>"user, I've found something on your computer that has me really concerned. I will need an explanation right now."
Well, what did she find, user?
>"user, I've found something on your computer that has me really concerned. I will need an explanation right now."
Well, what did she find, user?
My rare minis collection.
>mom found my Jow Forums
Mommy taboo pov joi's
Tbqh
My ironic cringe/porn folder. I have it saved for laughs or general ironic use but she probably wouldn't understand and I'd be completely fucked.
>Incest porn
specifically mom and son
20 gb of horse porn
literally nothing i am so boring i want to kill myself
>Christchurch video
>Zero Hour documentary on Columbine
>Bunch of Columbine pics and gifs.
Those are the only things that would probably cause concern.
100 GB + folder full of SSBBW/BBW porn of 8"-10" bbcs fucking them hard and creampieing them at the end.
I'm addicted to this shet.
hundreds of romantic and sad letters to my waifu
Industrial Society and Its Future
TM 31-210
link to all the vore hentais I dont actually visit anymore
racist YT comment trolling
I tend not to save things and when I do I store them in inconspicuous folders. Probably my nhentai account though, since I know normalfags hate loli.
Could be one of many things on there that I hope nobody ever finds. I'd probably kill myself if that happened.
I keep my loli on a separate HD. I still love Yupiel and it's something I don't fap to because it's more heart warming than anything.
are you encrypting it?
Hundreds of songs about gassing Jews.
The other night I fell asleep with my phone in my hand and accidentally sent my mom pictures from Jow Forums. It could of been alot worse. Just sent her some pepe
>having a computer underaged
Privilege check has now ended.
>mom finds the futa folder
i like shemales mom
>mom finds the gay folder
im gay mom
>mom finds the furry folder
i beat my dick alot mom
>mom finds the anime reaction image folder
they are funny pictures mom
>mom finds the 3 hour long montage of shemales, gay dudes, and girls fucking
dont worry about it mom
600gb of furry porn.
Also my mom is dead.
I have over a terabyte of SSBBW stuff. albeit none of it's BBC, it's weight gain and feeding shit. which is probably worse.
she already knows I like asians, but she might still be mildly concerned about the 10TB of JAV, too.
loli porn involving tentacle monsters
Yeah, I encrypted a lot of my stuff when I went to college, but it's a pain in the ass to add to that. Now I just dump stuff into whatever folder I feel like. Nobody is really around my computer anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
Oh god. She found the pirated movies. Glad she wasn't upset about the mother-son incest though.
Oof. Iktfb.
>TB
surely you mean GB
oops i originally did it again
Why do you need 10+ terabytes of porn? I have ~250gb and it scratches any itch I might have and a few I never knew I had.
Nope, terabytes, 1024 gigabytes. I try to download the HD versions of stuff whenever I can so a lot of times a single video is 5-7GB.
(and if you're from Jow Forums and you're gonna have an SI-standard vs. binary unit prefix argument you can fuck right off, when the context is computers it's *1024 not *1000)
>Steam
>Excel
>Recycle Bin
"user, what are these newfangled computer gizmos?"
My pol folder
I have tons of hentai saved to my pictures folder, where I store everything, but I made sure never to have politically charged/terrorist-tier stuff on my computer that implied possible violence. If she did find something, it would have to be my Natas_01 collection. It's not -technically- illegal, but considering how much normies hate hentai with slightly flat girls, let alone loli hentai...
I'm not actually sure I should post it here, but a google search would probably be alright if you wanna know what it is. deviantart.com
I'm pretty sure this is not legal in every state.
stupid funny shit like this. id have no way to explain it properly
>mom found the emails to and from my secret other mom
care to share?
In a original way of course
My parents are staunch liberals so they'd freak out over my Jow Forums memes.
>mom found furry trap folder
Absolutely deserve it for my sins. I accept God's punishment.
Also I don't live with my parents? I'd do no explaining I'd just call the cops on them
ITT: Underage or still living at home NEETs
They have ride shares, cell phones and coffee shops in Denmark, Norway, Iceland, Canada and Sweden too though. So I'm not sure what that picture is trying to get at.
a.) I enjoy collecting it. It gives me a feeling of security knowing that it'll never someday mysteriously vanish from some streaming site because it got buries by some other content or got DMCAd or whatever.
b.) I often get ideas stuck in my head. Like something will remind me of some girl I saw years ago and I'll think "YEAH that's what I wanna fap to tonight!" So its better that I save stuff I like so that I can go back to it later. I gather this is unusual and lots people just fap to whatever is on pornhub that day without a second thought. I don't get that.
The loli folder
My parents are so technologically retarded I could always pretend that I was invaded by some evil hacker virus
>Fapping to interracial cuckold porn
>Mom walks in
>IT WAS A HACKER VIRUS I SWEAR
A lot of us are adults who still live with parents, not saying that's respectable or anything but eh.
This already happened IRL a few years ago. user fucks up and shows his dad his furry porn.
Pic related
>Canada is socialist
Fuck off you retarded commie, we don't want nor need you promoting our great nation to your limp wristed leftist fuck buddies.
last time i posted, i got banned, but you can find some yourself, it's all over the internet
so you have the same bad quality/old stuff that floats on net?
Canada is a social democracy, like every other first world country. You yanks should be building your wall along the Canadian border so we can keep a barrier between our social democratic utopia and your backwater third world shit hole.
not him but isn't Canada one of the most socialist countries? It's full of chinks after all..
Spencer, why do you have so many pictures of Oswald Mosley on your computer?
Just glad i am moving away to Peterborough in 4 months, hopefully i won't be around long enough to ever be asked this.
I am a Canadian not a yank. Canada is not a social democracy, it is a constitutional monarchy currently ruled by the liberal party, who are right of center. It is not nor has it ever been social democratic, yes it has a few welfare systems in place and free healthcare, however those alone do not constitute social democracy. I doubt you are even Canadian considering you would have learned all this in grade 10 civics and careers. Probably just another lying leftist.
Saying Canada is one of the most socialist countries is a dumb meme at best. It is an extremely ignorant perspective on both socialism and Canada as a nation. Canada has one of the freest societies known to this world, and we do it without the dumb leftist dribble spewed by Europeans and misguided Americans.
FUCKING KEKUS MAXUS
we need to draw a distinction here between socialism as in government ownership of the means of production (and to what extent), socialism as in government taxation and redistribution through welfare programs, the diversity crap which technically has nothing to do with socialism but is often found in the same places, and places like China that call themselves socialist but are actually just plain old authoritarians with mixed or hybrid economic systems.
literally nothing i am so boring i want to kill mys
I'm gay
what are your thoughts on trudjew
Tfw ive thrown my laptop in the river today... it was haunted and had to get rid of it. Now Im using the family tablet to lurk
*note to self, remove history
Its just a virus you don't understand computers
thats what furfags deserve
>Social democracy is a political, social and economic ideology that supports economic and social interventions to promote social justice within the framework of a liberal democratic polity and a capitalist economy.
Perfectly describes Canada. Yeah, our neo-liberal corporate scumbag politicians are center right, but that doesn't change how Canada functions as a country. I think you need to read up on political definitions.
The NDP is literally a social democratic party.
most of it is the brazillian stuff, it's not hd but its not bad quallity either, i have some rare stuff too, i've uploaded some to MEGA, i don't have time to upload all of it.
>user you're an adult but let me teach you a lesson
You need to tell adults off for this shit. Your first mistake is thinking that you can force another adult to do what you say, no matter what it is. You're faggot enabler if you don't tell them off for that.
Based
Based and primitive-pilled
Socialism is the public ownership of the means of production, everything else is dumb bullshit.
He is a traitor who tries to destroy what it means to be a Canadian. He claims we have no national identity, however i claim that the only reason he believes this, is because his family never had to suffer life all the others. He is a privileged spoiled rich boy who thinks that just because he can't understand the deep resilience and strength of the Canadian people, he can make outlandish claims such as that we have no culture/national identity. Disgusting traitorous dog.
The NDP has never won the federal election. You using their existence as proof that we are social democratic shows you are grasping at straws. America has welfare too, are they social democratic? The existence of welfare does not constitute a social democracy.
Also social justice is a meme.
link?
normal mega link, not original, I know
Perhaps the hardest thing to explain would be my gachi soundpack.
>grasping at straws.
I gave you the dictionary definition of social democracy. You can argue with a dictionary til you're blue in the face; it isn't going to make you right. The United States is a corporate run oligarchy, comparing the states to Canada is like comparing peaches to potatos. We also have things like taxes on the rich, proper health care and infrastructure spending.
What the fuck are you on about.
I wasn't told to do anything, just saying that adults can technically live with their parents.
do you have some vids too? I'd would like to get some new stuff too, old is getting boring
You gave me the definition sure, but no justification for why Canada fits that description, which it does not.
America also taxes the rich, has health care, and infrastructure spending.
Is the free healthcare really the difference between a "corporate run oligarchy" and a social democracy. You appear to be extremely uneducated and base your worldview on the caricatures that others have created in your head.
>I see you are a man of culture as well
Nice
>"who is anonymous and why do you keep talking to them?"
no I don't actually. I quit on this fetish but if you have something rare then why not.
Nice trips
Robust healthcare system, strong social safety net, a myriad of social welfare programs aimed at providing equality of opportunity to under privileged people and I'm sure there's more
well i'm a fucking moron, i didnt encrypt my stuff and it got nuked. hold on, i'm compressing some stuff, if you have a discord or something, leave it in case the thread gets archived
>mom found the hitler speeches and nazi pics
Sit down mom, it all started with the communist uprising in 1919...
>mom found the anime girls reactions pics
Its just a thing we use to answer just like emojis
>mom found the gore videos
GG WP
Mom you wanna see the new zealand shooting video?
>robust healthcare system
vancouversun.com
I genuinely believe in free healthcare but to pretend that our current healthcare system is "robust" is downright ignorant at best and foolish at worst.
>Strong social safety net
This is true i will admit, and is an overall virtue, however is not enough within itself to constitute a social democracy.
>myriad of social welfare programs aimed at providing equality of opportunity to under privileged people
Most of those programs are more or less symbolic token sums and add very little on top of regular welfare, which is available to all regardless of gender or race.
zero day or elephant are infinitely better fuck off
Also may i just remind you that this argument started when you accused Canada of being a socialist nation, not a social democratic one. Seems like goalpost moving to me.
>mom finds the futa folder
I'm just going to say i'm bi who cares
Nigga Futas make bi fags look straight
That's such a Facebook boomer meme lol. Don't reveal your power level too much. Name the jew or gtfo faggot
Trust the plan
-Q
I sincerely doubt our healthcare system is going to collapse. I have also had plenty of experience with it, and all experiences have been largely positive. I also have experience with social programs. One of them gave me ~1200$ a month for 3 years to go live on my own when I was 16 also a personal chauffeur and a fancy computer and 4 years of computer skills. Another one gave me a free 2 year college degree, another one gives me free job training whenever I want. These are things you aren't likely to get outside of a social democracy. If I was born anywhere else I would have probably been beaten to death by my family instead of emancipated into relative freedom.
No. Every country I mentioned is a social democracy. I'm not even sure there is a true pure socialist country. Every country I mentioned has a mixed market economy to support a strong social safety net.
>see pic
>think how qt that mom is
it's a virus kek idk how it got there mom
u must be old
I agree that those social welfare systems are great and liberating parts of Canadian society, however i simply disagree that those welfare systems make a social democratic label justified. A social democracy implies great intervention in the economy and in social affairs. Canada is great in its lack of intervention between social affairs and restrictive but generous nature towards all classes of the economic system. Its nice to hear that the government managed to do some good for you though, don't hear to many good success stories nowadays.
Yes but the image you replied to stated socialist and you replied with a list of countries as if to counter it, you can see why one would think you were implying those countries to be socialist.
I don't have anything embarrassing on my computer. Don't have anything embarrassing on my phone either. Even if I did, she would have to go through literally thousands of photos to find anything embarrassing. I just watch porn on my phone, and I never download it, so im good.
did you get the email? i dont really know how this temporary email thing works, i sent if from sharklasers, idk if you get it.
1 TB of Linux distro ISOs
A fuckton of weird links that don't seem to work on chrome.
>using tor and just saving the links
Bookmarked Simpsons-cartoons with dicks and tits.
I never stood a chance...
I did, thank you user. 500mb, noice
>Literally hundreds of Gigabytes of femdom
>Mainly Spit, Feet, and Scat
>All neatly categorized and named
The scat would ruin it for me
wait user, what's the password?
A small handful of clothed anime BBW pics.
mom found the poop folder