All robots must say "i love you femanons" right now or your penis will shrink 2 inches

Get off of my board, you stupid harlot.

Joke's on you my penis is 1 inch and the size is stored as an unsigned int

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Actually I could use a smaller penis. It gets in the way of stuff and I am not using it anyway.

Smaller erect penis or flaccid penis?

you chose this path pal

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fuck op
whores
and fuck white Knights
based incel brothers

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I k ow that you're being a smug cunt and playing pretend, but know that I truly, honestly hope you have a deadly car accident in the near future.

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Does anyone else get nervous at the thought that a femanon might read your post?

sorry i didn't read any of that i was laughing too hard at your small penis LOL

Then each fembot should go to the closest bot and tell him she wants him to bear his children and start a pious, happy family together.
You start.

i'll have you know that my penis is almost of average size

i love you femanons. i also have a bbc I'd like to give one of you if you gave me a chance

>there are sad femanons reading this thread right now and they just want one post to make them feel good
i l-luv you femanons

I won't have sex with either of you but his love you is sincere and I know yours isn't.

i Iove you femanons

What if we only love some femanons?

Why would you get nervous? I read it.

stop making my hands shake

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I love you femanons

worked again, thank you

Oh God, replying to it is even worse.

Guys some fembots have eaten my cum, how do you feel about it

sorry, I didn't mean for them to start, sorry, gonna go now

I love you femanons
Even that crazy Russian one

worse why?

fembots don't deserve to feel good
Fuck off whore

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Sorry, could you give me a minute to compose myself?

Gotcha bitch fuck off

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dear virgins,
please vocaroo yourself saying
"I love you femanons"

>robots somehow think having a smaller penis is a bad thing
A smaller penis means a denser grouping of the nerve endings in your peepee, meaning jacking off feels even better. Plus it's easier to feel comfortable in pants and underwear if you have a smaller penis. It's not like any of us are getting laid anyways, and even if we are who cares what a dumb roastie thinks of our cock size? Their cunts are so stretched from overuse that they don't feel anything less than an an aluminan can sized cock anyways.
Pic unrelated

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Isn't this cope i'm sure ?

well, my penis is already gigantic so fuck you.

vocaroo.com/i/s0GN86yd4hJx

>mfw nobody will ever see my penis
>doesn't matter if it gets smaller
Fuck you femanons.

Prove me wrong el roastie

i'm a faggot like you but at least i don't have to cope, retard

I love you Femanons! I love you... like a sister

I love you femanons oreganowangabango

>Fags can't be roasties

First, what are you going to do with it?

2-2=0 guess i'm a lady now

>I love you... like a sister
stop friendzoning femanons

there are phemanons reading this post

l-l-l-lewd.........

Allllllllllllllllll the lacking be like:
I love you femanons
Is that your validation ??

I love you femanons

Now please give me a handjob (or a titjob if you have tits big enough)

Is it possible to be -1 inch

I'll shrink to 4 and a half inches before I'd ever acknowledge the fucking larpers.

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i love you femanons

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