychological changes and the
pure feeling you will have.

Will make you feel like a better person 100% guaranteed
>IMPORTANT
a important point and rule of 2D pill is that you ideally want to be able to fap to clothed ecchi like pic related.
it is fine to fap to hentai but you want to possess the ability to fap to ecchi that is softcore if you want
>reminder taht it is 100% fine to fap to loli

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We already have a waifu general. Unfortunately normalfags have taken hold of that place. I guess this one can be for us robots.

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I never lurked the waifu threads, and I was wondering how robots have such shitty, entry-tier waifus, but that explains

>such shitty, entry-tier waifus, but that explains
you dont choose waifu, an user wanted me post the pastas that I presume I used to post so I did...

So waifu chooses you? Yea fair enough, but it can't be a coincedence everyone's waifu is Zero-two or Azusa etc in those threads. Also I don't get what the pastas have anything to do with this but ok

Kill yourself you hapa waste of oxygen. /waifu/ hates you because you're a falseflagging shitposter.

may I remind you that you were kicked out for harassing other posters? it has nothing to do with normalfags, it has everything to do with you having a shitty personality.

"I need a drawing more than my kidney" still has me in fucking tears

>it can't be a coincedence everyone's waifu is Zero-two or Azusa etc in those threads.
It used to be serious waifuists that posted.
There were always waifu threads on R9K but I remember making them when no one would and some mods banned you for "avatarfagging" in the threads.
The waifu threads are VERY active now and I hope more anons are 2D pilled but maybe some anons are not true waifuists although they seem to be.
> I don't get what the pastas have anything to do with this but ok

I used to post quite a lot of threads about taking the 2D pill daily but kind of stopped.
I used to post pastas and I think that user remembered I had pastas.

Does Fate have the best lolis in the market? This shit is not even fair!

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It prolly does. Not that I'd even seen Fate, but I'm enough of an loliconnoisseur to say so. Chino's pretty qt too

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>Take the 2D pill.
I already have. I unironically only love 2D girls now, not sure what will happen as I get older though.

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>Already took the 2D pill
Was a natural process rather than a conscious decision. Best thing to ever happen to me.

ofc i remember the pastas dude, i just needed it to help someone get 2d pilled

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>ofc i remember the pastas dude, i just needed it to help someone get 2d pilled
based
I watched fate for the lolis but they dont really appear much for a few seasons.
kinda dropped it after season three according to order I watched it in

Leave. Chino-chan. Alone.

disgusting. absolute fucking degenerate. Cartoons. Animated. Children.

What happens if I don't?

Gr8 b8 m8

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I will cry if you continue, please don't do this to her.

How do you buy a sex toy, specifically an onahole, without mommy and daddy finding out? Been eyeing me some nice stuff on /jp/ but PO boxes are expensive

a fucking leaf btw

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just have it come in mail.
I got my mum to laminate like 28 loli posters that surround my room

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Sure user, great idea. I'll just let my traditional ass parents see a piece of plastic I want to put my dick in and be forever looked at in a worse light. Let alone if they saw loli. I'd be kicked out.

Good idea though.

>jacking off to loli is fine
if you think that, why not tell people "i jack off to anime drawings of men sexing middle-school girls"? that's right you don't, because they'd tell you that you're a pedo and you know that they're pretty much right, if not completely right. If you're gonna do it you shouldn't pretend it isn't slowly making you a pedo if you aren't already one.

>implying my family and all my close friends dont know Im a huge lolicon.

Hell my aunt dead ass tried to hook me up with a 14 year old but I turned her down because I only want a pure 2D girl and not a 3D roastie. Plus you know that would be illegal.

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Having parents that are cool with you being into lolis is comfy af.
My parents know I like loli but Im still too embarassed to buy a sex doll or toys since they might judge me. Then again they know Im weeb trash so who cares?

Am 24 btw

You gotta ease them into it. Start by hanging up a non lewd loli poster on your wall or changing your PC background and slowly raise the stakes bit by bit.

Eventually they will realize you are weeb trash and leave you alone.

That's pretty gay mate.
Also how to 2D images provide love and motivation? I fap to 2D as much as any other guy on r9k, but not once have they provided love or motivation. How does that work?

You gotta find your own inner love and motivation.
Stop looking to others for validation you parasitic faggot

Also fapping to 2D can give you the same feelings as loving a roastie if you are in the right frame of mind. Love is just a chemical

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>Stop looking to others for validation you parasitic faggot
You sound like you're projecting, not once did I say anything about looking to others for love, I've already given up on that farce.
I just don't understand how you can derive love or motivation from 2D images.

Why would you tell people what you jack off to on the first place? Doesn't sound like a good topic for a conversation.

You can train your mind to feel love or motivation from 2D images. You just need to be in the right frame of mind. Having a waifu is no different from being a tulpafag. Its all in the mind.

My IRL friends talk about fapping to loli all the time.

I've been fapping to loli anime grills since I was 13. Never did have a chance with real people.

What made you get into 2D user? How long has it been?

I just realised mommy must think so little of me because of my cute loli BDs, figurines, and Yuru Yuri wall scroll.

Based doubles-getting lolicon

>What made you get into 2D user?
watching code geass and I found a character attractive and knew about hentai from a weeb I knew, I was already a shut in but not a weeb at all.
I chose to try it out and fapped to 2D and gradually went full 2D and then I noticed I felt much more pure.
I actually did that copy pasta to change to 2D and I am glad I did.
3D makes me recoil in disgust

>How long has it been?
not nearly long enough only jeeze idk like 3 years or more or less.. wish I was only fap to 2D from day one.

i cant come to cartoon pictures sorry
enjoy tho
faggot

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I know joke switched and enjoy it so much more, simply because there's more going on than regular porn and you realize how dead inside mainstream porn is. 2D usually has a story, the drawings provide believable expressions (instead of the "I guess she's having an orgasm" of 3D porn), there's a wide variety of different stories and people, all that. In the end, it just feels nicer. I feel like I'm still human after I bust a nut to 2D, like I went through a range of healthy human emotions while jagging. 3D is just 35 minutes of "fucken yeah tits fucken nut fucken slut bitch, fucken ass fuckkkk" which is in 2D as well, but it's only one part of a larger dynamic. Straight up 2D will save your soul and remind you what being human is

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Well, I do love 2D.

i got lewd loli poster on my wall dude, fuck what people think. yourself and everyone you know will die at some point. i dont care if people think im a pedo because fuck them. i got family literally talking shit and being afraid of me like im a pest just because of a loli poster. i just wanted to find out how normans would react. and they reacted as i thought they would. i like to conduct experiments on normalfags. inb4 madscientistbot

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Loli girls arent for lewding you fucker. They are for protecting and loving until they are 16 and then having their first time with you,the one they love and trust.

>Kill yourself you hapa waste of oxygen
So those threads are normalfags then.

That is straight up wrong

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Why would I fap to something that isn
't real?
At least with 3D, there's a possibility (though a super small one) that, that could be me in the scenario. With 2D, it's just a stupid drawing

Why don't you guys try to jerk off to your own balls from the wrong way round in the mirror faggotas

>Why don't you guys try to jerk off to your own balls from the wrong way round in the mirror faggotas
we are not gay>With 2D, it's just a stupid drawing
with 3D it is just pixels

here is Setsumi , say hello to Setsumi

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Spoken like a true nigger faggot.

hello setsumi

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Cute. Would hold hands with.

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Stfu and take the loli-pill you faggot

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What is that,cute Loli for ants? Also I know you are but what am I?

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Oh stfu I don't happen to have the ss even though I just watched it, just have this shitty pic. And I think we both are faggots, but you're just more, no offense

>Cant get a gf? Expose yourself to 2Dcp until you want to diddle kids!
Yeah great idea. Loli porn is known to induce pedophilia.

This is why niggers take our females

I have happen to have come across the knowledge that you are,but I must inquire,what am I?

>implying these arent filthy nonwhites trying to normalize there already messed up tendencies

>Loli porn is known to induce pedophilia.
Dude dont b8 this hard, if it wasnt sarcasm.
You are an abnormal niggerfaggot, this I thuly see

>Loli porn is known to induce pedophilia.
source?
also
>Expose yourself to 2Dcp until you want to diddle kids!
the point is to turn away from 3d

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>pure whites like myself would never touch lolis
sorry to disappoint you, but im white as snow and that doesnt keep me from acknowledging that loli is patrician's taste.

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>getting off to the idea of children
explain that one to your family

>hurr durr we need white children
I've spend my entire life around whites and i despise every last one of them.
Why would i care if they die out, not like I'll have any children who will suffer the consequences.
Get outbred, Jow Forums normies, replacement is coming.

I have looked in my heart,and nay, such accusations are unwarranted and unjust. It is you on the other hand who is the unintelligent black man of homosexual origin.

my family doesnt need to know

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>my family doesn't need to know im a porn addict in his room talking to other disappoints about his love for little kids as he post pics drawn by middle aged gooks depicting incredibly young little girls naked in suggestive poses because the real thing is illegal.
if you were a part of my family I know I would never be talking to you.

You know thats what gets me. I dont understand why people feel the need to explain shit to their families. Like with gay people. Dont understand why they cant just stay in the closet and act like normal people. Most people dont two shits of a fuck if you are gay. Just be a regular citizen damn.

>if you were a part of my family I know I would never be talking to you.
correct actually
I barely ever talk to my family, doesnt have anything to do with my attraction to lolis though

>It is you on the other hand who is the unintelligent black man of homosexual origin.
Unfortunately I have but to dismiss this ridicolous claim, for I am not a homo, neither is black the colour of my skin. However, I do believe it is you who is trying to project their own attributes unto my very being, whlist being wrong in the matter
oh fuck this I'm fuking drunk

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>I would never be talking to you.
you say that like its a bad thing
i love it when normie trash doesnt bother me and you seem like you fit that category

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what are you drinking, user?
post more lolis

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No you absolute nigger tier mongoloid. The whole point of 2D is to break away from 3D cp and molesting kiddos. Loli porn actually prevents pedophiles from offending.

No the reason is due to white wonen being unbearable hags.
2D will never betray you

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My fanily not only knows but approves if it lol.

My aunt dead ass tried to hook me up with a 14 year old girl. I rejected her because 2D>3D and because its illegal.

Begone, norm. Have a loli on your way out.

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I was at a bar drinking with frens, had beer and liquors. Now I'm back home

Fuck I love loli so much dude

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can't decide if your aunt is based for trying to get you a real loli or if she's a plebian because she tried to bait you into a relationship with 3d

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I see you did not rebuke my claim of you being unintelligent. I dare say your words can not be trusted.

She is pretty based. My cousin and her friends were over and she saw me staring at one of the girls and asked if I liked her.

At first I thought she was trolling so I played along. But she was actually serious and said I should ask her out and kept trying to get us alone together so we can talk. I was too afraid of sperging out so I declined. But I did talk to the girl for a bit. Very nice girl but unfortunately she has bf.

I made the right choice by staying with pure 2D lolis tho

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oh, going out with frens seems okay, thought you were like me, spending friday afternoon getting drunk alone at home.
guess not everyone is quite that much of a fuckup, good for you m8.
also think normalfag behaviour is excused because of patrician taste~
have a loli

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>based mods STILL havent token this thread down
Feels good.

That is a very hot loli, I appreciate. Yeah I usually spend my Friday alone too, but I actually never drink alone. Occasionally I go to drink with my NEET/robot friends. Or I dunno, they're not normies at least

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maybe some jannies are unironically based and have good taste

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I wish theyd keep up Loli threads more often desu.

smart.
I find myself drawn to alcohol more and more because it helps me to escape my worries for a while.
Didn't think it'd turn out to be this bad when i started to drink occasionally.
Now i drink entire boxes of cheap wine every other day even though i dislike the taste.
Just need to buy a cat to go full middle aged woman.

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