Qt boi summon

Qt boi summon.
Who needs a bf?

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cringe

Go fuck your wife nerd

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am I inside a mailbox?
you can't get in here can you?
you wouldn't rape someone in a mailbox would you?

Nice try. I almost said no u.
>you wouldn't rape someone in a mailbox would you
Oh hell yeah I would. That's the exact kind of kinky I would jump at.

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>not even the mailbox dwellers are safe.

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Mmmmmmmm qt Norwegian boi. I've gotta say I regret not ever getting into you Norway. You seem like such a nice qt.
Nobody is safe from my semen demonry.

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You were a lot cuter wen you were young sorry

Sorry. I'm too pure.
I'd only consider giving someone i truly loved my behind.

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Go fuck your wife

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Oh fuck fampai that's cold. Not that it's not true. Have you even seen a recent pic of me?
I like that purity. Makes it more fun when you finally give in. I think you should save your precious boi pucci though.
No. Go fuck your wife (read: hand).

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Fuck off with this gayposting.

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You have a wife, go end your life with a knife.

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t. (you)

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Sorry man didn't mean to hurt your feelings, honestly I'm just insecure about how I might look in the future and stuff.
How recent do you mean?

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I was summoned.

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Hey look it's the homo thread.

>(read: hand).
Sex with three people is a threesome.
Sex with two people is a twosome.
I guess we know why they call him handsome

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Basedstead

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But then she'd be alone.
Ebin laughed so fucking hard. I'm trying to buy weed you ass XDXDXDXD
No you're cool. I didn't take it like that.
Have you seen my dress for success thread or any pic of me that's from this year?
Fucking hot!
Yeeeees! MY BF IS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE! Now let's do gae stuff.
OwO
BTFO!

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Yeah.
It should be with someone I'm really intimate with is what i think.
Not that i judge people who don't do that, just how i prefer it.

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C-can I be lewd with cute at least? P-please?

I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one pic from this year but I don't recall a dress for success thread

>Now let's do gae stuff.
Tbdesu, you don't need permission to be lewd with me :3

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Yes.
I'll leave you two homos to yourselves.

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That's the point

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You should stick to that it's very healthy. You'll be able to explore for the first time with someone that actually appreciates you.
Here. Dress for success user. I took this to prove I don't look shitty every day. Enjoy!
So glad I'm headed home. Once I get onto my terminal I'm getting lewd with you. We have lots of lost time to makeup for.
*rubs your bulge*
Thanks bumstead! Is it just leafman that makes you uncomfortable?
Rood. Would you want to be lonely? Hmmmmm?

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Yeah you don't look as bad as I remember lol, the beard looks aight.

you look like capt jack sparrowshit now

Yes

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Maybe. I hope your doing well.

Yup!
That's the plan!
You look very handsome in that pic btw.
Sucks that some people want to make it seem like you're ugly when you're actually a cuteboi.

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capt jack swallow

I look very much forward to this
*suppresses moan*
*looks at your bulge*
OwO
What's this?

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This is what my beard looks like when I keep it up. This is Chad Normie.
Thanks for the compliment. Too many people are so used to seeing my worst pic they don't seem to fathom it's not what I look like daily.
Funny thing is I had the look before I became a pirate. I'm a medieval combat fighter and my affiliation is with the pirates. I'll show you the gear I use in the next pic.
Then go be lonely.
I am actually. I hope you're well.
Ohhhh thank you Norway. You're so nice! You'll make a girl very happy one day.
Beat me to it. I also accept Chief Runswithsmalltwigs.

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Can you actually spend time with your wife?
this type of interaction is becoming unhealthy for you at this point, actually stop

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That's the point

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That's good. I am as well.
Well i'll leave to your things, see you next time.

What do you think he does when he goes to bed with her?

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Thank you, maybe i will.
I should go sleep now, goodnight cuteboi Normie.

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Almost home. Prepare your boi pucci!
*pulls you close pressing my bulge against your leg*
It's a present Cute. Just for you :3
Nigga what do you think I do all day? Like seriously I spend more time with her than anything. Fuck half the time I gae post she cheers me on and is right next to me.
Why do you want to be lonely? Seems tough desu.
Bye bumstead!
Goodnight Niceway! Sleep tightand dream nice dreams.

Also pic related is from a year ago before I shaved my beard. Armor isn't required but it helps.

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now you look like chong from Cheech and chong

It's already prepared for you~
*rubs my leg against your bulge*
Little do you know, *I* am the present, for you

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I also have a pic of my family on the Mrs birthday and me freshly shaven if you want to see.
OwO
*whispers in your ear*
Let's hear that racist mouth of yours qt.

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LATIN AMERICA FOR THE WETBACK SPICS
AFRICAN PLANTATIONS FOR THE NIGGERS
REKT VIDEOS FOR THE CHINKS
NUKES FOR THE GOOKS
OVENS FOR THE KIKES

THE EARTH FOR THE WHITES

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pooftah

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Oh yeah that's the stuff.
Now tell me about the Jews.
*strokes your cock under your dress as I rub my bulge*
No u

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i try not to, but every time i see these threads a strong sense of contempt rises in me, because while each of these threads is bumped by its circlejerking denizens, more and more autistic newfags make threads to complain about it, which only further slides any potential threads that i may personally find interesting.
i’ve even tried participating in these threads, but it’s like the only fun to be had, aside from upsetting autistic people is telling each other how horny you are, and i don’t have much of a sex drive at all.
it only drives the point home that there is no longer anything that is fun for me on this board. i cant actually be mad because this whole site has always been shit, but damn...i guess i’ll go do something else now. bye

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@5164575
No one will miss you. Cya

*whispers into your ear*
There's only one difference between a Jew and a pizza.
The pizza doesn't scream as you put it into the oven.
*rubs my leg against your bulge even harder*

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stop larping

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Based

I really hope you're still here.
t. savage

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and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you damn kids

I literally just noticed this post

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