Richfag here, any USA NEETs or anons who are just tired of the goddamn grind want to be my driver? I live 1.5-2 hours away from my work through stop-and-go traffic. I would provide you with a room, food, booze/whatever you're into, other basic needs, and a small stipend. Your only work would be those 3-4 hours a day driving - you can do whatever you want while I'm at work, as long as you're sober and able to pick me up when I need to go home. I also will probably start working from home 1 day a week, so you would have a weekday to yourself (in addition to the weekends).
Any interest, questions, suggestions?
[I also posted this to /b/ but they're a bunch of normies who mostly have no real problems]
give more info like what kind of stipend\what would be the budget of said food and drink what's your living situation ect ect
Zachary Ortiz
Location - Boston, but one-time transport is cheap relative to the cost, so you can be anywhere. Living situation - going to be renting a 2br in rural mass. Stipend - tbd fine, upper-middle-class-fag
Jayden Wood
>rural mass >rich user just be real youre trading free rent and food for a driver this wouldn't be an upgrade for anyone unless they are homeless
Justin Ward
>Implying there aren't anons online right now at risk for getting kicked out by their parents
Ayden Brooks
I don't have a license and have never driven a car before but can I sitll get hired? I also live on the other side of the country but am willing to take a train.
youre not offering anything but a time killer for them there's no progression no life in that and once you dont need a driver theyre fucked and for what a home in rural mass with food
theyd be better off in a homeless shelter
Grayson Morris
>no nagging, judging parents >lots of free time >learn a skill, exp asa private driver is valued by livery services >spending money and opportunity to build savings
way better than a shelter lol
Dylan Cook
Kik me roastietoastie420 if you're brave enough to have a female driver
Noah Bennett
Has any of you zoomies even drived for 4h in a row? It's quite tiresome And this nigger if he wuz not larping ain't even gonna pay you
Just be uber drivers
Jaxson Gomez
Can I send you a pic of my weiner?
Gabriel Barnes
2 hours straight on a bad traffic day with an 8 hour break while i work before driving home, plus a stipend, pls learn to read, reading signs is a requirement
Nathan Walker
kik says you're phone is off
Lincoln Miller
>brave enough to have a female driver I commend you for recognizing the inferiority of female drivers
Luis Gutierrez
your, apparently I'm retarded today
Kayden Sanchez
Same here, although I do have a permit (passed the written test) that I put to a bit of use about five months ago that might need a renewal. I'm pretty much willing to move anywhere right now and my mother used to tell me I'm a good boy so I think I could be of service to you op.
nooger#4606, although I could reinstall kik if that works better
Adam Ross
>with an 8 hour break no these faggots are gonna be on duty for 12 hours? lmao kys
Justin Collins
>Richfag here What is your net worth?
Chase Scott
I go in at 9 and leave at 5 erryday, they're "on duty" 4 hours a day.
Jaxon Reyes
didn't read anything but why you think you know best? ppl do what they want right?
Jose Morgan
>they're "on duty" 4 hours a day. having to wait 8 hours in a car/around town is more work than working 8 hours normal job faggot, so essentially it's more than 12h work
Samuel Martin
I've driven 5 hours straight with one short break in the military, in snowy, wet and dark conditions, after having slept around 5 hours. Everyone in the car slept, even though the person next to me isn't allowed to, and I constantly almost fell asleep, legit slowly drifting to the edge of the road occasionally. After we stopped for 15mins, I got to sleep like half of that. The guys driving behind me had noticed my weird driving and told the people in my car, who weren't really happy about it. But who were they to criticize me, they shoulda made sure I was not falling asleep. Fucking faggots...
Ryder Sanders
not if you want to game, or have some other thing that you want to do - could probably also arrange to chill at somebody;s apartment during the day for cheap
sounds like it's not the job for you, but thx for the bumps
Nathaniel Barnes
also stipend tbd means you aint getting paid im just tricking you until youre trapped
Colton Gomez
lol making sure that they have a clear ability to leave if they want is actually a priority for me, trapping desperate ppl is how you get murdered.
but thx again for the bump
Brandon Rivera
does not refute the fact that you wont get paid 7am time to drive 2hrs 11am finally back home 3pm time to drive 4 more hours without a break 7pm welp guess im free now till tomorrow
NO PAY
Dylan Thomas
desu if you offered 10hr on top of food and board this would be terrible not great but not terrible
Nathaniel Torres
are you retarded? no need to go home
Andrew King
>there's no progression no life in that lol, both Jow Forums and Jow Forums is the best place to offer such a deal.
What are the living conditions like? Is there Internet? Three decent meals a day? How is the area where you work at? Is there an Internet cafe or gym nearby to visit while I wait? If you lose your job or you don't like your driver for some reason would you kick him out on the street and leave him stranded to the New York homeless?
Michael Ward
yah if they got aid they could find a job near your work and it wouldnt be terrible but are they getting paid cause who the fuck wants to do nothing for 8 hrs in boston
Jackson Scott
and honestly it would be hard to find a job with those hours sorry boss i can only work weekdays from 10-4
Elijah Thomas
ok youre stuck downtown boston with no money and just a car for 4 days out of the week with 8hrs to kill
what do
Tyler Allen
this is the deleted post you dont even get food now just a basement
you can apply via kik, email, or any other way of communcation, just post contact info
James Rogers
Proof of money? I have no prospects and can leave on the drop of a dime
Nicholas Hernandez
if you end up being the right person, I can show you my pay stubs
Logan Lewis
Don't need a paystub. Crop a bank account photo. This is Jow Forums, I'm not going to Boston to get sold into sex slavery, my heiny is too pretty for that My current job requires sitting around for 8 hours playing games on my phone. If it pays better than that I'll do a 4 hour drive to work and back plus 8 hours chilling, but you gotta give me an offer son.
