Those few robots that arent virgins, greentext the story of how it happened and dont skimp out on details

ive posted it before but i was 21 and it was a culmination of years of effort. will post if anyones interested

post it man, now!

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>be 17 me dating 20 yo nerd
>in his mom's basement
>watching him pay vidja
>hiding behind pillow from the alien monsters
>am cheering on, backseat gaming
>eventually start playfully teasing his thing
>gets bothered enough to start making out
>picks me up and we are in his older brother's room for when he comes to visit
>heavy petting and kissing
>eats me out
>more making out and touching
>he pulls out a condom and asks if we can
>i shyly said yes
>kisses and goes in slowly
>kinda hurt but it eventually went away
>we cuddle afterwards and i notice spotting in my panties later

25 now. he was my first real relationship too and kinda imprinted on my taste in others. i want to be with pretty boys who are nerdy and goofy. bonus points if they're kinda ottermode with medium to long hair.

ill give some backstory
>be me, 17
>been tall but fat all my life
>friend convinces me to come with him to his gym
>work out 3-4 times a week until graduation
>at that point im strong enough to lift by myself
>spend college freshman year lifting and losing weight like autist every day
>spend sophomore year drinking every day, become skelly
>also make some friends throught drinking, one of them gets me a job at a ZARA store (trendy clothing shop)
>coworkers are all young and into partying have fun for a while
>constantly have friends over my apt to drink
>one night friend asks if she can invite another friend over say sure ofc
>qt comes in, 18 yo
>honestly blank because i blacked out for so many nights during those years
>wake up and shes in my bed
>wtf
>shake her awake and ask her wtf happened
>says she doesnt remember either but we mustve gotten friendly last night to wake up like this
>shoot the shit with her for a bit until she starts making out with me
>tells me she saw me at the store before and thoght i was hot
>tells me she wants to fuck
>itshappening
>ofc my virgin ass didnt have any condoms on hand bc i could never imagine needing them
>says its okay shes on the pill and she likes it raw
>should have noped out but too horny and drunk from night before
>fuck for about 20 minutes but while it feels kinda good cant cum
>end up just giving up after 20 minutes and telling her i have whiskey dick (which i did)
>never talk to her again besides a get home safe text
i guess i didnt ucm so idk if it counts properly but it helped me get over that virgin mindset i had and i got way more confident at the end

>thailand
>nervous
>get drunk
>meet guy from spain
>he shows me where hookers are
>take one to hotel
>shitfaced af
>can't get dick up
>tell her to hit me because I'm into femdom
>doesn't work
>she leaves eventually
>...
>2 days after that
>be nervous
>have idea
>get slightly drunk
>take dick pills just in case
>diamonds.jpg
>get another hooker
>fuck her for like half an hour
>try the basic positions
>literally unable to cum
>feels bad man
>drink myself to sleep

Could have been better but at least I can say I'm not a virgin.

>college
>meet girl freshman year kind of cute
Flash forward 3 semesters
>she comes to the frat party im at
>she comes up to me and starts talking to me
>party dying down she tells me to go with her and her friend
>go to her dorm
>we makeout but both passout because drunk
>I leave when I wake up
Flash forward 1 semester
>she sends me u up text out of blue
>We text a little and she comes over later that week
> she comes over and I fuck the shit out of her
>she came but I have condom on so have no feeling
>she says friend needs her
>walk her back to apartment
>never see her again

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Say hi to aids!

First of all kek to this thread. All of you need to see a therapist ASAP. Second of all.
>Be me
>Be 19 and drinking with roommates
>This 6/10 bitch I used to have a class with texts me
>recentlysingle.jpeg
>lonely and wants me to cum over
>I get to her place
>She starts jerking me off
>Way too much lotion
>its like she lost the soap in the bathub
>after a bit she puts the condom on
>She gets on top
>the condom keeps sliding forward so it looks like I have a britfag foreskin
>we have to keep stopping to roll up the sleaves
>she lets me on top for awhile
>after a good 10 minutes of this she asks me if Im about to cum
>Notevenclose.fml
>could hardly feel anything through the latex-lotion barriers
>She says she has to get up early in the morning so we should stop
>I go into bathroom
>pee and flush condom
>awkward hug and goodbye
>I cry on the drive home
>roommates make me shoot tequila for cherry pop
>I hate tequila
>Fin

WHY AM I STILL VIRGIN REEEEEEE
19 YO JESUS CHRIST

Not a lot to say:

>Paid $250 for a half-hour "session" with a pretty Korean girl at a massage parlor (closed now)
>Got a few minutes of an actual massage
>Blowjob
> Put a condom on my dick and she rode me until I nutted
> Whole experience was fun but not overly intimate, and I went back there a few times until one day it was completely locked up when I went to check

Hookers dont count i think, but well user well done..

Can it be bearmode with long hair?

>had a "e-girlfriend" that I was catfishing before the show came out
>realised I should probably check out what sex is like, but too fat/ugly
>decide to bite the bullet and hire an escort
>two fat "sisters", couldn't get hard at all
>hire another girl, fuck like a rabbit for 30 seconds and break the condom
>5 years of doing this, 190-200 escorts in total
>in this time become Jow Forums so I can fuck more attractive hookers
>meet this one polish girl, we always over-run the time because we lay together and talk
>was seeing her pretty much once a week for 6 months
>asked her out on a date, had a wonderful time
>told me she bought a cafe and built a house back in poland with her money
>wants to get out of this work, end up moving in together and she stops seeing clients
>all I care about is hanging out with her, neither of us have friends so we do everything together
>I know she has to go back, but I want her to stay
>decide I'm going to propose to her
>tell her I have something special planned for her and she should dress up
>come home to an empty apartment
>phone goes straight to voicemail
>never hear from her again

Been nearly 3 years now, I still call the number once a week. Never trust women

Yeh this is bullshit, anciet greek isn't taught at schools in the UK it would have been Latin. Sexual Education would have also taken precedent over extra classes as it is a legal requirement for the school

Exeats also don't apply for the weekend, they're only for during the weke and Saturday mornings.

Oochie Wally

It's still better than nothing, rather do it with a whore than not at all

I wouldn't, but that's just me.

funny how that guy tried to gatekeep sex when he thinks boipussi aint gay.

>see ad for "lingam" massage
>get interested
>go there thinking i'll just get a naked massage
>get said massage. it's nice, but probably not worth the money i'm spending
>girl asks "we're finished with the massage, do you want to have sex or just a blowjob?"

>be me
>get first gf
>after awhile we're about to head to opposite sides of the country
>have sex for the first time
>she's crying at the train station as we're separating
>lump in my throat as we part

God that was a long time ago

Eh I used to say the same thing to myself but I got desperate enough and now I pay for it several times a year

Gee thanks guys, I just searched the archive for "massive faggots" and found it right away

>She wants 21 cocks for her 21st birthday. You in?

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Fine, have it faggot. Here is a 13 part series of me loosing my v card.

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>robot
>virgin

You can choose only one.

Just wait till 10 years from now and your situation havent changed. The arcane powers of wizardry knock on your door, the last light of hope for getting a gf has flickered out so long ago that you do not even remember it.

>play geocaching with 2 autismo dudes and a chick from college
>I actually look the best out of the three because 6'2"
>ask her if I can kiss her
>"wtf are you retarded, who asks that. yeah"
>become an 'item' for like a month
>spend NYE together
>on the way I meet her ex who offers me some weed and then his buddy gives me some mdma
>meet up with grill, she looking fine, rock a boner (molly hasn't hit yet and shriveled my dick)
>lights pop, shits cool
>she brings me to her home, I play off the tripping as being drunk
>we start fucking
>i cant come, full of energy
>i finally bust a nut after fucking like the goddamn energizer bunny in the morning
>she sighs in relief "fucking finally holy shit wtf"
>my faggot ass was addicted to masturbation prior to that and then I lose my virginity while tripping on molly and now i'm an impulsive sex addict who is still chasing that dragon by trying to woo any woman, man or tranny I strike up a conversation with

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it took a lot to get to that point. it's not like i wanted to anyways. i had a friend i knew since middle school. she was an emo. it was on and off. sometimes i'd talk to her, sometimes i wouldn't, because i didn't want to because i'm a retard. we stopped talking when i got to middle school. but a couple of years later, out of the blue, she sent me a message wanting to hang out. i guess she needed emotional support or something, so i guess i could do that, so i did. then one night she started kissing me, so i did, then she drops the bombshell and says she wanted to fuck, so i did. really fast, like lightning mcqueen. when i busted, i snapped the condom off and i was out of there. i did say goodbye, of course. she wanted to hug, so i hugged her. i never spoke to her again since then. i feel like an asshole but i know i'm not. i probably will never have something like that ever again.
i am all alone now but i like it like this. besides, i don't think i can put up with all the different things about women that i don't understand.

>be me robot with shitty job and pick up
>play cousin/family friend girl gets beat by her super nigger bf
>she thinks "user would never do this, he would be a good boyfriend all he does is play vidya and watch anime"
>she start showing up at my house when no one is home hint that she wants me
>after weeks say fuck why not
>"date" (buy her food and stuff) for a month
>get drunk at friends place tell her im virgin
>gets me way drunker
>she gets naked and we take a bath together
>fuck on couch with cooking oil as lube
>feels like nothing special keep dating on and off for 2 and a half years

what do you mean by bearmode? personally i don't like someone with a lot of muscle definition, even on thinner guys. like the big necks and oiled down stuff just doesn't do it for me. more so into skinnyfat through skelly. i dated someone like picrel bodytype, kinda stocky and he was soft and nice to lay my head on. uwu

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>went to escort while drunk
>pick girl who looked cute and had nice breasts
>we go to the room and she tells me to take my clothes off and bathe myself before we fuck and then she leaves
>i didnt understand because i was very drunk and nervous and i didnt realize that was actually serious
>she comes in and tells me again and i strip
>she notices my small dick and laughs and says "its cute, like a baby"
>soul instantly crushed
>cleans me in the bath while i sit in silence
>then we get up and i lay on the bed
>she rides me for a bit but i was so embarrassed and drunk i completely dissociated
>didnt cum
>time is up and she says she can give me a couple of more minutes if im going to finish soon
>tell her thanks but its prolly not going to happen
>go home and feel completely worthless and ponder killing myself
>drink myself to sleep

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>"it's cute, like a baby"
Yikes not something you can easily come back from
It's not about the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean

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Oh i used to be somewhat that fat, but not anymore. Now have 27 ish bmi.

However i am built like a proper dwarf, short stocky and have hair and beard to match it. Where you from user?

>meet girl on okcupid (pre-tinder days)
>we hang out once, nothing special besides a bit of making out
>she invites me to her house, her mom has the flu and is in their living room
>we go in her room, listen to music
>it's brittany spears
>don't really care
>just sitting there, kind of awkward
>she starts kissing me
>hit me baby one more time comes on
>i just start undressing her, don't know what came over me
>all of my anxiety about touching a girl was gone
>mind turns off
>she's feeling my dick through my pants
>flip her over, didn't know i was that strong
>she's laying on her stomach
>stick it in
>start pumping
>flip her on her back
>start pumping
>start choking her
>spit on her face
>cum inside her
>the cd had been over for a while at this point
>she gets dressed, opens the door
>her mom is standing there
>'i thought you two might want some cookies' *sniffle sniffle cough*
>take a cookie, say "oh fuck i gotta go to work"
>get dressed, leave

went home, deleted the app, blocked her number, set my facebook to private in case she tried searching me.

>myspace was still a thing, had a fulltime job, life seemed ok, was 20, figured it was time to have the sex, at least to see what it was like, maybe get a gf
>always been socially awkward, but it's far less apparent when i'm online since I type far better than I talk
>message bitches for two months before getting a reply, she's not too far away, bout an hour drive
>talk to this chick daily for almost an entire year before ever bringing up the possibility of meeting. she's been molested, raped, and sounds pretty fucking easy on top of that(fucks her married neighbor and some various guys in her town, no big, she's like 6/10 in the face but has a smoking body that is quite my ideal,)
>suggest meeting up for pizza and movies
>shuts me down
>say it's ok, since i'm a virgin it probably wouldn't have been that good anyway
>she agrees, oh fuck me she's a virgin hunter
>meet up about two weeks later when we're both off from work, tell her to meet me in the park since it's neutral ground and public so she'll feel safer that way, since i never showed her a pic of myself. got the food, the drinks, the movies
>spend the afternoon just chilling, expect nothing really,t he date is ok even though we aren't talking much
>eventually she moves over to sit with me, occupying my lap
>start to kiss her neck, touch her belly and breasts
>she's got this fucking getup where she has like five goddamn belts, each more intricate and puzzle-like than the last
>give up on trying to unbuckle it, just shove my hand down her pants and slide my fingers along her clam
>she unbuckles herself, soon she's naked and i'm touching her everwhere, she's so soft and petite and cute with nice little b-cups and pierced nipples
>grabbing my dick through my shorts, eventually slides off me and pulls it out, starts blowing me
>years of fapping have rendered me almost numb down in the dick, but can still feel the warmth. she's got braces, so is extra careful

>cont.

>i pick her up, stick her in my chair and shove my face between her legs, bury my face in her twat and eat her out
>doesn't seem to be enjoying herself, but keep it up for a few minutes until give up, wrap my arms under her ass and hoist her over to my bed
>never been so hard in my life
>get between her legs
>immediately lose my erection
>FUCKING PANIC MODE ALERT ALERT ALERT OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO NONONONONONONONO
>keep trying to jam my half hard dick in her, she's too small and surprisingly tight and my dick isn't hard enough to penetrate
>put on some pornography, we watch it, get hard again, give it another go, this time she's on top and i'm sucking her tits, playing with he rpiercings while she reaches behind herself and jacks me off, then tries to sit on my cock
>LIMP AGAIN OH GOD
>go back to the porn while she gives me a handy and i'm fingering the shit out of her.
>waste no time this round, get between her legs and JAM that shit in before it has a chance to go limp. she's so warm and wet inside, and i finally hear her moan whie she wraps my dick in warmth and this syrupy wetness
>basic missionary sex for about fifteen minutes, maybe less until i feel that familiar burn in the base of my dick saying i'm about to blow
>pull out and blast the biggest nut of my life all over her belly, her breasts, her face, she's raising her hands trying to block the blasts and she's making these cute noises while i paint her fucking face
>give her one of my shirts to clean off
>she gets on top of me, tries to ride another one out of me but my dick is too soft and isn't responding
>ask her if i was any good
>shrugs and says i was alright
>about ten minutes later she wishes me a merry christmas, dresses, and leaves
>get ghosted immediately after and never hear from her again

That was back in ye olde 2005.

Why'd you ghost her, user?

>meet beautiful grill online
>we have a lot in common
>we fall for each other
>talk online every day
>about a year later
>I travel to her city and we meet up irl
>making out a lot and heavy petting ect
>I go back home
>we keep talking online and officially become bf and gf
>travel to her city to meet her a 2nd time after like a month
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>night before I have to leave
>making out in bed, but more passionate than usual
>dick so hard that it hurts
>I take off my boxers
>she's slowly stroking my dick
>I slide my hand down her pyjamas and start fingering her
>It's getting hot. I'm sweating
>take off the rest of my clothes
>this drives her crazy
>she's feeling up my naked body as we're making out
>I take off her pants
>grab her leg and pull her in closer to me so we can go back to making out
>my dick slightly touching her pussy in this position
>I pull her in a little closer and start fucking
>get on top and keep going
>lasted maybe 10 minutes
>she got mad at me for not using a condom, and accused me of lying about being a virgin
>forgave me after like 5 minutes
>we cuddled and fell asleep

>be 17 junior year of high school. Was making early steps into becoming a chadbot. ( Confident sometimes and others I'm just spaghetti)
>New girl shows up at school
>Think man I hate sitting alone I'll go sit with her
>Eventually I ask her out to prom and she blows me in the back of my car and we start dating
> One day she asks are you a virgin user?
>I say yea and she grins at me and says I'm taking it from you.
> So we get naked in the back of my parents car this time. I have a huge hard on and can barely wait
>She slides down and gives it two pumps before she gets off saying it "hurt too much"
>Bullshit.jpg I have a normal sized cock.
>Eventually after some fighting and a couple more times of the same thing I break it off due to other reasons
>Then I finally find out the reason no one would sit with her
>She was a massive whore at her old school
> Now I have Eskimo brothers

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>tfw im getting hard reading these
please tell me im not the only one

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My dick was already out when i clicked on the thread user, and busted 1 nut so far..

>>in this time become Jow Forums so I can fuck more attractive hookers

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Which ones get your dick the hardest user. The teenage fumblings or the fumblings of grown men who have no fucking idea what they're doing?

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>robots
>aren't virgins
Pick one

I'm the type of person who's ok with ghosting anyone so I probably shouldn't be in a relationship

Well at least one person will bother reading mine hopefully.

In a way, I kind of lost my virginity twice.

>19
>summer after a horrible year in college
>was a star athlete in highschool but fucked everything up because I got depressed over being a khv
>begin to identify with incels before it was cool
>look on /soc/ because I had no common ground with anyone outside of here
>eventually find fat camwhore on /soc/ who says she's looking for virgins
>by this point I was ready to kill myself so my standards were pretty low
>camwhore is a complete degenerate that schlicks with men on skype back to back for days without eating sleeping or bathing
>I'm on vacation at this point with my mom and brother so I have to take my laptop to the bathroom
>I'm ravenously horny so none of this matters
>I jerk off with her, she cums once and then I cum buckets
>Literally almost faint from the excitement. Lose vision and hearing temporarily.
>This problem continues for about a month after as we quickly got exclusive with one another
Emotionally, this is what I consider to be my true loss of virginity.

I lost my virginity in the more popular sense when I went to the Philippines to visit her when I was 21.
>26 hour flight, but it doesn't matter because I was insanely horny and in love
>we find a nice hotel
>she sucks my cock for a little bit and it feels great, but then tells me she wants me to fuck her
>don't bother taking off her bra fully because I don't know how and I just want to fuck
>accidentally stick it in the wrong hole at first because she's fat and I'm impatient
>intially I try wearing a condom but then I get rid of it because I want to finally feel pussy
>she moans like a pornstar and cums twice
>eventually I shoot my load into her while fucking her doggystyle

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Mom let me hump her after letting me fap around her, thought it would help my developing sexuality I guess she thought.

teenage love stories get me off for no fucking reason
>>eventually find fat camwhore on /soc/ who says she's looking for virgins
ruined

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Hey, at least it's believable.
Not everyone here is a chad that can have racy teenage romance novels irl.

>Be me
>18 yo, in uni
>Very desperate to lose virginity. Have low self esteem and see myself as a loser
>So desperate I turn to craigslist
>Start making and responding to ads.(this was 2017.)
>Respond to ad of milf looking for young guy, expecting no response
>Mention I'm a virgin and attach a pic
>Immediately get a response
>She says I'm cute and she wants to take my virginity
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Go to her place
>Actually a pretty hot and skinny cougar
>Notice pictures of family around her trailer
>She tells me she's married and her husband wants to watch
>Too much of a pussy to say no
>Husband is literally a body builder that could crush me like a twig
>Scared im about to get murdered
>Continue anyways
>Put it inside her, bareback
>Feelsgoodman
>He does her after I'm done and we get along and agree to do it again soon
>Mfw cucked Chad

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>meet girl (Call her D) at friend's house party i didn't want to go to, knew her before this and never liked her, but was friends with her friend (refer to her as L)
>looked extremely similar to pic related, with red hair, but I just wasn't in to her
>L always had a thing for me, L's friends seemed to also be in to me, they would do some absurd shit because hormonal teen girls
>one of them cut my initials in to her arm, another used to play with my lip ring then suck her finger afterwards
To make it clear I'm not a good looking guy, I don't think I'm hideous but I'm definitely not handsome, guess the skinny emo boy shit was just appealing enough, but anyway
>get drunk at party, spend most of the night upside down on the couch between L and her friend D, we're just talking
>at some point one of my guy friends says that D and I would make a good couple, she agrees and I laugh it off
>night progresses, D sticks to me like glue, can't get away from her, end up being drunk enough to make out with her
Also my first kiss
>part ways for the night, she assumes we're now in a relationship
>try breaking up with her after a couple of weeks because I just don't like her, and she cries which makes me feel guilty
This leads somewhere, don't worry
>eventually I explain to her that I dislike her, and she promises she'll change
>up until this point my opinion of her got worse because she would talk openly about sexual stuff, she claimed she had sex with multiple guys and everybody told her she gave the best head
>figured fuck it, I'll get laid and then break up with her
>she stops acting obnoxiously, and we spent some more time together
>about 4 months pass, not so much as a handjob up until this point, she gets awkward when I try to take things further too
Will continue in next post

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>be with gf of one year (still with her now)
>she wanted to wait until marriage
>we got engaged
>good enough for her
>one day her parents were out of the house (I was 18, she was 19 at the time)
>decide to do it
>we'd done pretty much everything else already
>we get our clothes off and start kissing until we're both ready
>moment comes
>I get on top
>spend literally about 30 hard seconds trying to figure out how to get my dick in this hole
>finally get it in
>angle is horrific and somewhat uncomfortable
>still cum in about 2 minutes
>luckily she was cool with it since we were both virgins
>try again about half an hour later
>realise I need to lift her legs up to get better angle
>slide in with ease
>holy shit this is 100% better, she's enjoying it way more too
>finally got the hang of it

Then we fuck about 5 more times after that in various other positions and it was pretty great.

>laying on my bed, making out with Friends on the TV in the background
>i put my hands down her jeans, don't unbutton them because I have no fucking idea what I'm doing really
>fingers run over her smooth mound, and my index finger slips between her lips, she is soaking wet and it's ridiculously warm, borderline hot to the touch
>I gently rub left and right and she is panting fast already, gripping around my neck and shoulders
>my dick is aching, and the back of my hand hurts from the button of her jeans
>finally decide to unbutton them, and pull her jeans down
>as I come back up the bed, kiss up her thighs and just above her clit
>she has an innie, small, pink and soaking
>unbutton my own jeans and pull them down partially, get a condom from my wallet that had been there for about a year now
>put it on fine, but I am leaking so much precum the top is just sliding around
>struggle to get my dick in her, she's tight, but we silently persist
>she lets out a gasp, sounded pained, so I stop and just assume I fucked up somehow
>she tells me to keep going
>thrusting for about 2 minutes, slowly, grinding my hips towards her, but she's just laying there like she's dead
>cum in the condom, but keep going for a few more minutes, dick feels a little tender after a while so I stop
>pull out, take the condom off, notice the blood
>freaking out internally, it's all over me and my bed
>she starts apologising and saying she didn't want to tell me because she thought it was weird at her age (she was 14, I was 16, her friends lost their virginity at like 12)
And that was pretty much it. I quickly learned she had no sexual experience what so ever. Her handjobs were shit, her blowjobs were fucking dreadful, and it took her a while to try riding and grinding. 10 years later, we're still together though. Things have improved a lot, but not her handjobs.

>college
>gf of three months
>going very steady on the sexual part
>eventually decide to do it
>wait until the stars align and i get the house to myself
>skip college on a friday afternoon and go to my place
>fuck
>awkward at first but once we got into it we hardfucked exclusively
>she cums a few times
>i didnt, thank you, condom
>interrumpted by a call from her mom demanding she goes home
>leave her at her place
>go back home and jerk my blue balls away

>sold shrooms
That's about it, Bill Cosby had the right idea, but the wrong method.

shortest i've ever been with was either 5'6" or 5'8", murrica. you?

>meet girl on okcupid
>cute dirt asian girl, looks more white than asian
>we talk for a couple months just on text and get to know each other
>says she lives in my town but doesn't want to meet because scared of online stalkers or whatever
>sure fine whatever, believe her
>not noticing the signs of a total catfish
>but we facetime so I know she's at least who she says she is
>really start to develop feelings for what's basically an egirlfriend despite her being in my city
>eventually get her to fess up what's the deal
>she's not in my city, she lives in fucking Bali
>her english was so good I never guessed she's foreign and she loved the ps2 SMT games, so I thought she was a weeb
>didn't tell me because she thought I wouldn't want long distance but she still liked me
>says she still wants to make it work despite the distance
>decide to go for it, fuck it
>"date" for 2 years, planning a time to meet
>finally both save up enough for us to stay at a resort
>go thru the worst fucking flight of my life to see her
>holy shit am I a fucking retard
>get off the plane, texts she's there
>airport's weird and scary but Bali's legit beautiful
>eventually find her as she calls out my name
>she looks just fine, even better than on the calls
>have my first kiss with her right there in the airport
>spend the next 2 weeks in a resort hotel just fucking and letting her cook me food
>fucking sad as shit that I have to leave, kinda dreading it and the flight back
>jesus christ this sucks i don't know if i can do this again
>put up with it another 2 times to see her again and one time to get her back here after getting her visa
>planning to get married the next time she comes here
a little fucked up yeah but sometimes there's a happy ending, anons. I really really miss her now though.

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>third year of high school
>close friend staying at my house over weekend while his parents are at a funeral
>friend gets out of shower, we're getting ready for bed
>making small talk
>topic shifts to girls, he says he really wishes he knew what a bj felt like
>haha, me too...
>later, tell him i'd give him a bj if he did the same to me
>he agrees and gets onto my bed
>got him hard, then started sucking him off
>we're never shaved or anything since we were both virgins
>got some hairs in my mouth, feels weird as hell
>decide to carry on
>have to stop several times, gag reflex is rough
>eventually he finishes
>spit cum out in bathroom sink, tastes awful
>come back to bedroom, he blows me
>felt teeth a couple times but other than that it was great
>100x better than jerking off
>warn him im going to cum
>mumbles not in his mouth
>ask where i should instead, he says "idk"
>end up getting some on his face, most goes on the floor
>he cleans floor up and washes his face in bathroom
>go to bed

>germaphobic
>girl I've been seeing comes to my place
>tell her to change slippers and do a bunch of various things while switching rooms in the house, commenting that even if she ends up not liking me, at least she'll leave with better dexterity
>tell her to go shower
>she comes out
>i tap the bed, she comes
>lower her La Vie an Rose cat shorts while she's on her hands and knees
>go right into eating her ass while jacking off
That's about it. We've been married for several years happily. Couldn't have gone better.

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cont
>wake up, saturday morning
>breakfast is pretty awkward
>play vidya most of the day
>discussion turns to last night
>we both really enjoyed getting a bj, he seemed to like giving them more than i did
>agree to do it again tonight
>ff several hours, im getting blown
>wonder what anal is like
>decide to ask if i could fuck him
>after a bit he pauses and replies "i guess"
>he continues for a bit before getting up and saying he was ready
>he bent over the bed
>start to slowly push it in
>no lube except his saliva
>after several failed attempts, i get it in after what feels like 5 minutes
>slowly start to thrust
>feels weird yet good
>not as good as a bj, but i like it still
>ask to switch positions after a few minutes
>pull out, he gets on the bed and i get on top

>robots that arent virgins
literally an oxymoron, if you have had sex you are a normalfag

>germaphobic
>eating ass
wait a sec

cont
>push it back in, only takes like 10 seconds this time
>start to speed up after a couple minutes
>decide to kiss him
>felt odd but i like it, we kiss some more
>not going very fast but i slow down beacuse he said it was starting to hurt
>continue kissing for a bit
>he starts using his tongue, it's insanely hot
>pretty soon i can feel it
>start thrusting a bit faster, not caring if it hurts for him
>bust inside of him
>slowly pull out
>lie down next to him on cramped bed, kiss for a bit
>he goes to the bathroom to clean himself up
>he comes back, said it felt great
>i blow him for a bit
>offer to let him fuck me, he says no
>go to bed shorly after
>this became a regular occurrence
>he usually came over to my place on friday or saturday, usually fucked at least once
>after a month i got some lube and hid it, made it much more enjoyable
>saw him a few times after we left for college, but only got to have sex once due to time and privacy
i really enjoyed my time with him

>hanging out with best friend
>playing video games and stuff
>his dad comes in
>friend instantly looks away
>dad asks me if I want to come see something in the garage
>sure, why not
>in the garage
>lights are off
>slowly I feel my pants getting pulled down
that's all im going to write because I dont want you retards jerking off to the story of me getting molested at age 7. Fuck you OP and fuck this thread.

Also do I still get my wizard powers in July? What counts as sex? Does that count?

If you really think about it, it's the perfect fetish for me. A fetish shouldn't be vanilla.

>meet this jehovas witness girl
>"i dont believe in sex before marriage"
>"i did it once and im not gonna do it again"
>3 weeks later
>making out in her car for 4 hours
>foggy windows
>beers in the cup-holders
>she lays the passenger seat back all the way and turns on her stomach
>"you have a nice booty"
>she tells me to smack it
>groping and smacking her ass for 20 minutes
>she is leaking through her leggings
>hand getting wet from smacking her ass
>she arks her back and puts her butt in the air
>"get on top of me"

lasted about 20 seconds

I was 27 at the time (31 now).
Went to one of those Chinese massage parlors expecting a sensual massage with a happy ending, but once I flipped over to expose my dick the Chinese milf asked me if I wanted to have sex (I had to pay extra cash).
I agreed and she got naked and rode me for 2 minutes until I came. I obviously wanted to go for a second round, but she said that it was business and the deal was done. Once she escorted me to the exit, she asked me if it was my first time, to which I responded with a nod.
She probably felt bad for denying me a second time earlier, so she asked me to go back to the room and wait a few minutes.
After a while she opened the door dressed in a really tight and sexy chinese dress. The real surprise was that she came into the room with another hot milf. She said that wanted me to have an awesome 1st time and asked her friend to join her.
Shit was insane, they took turns to ride me and sucked me off. One of them even said that it was OK to fuck her raw, but being the beta that I am, i refused, fearing that I would catch some nasty STD.

I think the whole thing lasted 2hrs or so. When I was leaving, one of them asked me to come back soon in a sexy voice.

Good times. I have never had a gf or close friends, but going to massage parlors gives me that confidence to not spill spaghetti in front of women. Plus, fucking qt asian milfs and the occasional young one twice a month is awesome.

>used to play everquest as a kid
>was amazing early on, then got shitty past the third expansion
>years later, in grad school, find a private server for classic everquest
>get back into it big time, start hanging out on their IRC channel
>meet this woman on there, chat a bunch, start flirting
>eventually develops into a full-blown long-distance relationship
>fly over to her place across the country for a week
>first morning there, go shower together
>start fooling around in the shower, she suggests going to bed
>have sex, it's good, she's definitely into it, but it doesn't quite feel the same as masturbation - I'm used to death gripping and doing this thing where I cross my legs over my dick to lessen blood flow out, makes it feel more intense
>can't come from sex, end up jerking off
didn't end up working out with her, would not advocate LDRs in general, but it was alright - ended up in real relationships later

>be me late 2018
>20yo kv student robot starting to become normie
>3 years earlier complete robot, bullied/no friends/social retard
>Started doing drugs at 17
Btw yeah I know some of you despise drugs, I dont care this is my life not yours so fuck off faggot
>Drugs really helped to to overcome the social gap many of you know
>Have reason to go out, talk to people & do things together
>Start getting better at talking to guys, then girls later
>Go to clubs (goa/techno/minimal, you get the idea)
>Get to know girl over chat, message for about a week
>On NoNutNov at this point so I decide to get risky & fake confidence
>Sexualize the conversations
>Ask her to go to a club with me (kind of like our 1. date)
>After club we go to mine & I lose my virginity to her at the age of 20
>Break up 2 months later but whatever, no hard feelings

Glad to have made that experience but you still-robots do sort of overrate the whole "losing v-card/getting gf" thing.

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>go to an irc meet for a runescape channel in a park
>two girls walk by
>chad #1 and chad #2 (both iv junkies) yell them to come over
>they keep on walking
>after like 30 minutes girls come back
>chat em up etc.
>one was a veeeery slight chub with good tits and longest hair I ever seen
>chat her up via MSN for a MONTH
>after a month ball up and while driving her home from a movie / dinner or whatever tell her
>"I want to be more than friends"
>she says "I'm not ready, just broke up with chad #2"
>didn't know, be crushed
>play it off "aight ain't no biggie
>keep contact with her via MSN, we cam a lot
>at one point she asks me over for a movie
>start doing that randomly, go over for a movie
>maybe two weeks in she notices my hard on after having super sexy clothes on during a movie
>we get it on
>she rides me till she cums (not sure if it was fake because she was hurting or whatevs)
>flip her over, let go and cum
>she tells she wasn't on the pill
>go for plan b in the local drug store

For some reason I was just super duper horny and not nervous at all, I had been jerking it since around 10 years old and I was 18 or 19 at the time.

Dated her for around 18 months total, left me twice for someone else. But it was good fucking and she was in to PC games, so yeah not bad.

Sounds nice. Too bad there's nothing like that in my rural ass area, it'd get shut down within a month.

>tfw no chinese parlor milfs to catch STDs from

>Long distance, finally fly to Europe to spend some time together
>Both clueless virgins, this is both our first relationship
>Get in bed, he puts on a condom
>His dick is big and hurts my vagina
>Get blood all over his sheets
>Have sex plenty more times but he can't come because shitty condoms, didnt realize it at the time
>I get good at sucking dick and love swallowing his cum
months later
>He comes to my place and we bone, better condoms, his dick still kinda hurts but we were both still learning
>Bone almost every day
Been dating for 3 years, 69 days till we get together again.

these stories really drive home how much you miss out on by not losing your virginity at a normal age

>be me a few years ago
>dating this psycho evil bitch
>shes a ninfomaniac
>she forces me to take her to a motel by manipulating me
>she is always telling me how she is my only oportunity to find love and affection cuz no one will ever love me
>I cannot hire a Motel room cuz underage
>end up getting a fucking hotel room lmao
>worst place in the planet it was truly horrible
>she is complaining but still
>she starts to getting me undressed
>i remove her clothes off but she doesnt want to take her panties off
>i start massaging her tits and back till she starts feeling more comfortable with the situation
>i move the under part of her panty aside i dont know how to explain it m8
>i start fucking her without removing her underwear while she is lying on her stomach just grabing the sheets of the bed really hard
>shesmoaningtoohardnigga.jpg
>Someone knocks our door begging us to be more quiet lmao
>i keep fucking her really hard
>she is almost crying
>1 hundred of posses and really hard
>she says shit like "im cumminggg" i dont know if i should believe it or not
>something is wrong
>i cant cum
>1:30 hrs have passed and i cant cum
>she says she is feeling pain for being all this time fucking hard
>she blows me for something like 30 MINUTES LMAO
>i cant cum
>i never came not even by my own hand
>dunno bro i had to take her to her highschool again
>stay all the night in the hotel while telling to my mother that i was in a party
>6/0 disgusting experience

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>summer after 10th grade
>need community service hours to graduate so i go volunteer at the local library
>library is pretty dead, the few people there just use the computers or rent dvds, they had a good selection
>there's this black girl 2 years older than me that's been volunteering there for over two years
>ask her why shes been volunteering for so long
>"idk i just like books"
>kind of a robot herself, don't think she had many friends and would constantly say really cringey things
>she was significantly taller than me, had really dark skin, and big curly hair like pic related
>one day we are putting dvds back on shelves together and start talking about shows and movies we like
>tells me shes a huge fan of the office, tell her ive never seen that show
>"we should totally watch it together, ill show you all the best episodes"
>there's a break room in the back with a couch, table, tv, bathroom etc
>the library is practically empty and its only us and another librarian
>we go the the break room turn off the lights and watch the office
>she sits really close to me
>cant help but notice how tick her thighs are compared to mine
>start feeling nervous
>the whole time her hand is half touching my leg
>after a while every time she laughs she moves her hand closer to my crotch
>holyfuck.jpg

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I have normals because theyre sociopaths and they absolutely refuse to acknowledge it. Normals will make you feel bad about something, while making you feel ok about it, while contributing to the problem, while talking shit about you behind their back
>come to a place where people are sad and bitter about something
>talk about your wonderful experiences doing said thing that was missed by others
>lol God you guys need to grow up like, how can your brain have a basic psychological response to repeated exposure to stressful stimuli

>before i can think of what to do, she turns to look at me and just starts kissing me like a wild animal while stroking my dick over my pants
>i have no idea what to do so i just sit there like a statue while she assaults me
>she undoes my pants pulls out my dick and starts blowing me like crazy
>toothy as fuck but it feels amazing
>she eventually stops and gives me a hand job while kissing my neck
>this definitely isn't the first time she does this
>i end up finishing all over her hand
>she gets up goes to the bathroom
>what the fuck just happened
>comes back sits close to me again but this time wraps her arm around mine and we continue watching the office
>that same night we go to her house and she fucks the shit out of me

thanks to her the only women i find attractive are thick black amazoness with big curly hair

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This place is ours now filfthy robot

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>be 23 (27 now)
>work in a bar
>late one quiet night, Americlap tourist comes in
>she's this fucking gorgeous nerdy bespectacled baker grill with torpedo tits and thunder thighs
>we get chatting and before I close up I ask if she wants to go out the next night (dunno where I got the balls for that)
>end up drinking following night, goes well
>I live with the parents but my workmate bro who was also out that night scoring foreign women says I can go back to his
>I fuck her on the futon, shit was pretty good but brief (she said the foreplay was better then the sex)
>next day she starts hovering around close to where I work
>I'm going for lunch and accidentally bump into her
>realize bitch is crazy
>offers to meet up again but I come up with some excuse and never see her again

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You got HIV son

I like filthy Frank's ramen song

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And I like blondes without nuts

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I didn't properly lose my virginity but I got a blowjob from a prostitute and then cried. I think about that evening a lot.

>there are girls who like skinnyfat bodies.
I have a hard time believing this.

>Drop out of university
>Girl who was interested in me before leaving leaves bf for me
>I know already times are going to end poorly
>Get frisky a few times
>She pierces her nipples (arguably) for me
>Eventually, the sex happens.
>"It feels so good to finally be one with you, user"
>mfw
>Don't cum, can't really sexualize her at this point
>End up invested in her wellbeing, since she's nice other than the lack of self worth and poverty
>She leaves me for some dude who was more willing to fuck her
>End up fwb benefits a couple months later

She never got me off, just couldn't get into her. Ended up just perpetually disappointed that she was stuck with her welfare mother and not her goodfolk grandparents and gave up.

Worth the experience of it, can confirm all of Jow Forums is chasing something that isn't that great (sex, I mean)

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Why'd you capture your own replies?

how do you know she's not after a green card and isn't gonna fuck off as soon as you get married?

Molested three separate times.
I fockin hate bathrooms.

Johnfag here,
I don't consider this my "first" time since I didn't cum but here it is:
>Rapidly approaching Wizardom in my late 20s.
>Flirted with the idea of escorts for years. This time I man up, join some sites, do some research and take the plunge.
>Find a nice down to earth girl. She comes to my place. We chat for a few minutes and head to my bedroom.
>We make out, she strips, starts blowing me.
>I'm frustrated because it doesn't feel "good enough" and I thought I'd cum instantly like when fapping.
>She slips a condom on, gets on top, rides real slow and soft. I can barely feel anything.
>I think trying different positions will help. While we shift around, I go soft. She tries blowing me again but its not working. Now I'm even more frustrated.
>Go to the bathroom to "shower" for a few minutes. Bust out the lube and try jerking it a little bit to see if I get hard again, but again I'm frustrated that I can't.
>Go back, we make out & chat for awhile, she leaves.
Be honest with your bodies, my dudes. Long years of fapping have re-wired your brain and body, and it takes honesty, effort, and time to un-do that.
Anyway, what I do consider my first time:
>Fast forward a few years.
>Still seeing escorts, but mainly just for BJs since I can cum in their mouth.
>Decide to seek out girls that do bareback.
>Come across a girl with a kinda low class vibe that is rumored to do it. I set up a meet and confirm.
>She texts me "I don't do BB (bareback)" right after.
>Sadface.jpg
>Resign myself to another BJ.
>She comes over.
>I've spent 48 hours thinking in my head how to ask her if I can go raw.
>I start eating her out and keep thinking.
>She starts moaning instead- saying things like "Fuck me," "I want you," etc.
>I simply get up, ask "Can I?" and she nods. I go in raw.
>Even though this girl is used goods, it still feels great. Bust my load in 60s and feel liberated.