I am unironically a fucking virgin. What the fuck is wrong with me

Why do you think we're larping?
t. 24 KHV

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it's literally impossible to be a virgin past the age of like 18. Wymyn are bigger whores than ever before

Wrong, men and women have less sexual partners than before and lose their virginities later.

you mean genetic thrash that nobody wants?

I'm 6'1" and unattractive. Dismissing it all as genetic trash is a fallacy within itself. Also wake up, you know that women solely aim for Chad.

>Wymyn are bigger whores than ever before
They're more selective now

Ordinary men and women choose to engage in less casual sex than previous generations.

I've had sex but never cum in a girl so I'm still a part virgin

>you know that women solely aim for Chad
nah, not when you're 15-19. Just don't be ugly

They're "selective" in that they don't fuck non-chads. When it comes to Chads they aren't picky. Hence, he's right when he says they're bigger whores than ever.

I'm a wizard
everyone always says I'm such a nice, cute, good-looking guy, "why don't you have X this or that?"
what the fuck is wrong with me

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>Just don't be ugly
I agree, however I don't agree that the ugly should be tormented for their virginity regardless of age.

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so sorry for you
I hope you also lose your virginity one day

Not op, but I'm 23. I think I have apd

I feel a mental block in both sides of my head far above the cheeks on the same level as the temple. I think whatever is happening in that part of my head is fucking my shit up.

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Never tell people you don't trust/don't know that you're a virgin. It doesn't help and can only hurt you in the long run

I even lie to females on the internet
saying I have a job
ofc I say that
I also would never tell anyone that I am a virgin
and I am also waiting for fucking bannerlord
I hate life
arghhhh, I really should say that or feel that because that is the way straight to hell on earth

I seriously need therapy. A therapist I would actually divulge my real problems to.
I am in desperate need a male virgin therapist for some serious psychotherapy sessions over a long period of time, are you out there?

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Why don't they give us a fucking release date? So many robots have died in waiting for it's release.

because they haven't released one of the most important blogs yet, like the one about saddles( you've heard it here first)

>like the one about saddles( you've heard it here first)
You're outdated there, latest was party speed.

>latest was party speed.
Yes, and they are preparing one about saddles.
>outaded
What did you just say to me you little motherfucker? I check for blogs every Thursday, I eat a jar of butter for breakfast everyday in anticipation of feasting with ancestors of mighty King Harlaus.

Always have butter ready in the inventory.

I'm thinking of unironically killing myself
Even if I was able to attract a female I'm too mentally fucked to make it work

fuck this, this is now warband thread

>tfw I've actually waited for bannerlord since 2013

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