I'm so stupid, I feel like screaming and tearing my face off. I ruined my life today and made a complete fool of myself...

Not the previous poster but i'm 26 and live in europe. A brothel is right across the street. I could literally do that everyday. Why wouldn't you?

I go to the laufhaus near the Frankfurt train station sometimes during work. Sometimes I only pay 25 euro for a bj and fuck. My lunch can cost that much.

Ew only losers pay to fuck whores

Literally irredeemable.
Set yourself on fire immediately.

Because it's not the same and I already have a gf.
Sad

It's just masturbation except someone else is doing it for you. I don't want a relationship with these girls. I barely even talk to them other than to get a price.

You masturbate don't you?

this
>very good advice. fuck you OP

No, paying to fuck someone is not masturbation. Masturbation is having your own dick in your own hand...
Also why would any girl in the future want to have a relationship with you after finding out u paid to fuck prostitutes

Sounds like you have a lot of hang ups.

Thank you for a very long and hearty kick OP lmao. I would pay money to see the look on that old ladies' face. Putting myself in your shoes I would also feel an intense desire to kill myself. My advice is to move from wherever you currently live and use this horrifying experience as a motivation to quit porn forever as you clearly don't have the self control for it. Truly feeling for you on this end though it's hard to even imagine the immense shame and embarassment you must be feeling.

*kek not kick i have autism

For one not every girl lives in your puritan fantasy. Two I guarantee if the fantasies of many guy masturbation sessions were verbalized it would have an equivalent if not greater repellent effect.

Holy shit bruv, i busted my gut and my sides disintergrated.

They are just fantasies, women have those too. As for reality, do you really think women wouldnt be turned off by a guy that paid random women for sex

You pay strangers for sex, I get it

maybe if she was on the fence but if she was already attracted I can't really see something like seeing a whore changing her mind. I think we just grew up with different levels of stigma attached to boning a prosti though

Lol you are so fucking naive dude. Every dude who can get prostitutes and have the desire do so. Even leonardo fucking dicaprio, one of the most desirable men on earth, fucks them. What do you think those escorts (high end prostitutes) do? Who do you think is their target audience? Incels? Losers? Poor fucks? Lmao

Girls find former Johns disgusting, sorry. How would u feel if she was a former hooker?

that's clearly not the same thing though. Lets use the same example. If she once saw a male hooker I would still gf. I would actually be endeared that she was awkward enough to have to resort to such a thing

All u had to do...go to the bathroom

Doesnt matter if he fucks hookers, he has money and status which will always make him desirable. Do you think if he was an average man visiting hookers he would still be desirable? No

>moving the goalposts this hard
not gonna make it, senpai

But If you think she would find your past visiting hookers endearing, then youre retarded. She wont find it cute, she will just see it as you paying someone to be a human fleshlight

your problem is that you think every woman has the mindset of a suburban housewife

There are pictures of George Clooney's estate in northern Italy on lake como where he would have literal boatloads of hookers brought in by boat, just for himself.

Or she'll just think I was horny and wanted to fuck. You project too much

Just keep visiting hookers and deluding yourself that any self respecting future gf or wife would be ok with that

Again- he is rich and famous so women dont give a fuck.

You are putting women on a pedestal mate. Plenty of women are degens as well

Has anybody had nightmares of masturbating at work and getting caught?
I tend to get these a lot.

They dont pay strangers for sex. If they did as well I would be disgusted by that too

No, I hope every woman has the mindset of a self respecting woman who wouldnt fuck something that Had to buy sex

I don't tell my wife about the 150+ women I've fucked and I don't tell her about the hundreds of hookers either.

Then just jerk off? She wonr want someone who doesnt have the willpower to not visit a hooker just to cum

Youre disgusting holy shit. Your poor wife. Why wouldnt you be honest with the woman you supposedly love.She is living a lie. Who the fuck would want to be with someone with a body count that high, with some of them being hookers. Fucking disgusting

I could say the same thing about masturbation alone. This is just something you have subjectively decided to make the line that should not be crossed. Also I'm sure some random guy from r9k speaks for every woman.
>well every self respecting woman blah blah blah
Put them higher on that pedestal buddy

Johns are fucking gross, keep deluding yourself

just intrusive thoughts your brain decided to focus on, user. Ignore them.

>Because it's not the same and I already have a gf.
>use some hooker's throat to masturbate into
>not the same
of course it's not the same, user just said he wants to get off not meet the girl of his dreams. that's like saying it's not the same using the toilet at work. of course it's not as cozy as home, but you still need to relieve your bodily functions.

The girl of his dreams wont want to be anywhere near him if she knew he used some hookers throat to masturbate into

I hope your future daughter grow into a hooker. Or your wife is a former one

People who use others as sex tools are gross. Your talking about her throat like its a sex toy

>I'm so stupid, I feel like screaming and tearing my face off. I ruined my life today and made a complete fool of myself.

Yeah, I've done that about a dozen times now. It hurts every time. You don't get used to it.
Luckily I am too much of a coward to do anything but curl up and stew in self hatred for a few weeks, then walk it off.

fucking retarded faggot you deserve the rope LOLOLOL OLOLOL. i hoped they were pointing and laughing at you while you had your fucking head tucked down you shamless faggot

Mate using a hookers throat to get off is not a bodily function like taking a dump.
If you really think sex is that objective and has so little to do with any feeling whatsoever I feel very sorry for you

hilarious, i hope it was worth it

next time go jerk it in the bathroom or something, better yet don't mastrubate at all

Never told anyone this. Not even online.
But I was in a similar situation once at work bored and had a cheeky wank at my desk. Then spent months paranoid that somehow someone would find out or maybe they already knew.
If I had got caught I think I would have necked it.

and she gets paid for it, i don't see what the problem is.
>use someone
>exchange currency
do you feel like you're objectifying the chef or cook at a restaurant just because you're using them for their labor? there's no love or sentimentality, it's just business. we all use other people, if they are consenting adults and they wish to let you use their bodies what's the problem?
>If you really think sex is that objective and has so little to do with any feeling whatsoever I feel very sorry for you
>le i pity u
Pity me all you want. I've had sex with people I was in love with in ltrs that has been incredibly intimate. I've also had drunken hookups with people that was just about getting off. Though i can't say I've ever seen a hooker, and I doubt I'll ever want to. Getting off is a bodily function, and it has therapeutic benefits. Getting off and sex can also be intimate and bring two people who are in love closer together. It can be both things, It doesn't have to be one or the other. Seeing a call girl is less gross than fucking some drunken slut because call girls at least make guys shower and wear condoms, and have a financial motive to stay clean. And STD tests exist so you can know for sure if someone is actually clean or not.

Oh and forgot to add, if a guy is seeing a call girl you also know he is not emotionally attached to her.

Lol. I'm going to go to a brothel tomorrow that specializes in qt Asians and get an ffm threesome just to annoy the guy in this thread with the weird hang-ups.

shit. this is fucked. what a nasty fuck you are.

okay moralfag.

Good luck finding a nice Asian gf in the future that would be ok with that

You actually have experience now, lol.

You are either a fucking virgin or a woman. Which one are you?
By the way, prostitution is literally every woman's hottest fantasy.

He is right though, thats gross

jesus if i were you i would kill myself before even leaving the room, would have jumped out the window

If I am a woman wouldnt that verify what I said? If I was a woman and I said women find that gross, then that would be prove the point...

Stop samefagging. Faggot negger.

There's an exception for every rule. As in, for every thousand men who understand women like assertive and often times outright aggressive men, there's always gonna be some fucking idiot soiboi who genuinely believes women enjoy the stereotypical 'nice guys'.

That was a different person...

They dont like nice guys, but they also dont like men who frequent prostitutes

Holy fuck you're so fucking retarded
>Watching porn at work
>Not just going to the bathroom to nut
>Being such a pathetic virgin cuck faggot you have to masturbate at your fucking desk.

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Just find a work place where it's not frowned upon to masturbate. I work at a small consuktant firm for web development, we all do it every now and then and we're respectful about, always clean up after yourself, no staring at someone else doing it etc

You've made this exact same post maybe two dozen times now while barely even touching on your actual argument. Your logic seems to be:
>women would never be attracted to someone who bought a hooker because he must be a loser
>buying a hooker makes you a loser because women won't be attracted to you anymore
That's circular reasoning, you literal, actual retard. Also, what would it matter when women think about this when they have no way of knowing you're a john to begin with?

You would withhold that information from your own girlfriend ?

Not just because she might see you as a loser but someone who uses someone for sex, like a commodity. I would not want a girl who had a high number of one night stands either. If he has been using hookers for sex and the gf has a high number of ONS than their ability to pair bond is fucked

your girlfriend doesn't want or need to know everything about you.
this kind of sexual jealousy goes away when you get older. don't treat sex like a holy grail, or put women on a pedestal. you'll be disappointed every time.

I know this is bait (the I'm a virgin bit gave it away). But if you have a top comfy job that allows you to browse Jow Forums and read private stuff, you'd be a retard to jeopardize it by doing something completely insane.

you made my day better mate thanks. sucks 2 be you

Can I have your job? Sounds chill,

I am myself a professional sneak fapper so I wont get caught

Visiting hookers in the past is a big thing to hide. I would want my SO to tell me any big secrets I should know I would pissed if she kept me in the dark about them

You can be amoral and still be disgusted with something

It s not just jealousy. There is actual evidence that it affects the ability to pair bond. It is harder to be intimate with someone who detaches sex and emotion so easily. If they had no problem using people only for sex in the past, they will do the same to you. They are not capable of the same type of love, they view you as disposable

What guys do you think wouldn't? They already have no respect for other humans if they did the shit to begin with.

True. Johns are fucking degenerate

Well they know that when they do what they do, that's why they brag about it to convince other people that what they did was worthy of respect, but also brag about hiding it from people they actually want to get serious with. Lead pills for all of them

>than their ability to pair bond is fucked
They can still exchange HPV strains like pokemon cards though

>masturbating at work
>not even in a bathroom stall or something just fucking jacking it there at your desk
Are you retarded?

>Are you retarded?
quite possibly
oh god, I hope no one I know finds this thread

no matter what anyone says you are absolutely the man user

I'm from the office where I remember hearing something like this happening. I'm saving this thread and showing it to everyone tomorrow.

yeah, right, you don't even live in england

Yeah you fucked up. Embarrassing but yeah... gl with the next job. Dumbass

i mean, if they can identify you from the story then they already know what a fucktard you are, so don't worry. it can't get any worse!