Why don't you eat your own cum anons? it tastes very good and it's a good source of protein

why don't you eat your own cum anons? it tastes very good and it's a good source of protein

there's nothing embarrassing about it, just nut in your hand and slurp it all in, don't waste a single drop guys, it's so yummy!

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I gets me really hard thinking about eating my own cum but once I nut I just loose interest and think it's discusting

Sorry but am not a faggot.

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Just wait for like a minute or two and then it's gonna look tasty again

there's always hair mixed in for some reason and i don't like that

I would if I could. I haven't nutted once since starting mirtazapine.

Some monkey acctualy do that lmao...

maybe some starving homeless people do that , but that is not me

I've been doing this for years, easiest way to clean up

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I do, but it's not yummy, it's pretty salty
>cough up some cum
>sister thinks I started smoking
heh

Literally what happens to me, the easiest way around this problem is to cum in your own mouth

I assume it wouldn't taste good. Plus I don't want to think of myself as "the cum-eating guy".

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I feel sick eating my cum, anyone else like this?

Same problem here, but once i do it i get so aroused

I blow my load on my tummy then I spread it all over my torso, using it like lotion. Needless to say I dont have acne on my torso anymore and I dont have to worry about cleaning up.

I want to eat someone else's cum. ;)

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you can eat my cum user are you a qt?

that depends on what your standards for 'cute' are my dude.

opposite of masculine

Its not a good source of anything though. Unless you count antidepressant properties and female sex hormones as good for men.

I want to eat boys cummies

Jizz in a dixie cup, add a 1/4 can of Orange Fanta and 30 ml of vodka and you've got yourself a Sonichu /v/'s signature drink.

High in protein plus it recycles your semen so your semen count will stay high.

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>1g of protein
I'll pass, an egg has 6

Tastes like shit since I drink alcohol and smoke.

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>recycles your semen so your semen count will stay high
That's not really how it works.

Looks like we have a pesky troll.
We know how to deal with his type.

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Based Chris-Chan poster

Usually my cum smells like chlorine, I've been wanting to try it but I always give up

na fuck that I throw that shit away while I still have my post-fap ascended sanity/clarity

>and it's a good source of protein
LOL no it isn't. There's virtually zero nutritional value in semen.
Don't try to justify your degeneracy.

I'm pretty sure everyone's smells like that my dude

I think id try that if I was a guy. I smir my wetness over my face and lick my fingers whilst doing it and its nice.

I used to have this problem. Just say fuck it and eat it anyways, it's not gonna hurt you, just have some water on hand to wash the taste away. Eventually you'll like it. It makes cleanup really quick and easy.

As soon as men cum, our libido plummets, and the once-kinky sounding thing sounds plain disgusting.

l-l-lewd
..how does it taste/smell?

doesnt taste like much. maybe a tiny bit like nickles in milk