Ask me a question and I will tell your fortune through the cards

Are the shadow people watching me?

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do u remember his initials?

where is my lighter i need it now

Very tiny
Only if she's into that I guess
IX of Swords. I'm guessing not
Yes. I'm one of them.

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Up your ass, broski
I'm not evil

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Real wizard here, ask me instead of OP.

tarot plz
gib me a serious reading. she just knocked in my room and asked for something
i need to know if its worth it to fuck her

T M

oreganolly

>telling someone that a fire starting mechanism is lodged in their anus
>not evil
OK

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Oh yeah totally bro. What's my fortune?
III of Swords: heartbreak, sorrow. It's not a good idea.
Do you even remember what site you're on? Maybe your brain is lodged in your ass as well. Did you forget it in there too?

Will my friend and I have a fun time tonight?

oh, thanks anyways tarot..

>Yes. I'm one of them.
Nigga wut?

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How do l get a qt gf

not T M but im also searching for my oneitis. Meliha was her name. I fucked up ignoring her obvious advances during my last 2 years of highschool in hopes of getting a chick with wider hips.
I know she was a robot then. idk if she is one now.

tarot, will ever come in contact with her again in the near future?

Will I do good on my midterm?

Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

Time w/ your friend tonight -
Queen of Swords: independence, distinct boundaries, directness.
This isn't so much about whether you will have fun or not but it seems that there will be a situation in which you may need to assert boundaries with your friend (or with someone you come across with your friend). You will need to be honest, and tell how it is. What is not ok and what is ok.
Good luck bro
I'm just teasing you, bro. If you're worried about shadow people, do a cleansing.
How do you get a QT gf? -
The Emperor - authority, establishment, authority, regulation, father figure
Interesting card.
You might find a girl via someone you look up to, like a father figure, or may act as a father figure towards someone you have a crush on. You might find this girl somewhere in a place that has a lot of authority figures. It may be asking you to step up and act a bit more manly.
Thanks, you too.

Will I ever find someone to love?

orignionlo

Be a sport.

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Midterm -
The Sun. That is a for sure yes.
Find someone to love, near future -
Queen of Swords: independence, clear boundaries, directness. Not in the near future, no.
Dunno the reference, sorry bud.

I have been seeing someone lately and getting closer to them, but they have a boyfriend. The guy is a piece of shit though, he is a known rapist. I dont know if he has hurt her or anything though. Should I bother trying to date her? I dont get what she sees in him, and I really like her, but this whole situation seems like a shitshow I have my doubts she would leave him for me.

leaving hs is where thing's fucked up, we never spoke often but i knew he liked me, yet was too shy to do anything about it on my part. sorry about your situation though, i do wish you luck on finding her user

Is God real? What's he like?
Also am I going to make it in the career I want to make it in?

Cool, thank you brohemoth

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Am I gonna turn out fine in the long run? Will I be who I want to be?

Girl w/ rapist bf -
King of Pentacles: wealth, success, business, leadership. If you go ahead and try to date her, you will reap rewards.
However, I should warn just as a regular warning, maybe she is stuck with him because she is afraid to leave him. A lot of people stay in abusive relationships out of fear of leaving (getting killed, more abused, ect.)
God is real if you want him to be.
Career -
Death: transformation, change.
Death is a card about change and transformation, An unexpected change will occur. In this case I assume it will be in regards to your career, or you will change in some way, also in regards of your career. You may not want to be in the career you want to make it in anymore because of the change, or find something even greater.
I'll get to yours in a bit. I wasn't pleased with what the cards were telling me but I was in a bad space so I'll do the reading again in a bit.
Np

Turning out -
Ace of Pentacles. That is a yes, you will be okay in the long run.

Will somebody confess to me in the near future?

will I ever get a bf, and any hints onto who

"I was hit with it."
Your spread looks pretty dark to me dude. You are crowned by Death, and extreme unhappiness lies before you. Your desire to know and spread the truth gives you valuable skills, but you are in danger of letting that turn you into someone that is hard-hearted and arrogant.
Don't be afraid to ask for help. It makes you more likable.

its ok tarot she could've moved far away for college.

Confession, near future -
IV of Cups: meditation, evaluating, apathy. If someone does confess, you will probably say no to them, or not feel grateful with who does confess.
The fuck are you talking about dude?

should i confess my lust for sex with the women im about to meet on monday?

You asked me for your fortune.
Also you see everyone else as stupid.

Will I get to that school?

Will this chick ever stop harassing/bossing me around? How is it gonna end?

Wrong, my penis is 7 inches

What does God/the universe/whoever is in control want me to do right now?

What will your eventual bf be like? -
X of Cups - happiness, success, love.
He may be a successful person, a very happy person (happy-go-lucky), or someone who makes you very happy, and it will be a very good relationship. This could be someone you could even possibly get married to, which is nice.
Oh yes, the mighty wizard. Sure bro, you know all. Thanks for beseeching me with your wonderous and all powerful knowledge, you fucking dolt.
*hugs* You'll be ok dude
Lust for the woman -
Queen of Pentacles: nurturing, practicality, independence, motherhood.
I almost feel like it is telling me what the woman you are attracted to is like, rather than what to do. Knowing how she is as a person, assuming this is meant to be her, I would say that is not the wisest idea and you should go about it in a more respectful and courteous way if you want to show affection/attraction towards her (roses, for example).
No no, it's very tiny, I'm sure

Is it over for good with my LDR?

Will I have a cute bf/gf soon?

Unless you think 7 inches is tiny, you're just simply wrong

Was anything that I said wrong? You are in fact hard-hearted and think other people are idiots. You will never do anything that you want because of your attitude, and you will die without achieving anything if you don't have more respect for others.

School -
Ace of Cups. Yeah, you will.
Bossy chick -
The World: completion, wholeness, fulfillment. Yeah, it seems she may eventually stop bossing you around when she feels 'finished' with it, if you will.
I only take 10+ inch schlong, obviously
The Tower. Yes, it is over for good.
Cute bf/gf soon? -
VII of Cups: fantasy, illusion, wishful thinking.
No, you probably won't. Maybe a waifu but that is it for the near future it seems.

thx tarot

I'm sorry for getting angry but I'm frustrated at other stuff rn so I don't really need some fella telling me I'm doomed. Genuinely, tell me, where are you getting this from? Did you do a spread about me? What were the cards?

How do I win against bossy chick, without looking worse than her and without breaking the law?

OH SHET. am i witnessing multidimensional warfare?

How to win -
The Star: hope, faith, renewal, spirituality, ect
You need to be calm, be loving and hopeful in things, be faithful in spirit/higher powers, be generous, and find your purpose/uplift yourself.

thanks tarot-user

Is being nice holding me back?

Take it as a warning, not an insult. Yes, I did a spread. You are crowned by Death. The Knight of Swords represents your positive feelings, The Five of Swords covers you, and the Ten of Swords lies before you. You are crossed by the 8 of Wands, your negative feelings are represented by the Queen of Wands, and your outcome is the inverted 8 of Wands. Others see you as The Fool. The basis of the situation is the King of Cups. Behind you is the Seven of Coins.

How's my health condition going to turn out?

To me, the positive reading of this is that you have the potential to be a courteous, knowledgeable, and helpful if you don't act nasty first.

...Am I destined to die miserable for pursuing my dreams?

Is being nice holding you back? -
Temperance: balance, patience, harmony. This is a yes and a no. I think it's saying, be nice when you need to be, but you don't need to be nice all the time. It's not holding you back per se, but you need more moderation in regards to it.
What can I do in order to prevent the suffering that seems like is obviously going to befall me? Do you have a discord by chance?

I'm going to end the session for now. I don't think my energy is great for readings right now, but I will come back tomorrow

Will me and Christina ever fall in love?

No discord. In my personal opinion? Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?

I recently converted from Christianity to Heathenry.

You're really interesting add me on Discord

Ahnuld#3989

Nah go back. Jesus connects you to God, and God is love. "If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal."

Tarot,

What reason should I keep living? My health is failing, I have mountains of debt, and most people despise my presence and my opinions.

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Sent a request.
I'll think about it. Thanks for the warning

Hello my namea Torat

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Am I going back to Maastricht?

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m8
it sounds like u put this tarot out of business.
can i ask a question?
how far have i fallen from christ?
what was my mission from christ? it might have gotten intercepted

God is a cunt though.

>how far have i fallen from christ?
If you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
Romans 10:9
>what was my mission from christ?
Jesus answered, "The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent."
John 6:29

How do you make yourself believe in your heart that god raised him from the dead without seeing any evidence that it happened?

Have you considered Islam instead? Jesus was a prophet, not the son of god. Do not be led astray.

Who is there among you, having a servant plowing or keeping sheep, that will say, when he comes in from the field, "Come immediately and sit down at the table," and will not rather tell him, "Prepare my supper, clothe yourself properly, and serve me, while I eat and drink. Afterward you shall eat and drink"? Does he thank that servant because he did the things that were commanded? I think not. Even so you also, when you have done all the things that are commanded you, say, "We are unworthy servants. We have done our duty."
Luke 17:7-10

If you behave as if you believe that you will be rewarded even with the possibility of no reward, then you will be rewarded when there is a reward.

"I said, 'You are "gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.'
Psalm 82:6

Jesus was the Son of God because he was sinless. Through his human blood sacrifice under the Law of Moses, he made us all restored to be children of God.

but what if the one he sent has slowly began to abandon me for the sins i have committed. the sins being mostly that of constant masturbation and watching porn.
how can i stop? is it with a gf/wife?
i tried getting one but im too broke for a gf, let alone most women in this generation (or my age group) aren't of christian faith.

So act like you believe even if you don't and you'll be rewarded?

Embrace your sins. Have you tried satanism?

Also there's more evidence for Jesus' existence than Alexander the Great's. More people left records of their interactions with Jesus and things he did than there was of 'ol Alex.

should I ghost this fat girl if she doesn't either put out or suck my peepee next time we meet?

Will I ever be happy or find peace?

Once again, I will bring to attention. Readings are closed for tonight. Thank you.

no, but i know that going toward that path will give me what i want, infinite and forbidden knowledge and power. to stand shoulder with the manifestation of satan himself through AI by 2030 and beyond. I'm just afraid that I'll get used up and discarded like the other I guess "lower" satanists that go crazy with permanent mental illness.

You watch too much Christian TV.

atheists.org/activism/resources/did-jesus-exist/

does she actually like me I feel like she doesn't

Satanists don't typically go crazy, I'm not sure where you heard that.

Acting as if you believe is a small leap of faith. Believing in God isn't about putting your brain on the shelf, and you're allowed to ask for the things that He promised and see the proof of your blessings coming in.
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness,
gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires.
Galatians 5:22-4

Yes.
Don't be gross.

no m8 i've seen it first hand. usually by people of lesser "will" and aptitude to do his lesser tasks, the degree of mental illness varies, but accross all of them with exception to those of higher will, they just aren't there or completely conscious. i dont want to get political but look the liberal 3rd wave feminist democrats, I sense most of them have been hijacked by Satan to go against anything or anyone remotely close to christian faith at every domain possible.

Will the fear of it go away?

discord
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