/britfeel/

I'm seriously questioning poleaboos honourary white status after that last thread

Why don't you two have a little chat amongst yourselves and give me the right answer

I didn't. Janny deleted it and I got a warning for being racist
No race has been specified for the traitors so we should be okay

scots edition desu

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Deleted one was crammed with pointless opinions and not a single utterance of 'britfeel' in the subject nor post

Now that it's officially too hot to wear my coat, I will NOT be going outside until october.

maybe I'll get a job next year lads :^)

But it's perfect weather for flannel shirt over t-shirt or a cagoule

After going outside it reminds me why I'd rather stay in, there's far too many strangers out there doing different things and even crossing the street can be stressful, especially when it comes to zebra crossings.

there's a lady in my office who writes SPAM in the title of every email she sends. don't know what she thinks spam means

I might be a tax paying wagie, but I absolutely support the principle of milking the benefits system for every penny possible. It's basically like tax rebate anyway. I honestly love hearing NEETs brag about getting more bennies because at least that's less money for the government.

While being a wagie might be the logical decision for some. There is literally nothing wrong with milking every government penny you can. Can't really understand people who feel Shame for claiming Bennies

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Seriously considering quitting my job before I secure the new one

Not a tranny but could you explain why? What makes them more annoying than any other human? So long as they aren't causing harm to others I think people should be able live however they want. How much does it affect you?

Britfeel crazy
Britfeel mad

Ok i've sank 2 roughly 600ml bottles of beer and a family friend is nipping around in an hour so I need to not smell of beer. Feeling a bit tipsy I like it, shame I have no more beer in

might as well have a quick break before starting the new one

Who here goes on holiday with their PIP bennies whilst larping as a retard?

grab a powerpod and play britfeel with the lads

Is the new place a high class call centre? Obviously you aren't going to dox yourself but what sort of call centre is it? What's stopped you trying to go back to the original one?

I respect people who make money any way they can, EXCEPT for prostitutes and egirls.

people who weigh over 13st should have to pay a fat tax

Wish I liked beer its just so bitter I can't deal with it. Only drink cider I hate to think how much sugar I end up consuming on a night out.

why do you get a new job every 2 months?

In case people find out about his past.

big boy breakfast time. spliff and M&S jam and cream filled horn pastries. horns, phwoar

msn.com/en-gb/sport/nba/amer-hussain-describes-through-tears-how-he-was-abused-as-a-child/vi-BBT0iHL

You can get poofy beers which aren't bitter, Corona for example

why are there so many paki rape gangs yet they only make up a small proportion of the population?

mentally ill people and smokers and people who get alcoholics + alcohol poisoned people too

I weight 13st and I only have a slight belly though

how to get mucus out of my lungs

Stop being racist lad

Remember when Poley said he was going to be an investigative journalist and report this very subject from the inside, then realised it would take a tiny bit of effort so lugged his gut in front of his Jap vidya instead

Pakis can't handle a bit of work.

wrong window, sickfren

breathe in water and gargle then cough it out

Scrape it out with a spoon.

honest question lad, does seem to be a high number of stories of paki rape gangs over the last few years compared to whites. do they see white women as less than human?

like this
hhhrrrccchhhh
*spits*
hhrrrccchhh
*spits*
HHHRRRCCCHHH
*coughs*

>2017
Travelled to Asia twice, had loads of sex (with girls on holiday)
Went to poland with my best mate
Got my dream bike
Got laser eye surgery
Was a neet with money
Got a gorgeous virgin gf

>2019
On the poverty line
Living in a shared house
No gf

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how to touch a lady's breasts but make it look like an accident

might not completely solve your problem but staying hydrated and drinking water is important. other than that? go to the shop get some cough syrup that loosens catarrh.

>dream bike

Like a motorbike lad? What model?

You can touch Poley's as much as you like.

80s fzr

If you just keep loudly exclaiming "WHOOPS HOW CLUMSY OF ME!" while you do it, you're golden lad

like this
*grabs booby*
woops, soory love i tripped
*lets go of booby and grabs the other one*
*runs off*

You had it all and you blew it. Get fucked norman.

Lads is it true the film the fugitive is based on Ted Bundy?

When it comes to heroes and stuff I used to think Telepathy was for faggots but now I actually think it's one of the coolest superpowers considering all the applications of it in different media. What do you lads think?

got a cough lads

Shippy mentioned in what looks set to be May's final PMQs.

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Addicted to eating pussy.

So many poofters in here

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Just turn all the stuff you spent money on in 2017 to alcohol and we are pretty much the exact same.

faggot
*not like the bundle of sticks but a homosexual*

>It's homosexual to enjoy sex acts that take place between a man and a woman
NANI

>go into a charity shop with steam open on my phone
>redeem key codes from the pc games

>Addicted to eating pussy
Whatever you say bud

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servicing the vagina of a woman is an act of submission.
submission is feminine
therefore you are a girl
therefore it's two girls
therefore it's gay

simple as

how come most of the main nazi leaders were ugly

and drug addicts

Dressed well, though.

Want a gf but also still want to spend time alone. Is this an unrealistic expectation?

Is the dating app match worth paying for or full of bots?

/nightwalk/ lads, one of you get a gopro and livestream your walks
I'd definitely watch so I can enjoy a comfy /nightwalk/ from the safety of my bed

couldn't have said it better myself. bravo user bravo

It's funny because I've stockpiled food but I can't use it without water and I haven't stockpiled water

ave friend, true to Caesar

Day 14 of water fast. Feeling good. Vision is noticeably less blurry since I started taking the electrolytes and potassium. No longer close to feignting when I stand up. Only 20kg more to go.

Get in dere de led

falls from the sky mate

I've always thought about doing this. Take music requests and maybe listen to the directions. I'd most likely get mugged and or streamsniped as I live in Birmingham. I'm also boring as fuck so the nightwalking would be all the content. I just take pictures and share them in the nightwalk thread for now. Why not just go out for a nightwalk?

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Poley going for another greasy halal burger, walking past 2 McDonalds on the way

All bots and attention seekers. Nobody will meet up with you.

Poley will meet up with you for free.

Thought about filming nightwalks around my town but don't want to get doxxed tbqh

Get the feeling that people talk about nightwalks more than actually going on them
I mean that's fine but it is weird

Human nature to talk about doing things then not do them, though.

Yeah that's what I thought, it's quite a ripoff.

Not into pakis or trannys. Sorry poley

Yeah fuck Fugo

I go on at least one per week sometimes more. Some of the lads here probably do it more often. Why would people lie about how often they go out?

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Amer I'm trying harder than you ever have to get you some friends but so far it's a no-go, i.e.
sorry pal.

Monday I got the train into the city to hand out CV's in an attempt to get a job since I'm getting nowhere. It was a disaster, first place I walked into said it had vacancies online, I got there and got really nervous but went in and said "Hi, do you still have vacancies because" and she said No we've filled them and I said really awkwardly oh sorry and walked out. Then I went into a big store and told the receptionist who was some young woman about my experience and gave her a CV and she looked really bored and like she'd never seen paper before. Then I went to the train station and there's two trains one at :11 that is direct and one at :17 that stops in my town. The :11 gets there at :18 and obviously I get on it not realising until it's set off that it's the direct one, end up 50 miles away. Luckily the train guy understood and didn't make me pay for a ticket but I still had to pay 10 pounds for one back. 14 pounds spent, two CV's handed out. No job. And then by time I got home I just went straight to bed.

It's not worth it.

I do between an hour and two hours about 4 or 5 nights a week. Proper all-night /nightwalks/ are rarer.

>not using the internet from the comfort of your neet lair.

*enters thread through secret door behind revolving bookcase*

Alri lads, watcha up to? I'm listening to the Knight Rider soundtrack while washing dishes

nice entrance mr bond
i'm going to wrap a bag of coco coir and take it to a friends for horticultural purposes

Niggas I'm gonna do a water fast too. Haven't eaten since yesterday anyway so I'm going to post here for accountability. Current weight is 93KG at 5'9. Aiming for 75KG.

you know what they say, when the going gets tough the trannies look for the easiest option

*downs a litre of water in 3 seconds*
i do water fast