it's a proven fact that humans can, and did, mate with neanderthals
however, say scientists were able to take some ancient neanderthal DNA of a girl and grow this girl in an artificial womb. they did tests on her then let her go, because some civil rights group found out and got her released.
now, say, somehow, she met you and immediately became interested. you took her home and deflowered her. she is now hooked on you. do you take her as your gf?
YES or NO?
If she was raised by scientists and had minimal social contact she's probably autistic as fuck, so no.
what's the problem? i don't understand
she'd be a lot less annoying than a girl who grew up with a "normal" life, that's for sure
Yes, any genetically European woman is a Neanderthal.
t. Varg Vikernes
yep, better than breeding a sheboon
Yeah sure why not.
Have super strong manlet kids.
weren't they very anti-social? that might be a bit annoying
thats shakira. hell yeah i would
Yes, i would, and i would also date our children, and our grandchildren and on
>weren't they very anti-social?
no, they just had smaller tribes. but it was paleolithic (hunter gatherer) at the time
they may not have been able to form complex sounds like us though
>that might be a bit annoying
implying girls arent annoying usually?
Fuck yes I would, those kids gonna be made for sports.
Have enough and one of them's bound to make it big, never have to work again.
>Wanting to date a Hapsburg
No thanks
>implying girls arent annoying usually?
that's what I mean. I don't want to risk them being extra annoying.
a neanderthal girl would look like a swede not pic related
I'm actually 3.4% Neanderthal. I got tested.
I'd do this if I wasn't so damn paranoid.
i'd be down with developmentally stunted austista cavefu but personally i'd much prefer hot, savage neanderthal pussy fresh from the wild & prime for conquest
why are you paranoid?n
I'm scared of the insurance companies knowing too much about my future health. I also want the option to run like hell if I knock up a girl.
>already deflowered her
I'd feel guilty leaving her so yeah
is that an immigration crack or have you been listening to varg
I'm already a Neanderthal
you mind telling me why i keep seeing you at the foot of my bed
This looks like an old boss of mine that was an absolute fucking bitch and insufferable to be around.
I always looked back and thought she looks like an ape. But now being able to say she looks like a neanderthal makes me feel slightly better. I didnt realize this is what they were I just knew it was an insult.
Yeah any where up to 4% I believe, I'd barely consider that "neanderthal" though. Also every race besides nigger has neanderhal dna
>I just knew it was an insult.
it's not really much of an "insult" they weren't the brutes they are made out to be
they had larger brains than humans at the time
they also didn't die out from stupidity or anything. we know now that humans interbred with them.
neanderthals were just as technologically advanced, at the time, as humans. we just bred with them lel
Well, they had larger brains in their sensory parts of the brains. Current theories suspect they were lacking in the parts that helped humans with complex language.
- neanderthals invented crayons - newscientist.com
- they had full control of fire and the ability to flake stone to make the sophisticated weapons, e.g., front-weighted spears needed to kill big game, and the tools needed to butcher the carcasses to supply their heavily meat-based diets.
- Neanderthals took care of their injured and elders and were the first people known to have buried their own dead
- Neanderthals had more fast twitch muscle fibers, making them much stronger, but fewer slow twitch muscle fibers, which are useful for endurance. The bones in their forearms were bowed, allowing space for powerful muscles. your wheyfu = delivered
- They made ornaments, bone tools and even a 43,000 to 82,000 year old flute from the bone of a cave bear. There are also elegant bird-bone flutes as old as 36,000 years from sites in Germany and France. scientificamerican.com
- Neanderthals may have been night hunters. That may explain one of the defining characteristics of Neanderthals is their occipital bun, the bulge at the back of their skull, where the brain processes visual information
- Although their bones were thick and dense, they often show signs of fractures that forensic anthropologists have described as similar to those suffered by rodeo cowboys who ride bulls and wrestle steers. See: archive.is
- Neanderthal men may have surrounded and stealthily crept up on herds under cover of darkness, then threw or thrust their spears. The resulting pandemonium would have been a man-to-beast battle of considerable violence. Isotopic analysis of Neanderthal bones shows that they were primarily carnivores feeding on open-ranging herbivores
Oh, I'm not saying they weren't intelligent, just that the "bigger brain" thing has some nuance to it is all.
Kind of odd that azns have the most neandrathal DNA but caucasians show some convergent evolution.
do u think if u had a neanderthal gf she could beat u up?
ass is ass, don't matter what her forehead looks like
They were smart of course but their technology advancement was stagnant until our arrival, where its actually shown we influenced (they copied) advancements
lol implying they would look like that
They were not smart
They also used to rape human females studies show due to being more physically strong and also ate each other studies show.
They didn't play well with others is why they died out regardless of intelligence nor decency.
>fug neanderthal girl
>make purest european child on earth
>make most intelligent child on earth
it'd be immoral not to
see
don't be dumb
This. Racists will believe any origin story for whites.
>Bravlastky says we're reincarnated Atlanteans? Makes perfect sense, that's why white people invented boats.
>Mormons say that the Indians were white, too? Makes perfect sense, that's why they all look and act just like us.
>Hitler says we're descended from the Aryans? Makes perfect sense, that's why white people all speak Vedic languages.
>Varg says we bred with subhumans with limited social development? Makes perfect sense, that's why white people are all autistic.
I've seen it happen with MBTI types, I've seen it happen with Hogwarts houses, but the original "my type is..." cope will always be race.
not even a neanderthal girl would mate with your autistic, omega asses. you're asking a retarded question, like the retard that you are
Whites have their foreheads whilst you pretend you can't judge a book by it's cover.
Sorry, i was just hoping to suck your bhsc, your big homo sapien cock
>tfw you will never know what that feels like