I just want to know how it feels like. Should I just hire an escort...

vie had sex Just get a fleshlight and warmer stand. Feels very similar. What makes it different is pheremones and feel good chemicals activated by being with a woman. I couldn't even cum when i've had sex.

I lost my virginity to a hooker at 24, and I don't regret it. It's fun. But it's not like "real" sex, the emotion and feeling of accomplishment is missing. Also you have to use a condom obviously.

>Should I just hire an escort?
Man you're gonna be pissed if you drop 200 for an hour and can't get it up due to nerves

it's nothing special, stop obsessing over a wet hole you beta

I started dating a 20 year old when I was 32. Lasted about four years. I broke up with her (I wish I hadn't).

Currently dating someone with an even larger age-gap, but we're only a few months in...

Johnfag here,
I went the escort route. I recommend doing the same. If I hadn't gotten any pussy I'd have offed myself years ago. Here is my advice for new escortcels:
>I define escort as girls in the $200-$400/hr range. You can find crackheads that will do any crazy shit for cheap, but that is not my market.
>Most all escorts (atleast publicly) require condoms for PIV sex. Most will suck your dick without condom. Roughly half to a third will let you cum in their mouth.
>Be honest with yourself about erectile dysfunction. Years of porn have conditioned your brain & body to respond to 2D, not 3D. Start practicing with 1-3 day nofap sessions, go back to vanilla 3D porn, etc. See above about condoms.
>Nerves and expectations can make your first time frustrating. You might be angry that you're not getting hard. You might be frustrated that it doesn't feel good enough. It will be strange because you don't cum in 30s like when fapping.
>When looking into escorts, look for a nice down-to-earth kind of girl. The key is to get comfortable and let the girl give you an experience. Don't expect to be Chad Thundercock and pound her pussy into the year 3000.
>Don't go for a "one and done" all-holes mega-session. Find a nice girl, let her suck your dick, see how it goes, and repeat.
>Don't be chained to your 2D fantasies. I can't stand HJs in videos, but IRL HJs are pretty fucking great. Don't assume what you like to watch is what will feel best for you.
>Once you get familiar with finding escorts and comfortable with your body, you can start looking for barebackers. Because barebacking is taboo in the escort market, guys who find a good girl to creampie often won't share their secrets. So you've got to get familiar with the market, get comfortable floating the question (and bringing extra cash), get STD test results, etc.
In short:
Do your research, don't go for trash escorts.
Allow yourself to relax. Be self-aware about ED.

amwf postin op

be gentle with that smol white pusst, dont wanna be rough with that thick cok

hiring an escort to lose your virginity isn't going to change your life in any way dude
if you're a chronic masturbator like me, you'll just realise how difficult it is to actually cum when it's not your hand

but even if you hire an escort you'll be wearing plastic.

>bareback GFE escort

Sounds like a good way to catch a disease.

You can buy a fishy slime hole on the internet, and it doesn't have to smell repulsive and take your money more than once.

I'm worried about even getting an escort now because I think my dick is seriously broken. It only seems to get hard now when I masturbate, and it won't maintain a full erection if I'm not attending to it. As soon as I let go, it begins to recede.

I wonder if I can fix that by discontinuing masturbation or if I'd need to take viagra or something beforehand.

No woman is gonna want to be anywhere near a guy who is a virgin at 32

>bareback a hooker
Enjoy the HIV

It depends. If you had other things going for you, like a good job, nice house, money, etc., then some whore who is looking to 'settle down' might go for you. While she would fuck you so that you took care of her and her kids, however, she would probably also fuck other guys behind your back.

>I think it's too late at 32 to find a nice looking girl.
It is. It was probably too late 10 years ago. (I'm also a 32 year old wizard)

How many times a day do people who have this problem wank? Would 1-2 times a day be enough to fuck up your dick?

I reckon 3-5 times a week is fine as long as you don't give in instantly when you get the urge. Learn to enjoy masturbation rather than doing it just to get a clear head.

>too late at 32 to find a nice looking girl.
Just put on Tinder that you have a lot money and set your age range to young. Post some semi-decent pictures and you'll get laid in no time. Worked for me.

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OP, i will be honest with you. It's overrated. Pussy feels pretty good, but it's not like, roll your eyes back into your head good, like everyone says. That's a myth. Also, a hooker is fine to know what it feels like, just wear a rubber.

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Prostitutes are too lazy to work their internal muscles. It won't feel like fucking a woman who is into it.

normies are not welcome here, GTFO faggot

>just wear a rubber.
this is why it doesn't even feel good

just fap OP. you're not missing anything. sex with a condom doesn't feel any better than fapping

I would be careful choosing an escort since most of them have pimps .

>he thinks sex with an escort will recreate the missed passionate teenage sex with your first love while embracing eachother

haha nah incel

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hnnnnng.... I want to feel this too so so bad. It's almost a primal feeling, I'm going crazy.

Nah, I will recreate. See, I'm gonna buy my school's uniform and get the whore to wear it and act like she's a high school girl. Then we'll go into the back of my van, which I'll pretend belongs to my parents, and fool around like teenagers. If she does a bad job acting, I'll tell her to fuck off and I'll keep trying this until I think a whore who can act out my innocent fantasies properly.

ewww, that looks really awful
like it looks like it hurst like hell plus disgusting at the same time
who the hell would want that?

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>20

oh go fuck off

They have the best pussy.

My 50 year old dad is dating a 32 year old he met from a vampire forum. Anything is possible.

That's a rare case though, your dating pool shrinks significantly in your 30's

>explains method to sex on board for the sexless
>user gets mad
okay retard

It feels pretty good, obviously better than say your hand. You'll probably just feel bad about yourself after losing your virginity to an escort though, compared to if you had sex with a girl who actually is interested in you.

wanking feels better, sex is overrated

man, it feels absolutely amazing. it's been a week since I've last had sex with my gf. Can't wait till I'm seeing her again desu bro

>I think it's too late at 32 to find a nice looking girl.
depends

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>There are lots of young girls okay with an older guy
provided he's successful

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>try e-dating, try r9k, anything is okay.
nah dont look for pussy
do something you really like that also puts you in contact with other people
something like your soul calling

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Bareback sex feels amazing, but when you're wearing a condom, it's just sort of a vague warmth and tightness. If you get an escort, you should be wearing a condom, so I'm not sure if it's worth it for you, OP.

>Tfw 23 year old virgin
20 is still young

why would it hurt1

>>Be honest with yourself about erectile dysfunction. Years of porn have conditioned your brain & body to respond to 2D, not 3D. Start practicing with 1-3 day nofap sessions, go back to vanilla 3D porn, etc. See above about condoms.
I never liked 2D porn.

Using regular condoms alright. Using thin condoms
Good
Never gone bear but I heard its good

Stop putting 3dpd pussy on a pedestal, faggot

Dont pay for sex OP go on Grindr and fuck tight boicunt for free

Try Tinder or POF OP. You're better off with POF. Its mostly fat chicks looking for someone to muck their barn and fuck them for 10 minutes. Im dead serious.
>be 22 at the time
>literally 2 weeks after I finish boot camp
>no self esteem because /broken/ from being treated like dogshit
>try POF even though I know Im in good shape because literally 0 confidence
>meet this fat chick named Jenny who looked kind of like pic related but even worse
>go on date and tell her Im from out of town visiting friends so I booked a hotel
>take her out to lunch and she runs up an 80 dollar bill because shes a fat hog
>she lets me try everything, sex, blowjobs, eating out etc
>cum in a shitty condom I got from basic training hospital
>feel terrible
>now have some confidence
>spend the next year fucking progressively hotter chicks
>now a chadbot who fucks exclusively 7+
Practice girls are a real thing. Do it or you're gay

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Why not fuck a sissy from r9k?

that's some serious girth right there
I'm 100% jelly

should i admit im a virgin to an escort?

I had a chance to fuck a chick with similar proportions when i was 22 and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Now I'm a 29 y/o virgin and regret it. That experience with her would have let me be a bit more confident in myself for my mid 20s when a few cuties showed sexual interest in me but I was too ashamed of my lack of experience to pursue them. I would probably have a healthy sex life right now if I had just swallowed my pride and fucked her for a few months.

at 32 sex isn't going to feel right at all if you are a virgin, more so if you have been beating off those 15+ years

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>If she does a bad job acting, I'll tell her to fuck off and I'll keep trying this until I think a whore who can act out my innocent fantasies properly.
that's a hell of a way to go bankrupt user

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>bologna
>rubber bands

lol how did I miss this thread.

Worked for me too, just that I actually told the truth with a little exaggeration since I'm an engineer, but I definetly don't own a company.

Still, it wasn't that easy, more matches than before for sure, but still had to grind it a little bit through text.

Even rented a car to pick up the girl (I don't own a car, not an American so I just don't need it).

Girl looked lik the stereotypical troubled emo looking for a daddy.

Fucked a couple of different times and once she was staying in my house for longer that two days I decided to dump her since it was getting too weird, and I prefer way more to stay in solitude.

Haven't had a girl since that one, only escorts.

All i enjoy is anime, vidya, and cardgames. How the fuck do i meet people?

No fap for 90 days

Top fucking kek

Autistic shit like this is why I love this board