If you come in this thread then you're gae.
No exceptions.
Except pic related.
If you come in this thread then you're gae
Jackson Brooks
Jordan Roberts
youre gay
Logan Myers
Austin Wilson
haha faggots
Michael Adams
I am not... gay
Jacob Miller
You're one to talk homu. I'm telling Putin to send the secret police.
You're right. You're super gae.
Noah Thomas
why every us flag is gay?
like even nz is straighter than you guys
Austin Cox
Ethan Smith
I'm so fucking ready for this.
!!!!!!OwO!!!!!!
Tyler Davis
posting in a gay thread
Zachary Green
Julian Cruz
I want to do a nice date and setup but I think we're both wanting to be slutty tonight.
Your call qt boi :3
Nicholas Martinez
Why doe?
Jacob Rogers
Let's be slutty tonight
Mason Perry
>even nz is straighter than you guys
What did he mean by this
Camden Turner
because I'm gay too, ehe
Mason Garcia
still more burgers than kiwis and its late night in burgerstan as well
Chase Bailey
D-done!
YOU'RE BOTTOM!
*pushes you onto the edge of the bed*
S-something I've been wanting for a while now is for you to deep throat my cock. I know you can do it.
*run my fingers through your hair*
Maybe you want something else?
*gently brushes your ear with my fingers*
Oh...well welcome! I don't know if you're new to bant but shit man. Kiwis have a great acceptance for being gae it seems.
Are you a qt boi? :3
Ian Harris
*I grunt as I hit the edge of the bed*
I-I've been wondering if I could take it all in >///<
*I lean into your fingers as you brush my ear with them*
Gavin Ward
ah, thanks :3
I only really come on here when cute gayfag links me the threads
and yeah, everyone's pretty accepting over here, it's nice
also, um, I dunnoooo
some people say I am...
Kayden Gray
*I smile as I run my hand down your arm*
All of it huh? I guess it would be a lot to take with such a cute little thing like you. I'm skeptical as well.
Jordan Richardson
There's really only one way to find out
Aaron Ramirez
>I only really come on here when cute gayfag links me the threads
Ohhhh so he's actively sending people to my gae threads to come talk all cute and be adorable huh?
Imma have to punish him for this ^-^
You should come by more often. In spite of what bant says more of them are gay or have the capacity to do gay things than they lead on.
What kind of bois are you into qt?
Aiden Peterson
>Imma have to punish him for this ^-^
p-punish me
Bentley Perry
*I push you onto your back and lift up your skirt*
You know the rules.
*I pull off your panties exposing your dick and rub mine against it*
Yes. You out there bringing more qt's to my threads? How could you?
Jace Foster
I've broken the rules once. It was glorious.
*I grab both our cocks and begin rubbing gently, but vigorously*
>Yes. You out there bringing more qt's to my threads? How could you?
Gotta get them all in one place somehow.
Jace Carter
*gos in the kitchen and starts preparing post-sex tea and snacks for you silly gay boys*
Luke Williams
Careful now, you might get molested while making tea in that outfit.
:^)
Ian Hill
I-I guess so...
I might try to come to these threads more often, I'm pretty shy with new people so I might not post that much
>What kind of bois are you into qt?
um, I dunno, I guess I'd like a nerdy sorta guy I can stay inside with and play vidya n watch anime and stuff
it'd be nice if he was a little taller than me so I could cuddle into his chest and stuff
I dunno, it's kinda embarrassing to talk about
>qt
you're makin me blushhhhh
Henry Richardson
It also caused a lot of havoc. You could always beg mistress. Wouldn't that be cute. You begging to get what you want.
*I bend down to kiss you pressing our cocks between our bodies*
Well well looks like we have another playmate. Dressed like that you'll get more than tea and cakes :3
>it's kinda embarrassing to talk about
Oh but that's the fun in it. You're embarrassed because it makes your heart go doki doki thinking about it. Your casanova is probably here.
Tell me how tall does he need to be qt boi?
Are you a short little 5'10'' manlet?
Bentley Baker
And if Mistress decided to jump in with a strapon? :3
*I wrap my legs around your back and grind harder against your cock, and kiss you passionately*
Jonathan Anderson
*I moan into your mouth as I struggle to wrap my tongue around yours*
Th-then you'd get to h-have both....
Luis Powell
Or I could just watch him get you so hard for his cock that you begging for it and then still not have him give you any
Oliver Green
ehe, I guess you're right, I'm still blushing though
and um, I wouldn't mind even if we were the same height desu
I'm only 5'8" though so most guys are taller than me
Kayden Harris
Lincoln Garcia
I.. im just the chef.
I won't let you involve me in your lewd activities.
ᵖᶩᵘᶝ ᵎᵐ ᶮᵒᵗ ᵍᵃᵞ
Oliver Price
*I wrap my tongue around yours and suck it into my mouth while kissing your lips with mine*
*I moan as my cock leaks precum and acts as lubricant, making our grinding smoother and wetter.
Ryder Cruz
Yes, be sared...i fine the fear in you eyes make you more cute like a deer in the head light of car
Austin Murphy
And the look of defeat in my eyes?
Carter Cooper
>I'm only 5'8"
Oh my god that's fucking adorable. Can you even reach the top shelf in your home?
>I'm still blushing
Yeah because I can see that you're a shy qt boi. It's okay. I think it's really cute. :3
What kind of vidya do you play qt kiwi?
Rejected. Harsh. Oh well I've got this.
*I bite down on your lip*
Mistress has given the order and we have to listen. Oh well I've got other ways.
*I reach underneath the bed to pull out a strap on modeled after my cock*
Do you think you can handle 2 cocks at once?
Are you sure? I don't know where you would have been living this whole time. Are you that sound I hear at night?
>I'm not gay
Mhmm yet here you are.
Matthew Garcia
*A big grin breaks out on my face as you mention taking 2 cocks at once*
I've always wanted to try double penetration
*I nibble on your lip*
Nicholas Stewart
No, defeat not what i want, I want too get you to a ponit were you brack so you can become new. You a semin demon now but with work you could become the king of the semin demon...with a little training
Henry Moore
Hi gaybos
Aaron Diaz
I wonder what you have in mind for the new me after I'm broken.
>You a semin demon now but with work you could become the king of the semin demon...with a little training
The King of the Semen Demons, who's always subservient to Mistress
Jayden Gonzalez
Hi Jelly
Jace Sullivan
>Oh my god that's fucking adorable. Can you even reach the top shelf in your home?
my room is small and I keep all my stuff down low :P
>Yeah because I can see that you're a shy qt boi. It's okay. I think it's really cute. :3
this is only making me blush moreeeee
>What kind of vidya do you play qt kiwi?
I mostly like playin older stuff on emulators, like ps1 and gba era
lately I've been playing some monster hunter on my 3ds though, I'm trying to get back into killing floor too
I haven't been playin vidya that much lately though cause I've been spending most of my time just chatting with people and watching dumb stuff on youtube :3
Ayden Myers
Well I wish this was that.
*I put on the strap on placing the second dick underneath my own*
This is a new spin on an old classic.
*I sit up to pull the hairband out of my hair*
With the way your cock is leaking precum I'd say this will do nicely.
*I push the strapon into your tiny boi pucci our cocks rubbing against each other as I plunge in*
Hnnnnnng.
Lucas Allen
Yes, norime wouls be up steep upbove you. It be more like you two work as partners to get that semin.
Jaxon Martin
Dammit, I hate to blueball you like this, but mother woke up and is freaking pissed about me staying up.
Why?
Why?
Why does it have to be like this?
Jose Diaz
the food is ready
please enjoy
Angel Sullivan
It's okay love. Life happens. I'll see you next time.
*kisses your cheek*
Lincoln Gomez
It okay there all way a tomrrow
Wyatt Turner
Hey jelly. How you been?
>I mostly like playin older stuff on emulators, like ps1 and gba era
So you like retro games? I've noticed a lot of people on here do.
>I've been spending most of my time just chatting with people and watching dumb stuff on youtube
What do you watch? Who do you unironically subscribe to?
>this is only making me blush moreeeee
If you didn't want to be embarrassed you wouldn't have come here silly. I love all the qt bois and show them a lot of love.
It looks delicious user. What's the pairing?
Kevin Baker
Pairing?
Its Tea and Blueberry Scones.
Do you like pewdiepie?
Grayson Robinson
>So you like retro games? I've noticed a lot of people on here do.
yup, the games from my childhood stuck with me and I still have a ton of stuff to go back and finish :3
>What do you watch? Who do you unironically subscribe to?
well, right now I'm just watching king of the hill on yt as background noise
but I like watching speedruns and goofy dudes playing video games
unironically subscribed to yogscast pls no laff
>If you didn't want to be embarrassed you wouldn't have come here silly. I love all the qt bois and show them a lot of love.
w-well, just cause I'm blushin doesn't mean it's a bad feeling...
Angel Roberts
aw :(
sleep tight fren, see ya tomorrow
Eli Smith
What kind of tea?
I don't know I'm not fancy like this. Fuck you want from me? I drink beer and liquor.
*sits down to eat scones*
You know I'm a mormon right? Scones are a big deal.
>pewdiejew
Nah.
Did you ever play Red Alert or command and conquer? Those stuck with me but it seems to have a small player base.
>well, right now I'm just watching king of the hill on yt as background noise
Oh shit. I have all the seasons on my hard drive that I often use for background noise.
>unironically subscribed to yogscast
Who's that? I've only ever heard of the Game Grumps. Not really a youtube dood.
>doesn't mean it's a bad feeling...
Oh so you're saying you want to be lightly bullied by a cute boi? You're such a bottom at least you're a cute bottom. :3
Leo Phillips
>Did you ever play Red Alert or command and conquer? Those stuck with me but it seems to have a small player base.
oh yeahhh, I think you can get those on pc for free now
I was always bad at it though ehe
>Oh shit. I have all the seasons on my hard drive that I often use for background noise.
:D
it's a real good show
>Who's that? I've only ever heard of the Game Grumps. Not really a youtube dood.
british doods play video games, they got famous doing minecraft so they kinda have a reputation that comes with that territory
>Oh so you're saying you want to be lightly bullied by a cute boi? You're such a bottom at least you're a cute bottom. :3
well, um, that doesn't sound so bad...
I'd like it if he gave me cuddles and stuff too though, ehehe :3
Nathan Baker
horrible thread
absolutely horrible
worse than frogposting
Christian Price
why do you hate us russiafren?
William Phillips
normie's gay erp is really bad, it looks like a satire if anything, except its not
and seriously :3 :D
David Jenkins
ah, I don't really have experience with that sorta thing so I dunno, but if they're enjoying themselves it's fine, right?
they're not hurting anybody or anything
also, um, I use those sorts of faces n stuff so I dunno what your problem with em is
sorry if I annoyed ya anyways
Asher Wright
this is a nazbol thread
Nathaniel Wood
Chase Cox
Parker Brooks
i'm sorry, please tell me if i'm paranoid and you're not just messing with me here, seeing smileys on imageboard just looks so wierd
dude, wrong board
Gabriel Lewis
Simple black tea.
I think the sharpness of it works well with certain buttered pastries.
Oliver Powell
you only turn up here to be a homosexual which is irritating
if you literally only want to be a homosexual and not take part in the board you guys should just make a discord server, since it's always the same people
Lincoln Martinez
am not messing with you fren, I don't spend a lot of time on Jow Forums anymore so I guess I probably act a little strangely
I mean, I'd be fine with that, nothin else on this board particularly interests me, no offense
I only come here cause this is where people show up
Juan Wilson
>this is where people show up
Bring it all onto a discord server then, instead of having to look out for these threads which annoy Jow Forums and aren't up all the time anyway
It's always normie, the tripfag, bumstead, some assorted niceposters and I know most of them have discord
Just all jump into a server together
Then again I usually just hide this and can't make you do anything, but I think it's a good suggestion
Jacob Moore
the only trouble would then be that the server link would likely be posted on here anyway, I imagine
I guess hide and ignore is probably the simplest solution for the moment, though
sorry to trouble you fren
William Gray
*Spitefully sucks your dick*
Adam Hughes
>the only trouble would then be that the server link would likely be posted on here anyway, I imagine
Advertising gets deleted, not really an issue
So far the only problem is Normie refuses to get a discord probably for some misguided sense of it being cancer, when he is far worse already then the average person who uses it.
>sorry to trouble you fren
I really hate fake little gestures like that for some reason
Landon Foster
Hey user, post your Discord. Let's have a quality discussion about this situation.
Adrian Morales
No thanks
Landon Brooks
>I really hate fake little gestures like that for some reason
I mean, I really am sorry that these threads upset you
that's not to say I care enough to stop coming here, but it's not an insincere apology at any rate
Dominic Rogers
Upset is too strong a word, nothing here is making upset or lose sleep - I said irritate. Too be honest it's mainly the people that use this one that. You guys are a lot more annoying than the average gayposter.
Michael Wood
well, what makes me more annoying to you than an average gayposter?
also, um, sorry if I'm coming across as a dick or something, it's hard for me to understand this from your side
Ethan Anderson
You have a grating way of posting, and only turn up here to post in threads that 99% of the board hates. And it's kinda sad too since it's not ironic as far as I can tell, unlike most of the gayposting that goes on. I just don't like you or the company you keep.
Anyway I'm done wasting time with this thread.
Nathan Foster
well, if you hate us, you hate us
I still don't understand what it is about my posts you dislike
you say it's sad since it's not ironic, does it bother you that gay people actually exist?
I guess it's pointless to ask if you're done here anyway, so
have a nice day, I guess
Henry Nelson
one old manipulator hipocrit arrogance
dont bother
its time is short
Bentley Phillips
>does it bother you that gay people actually exist?
No, I'm bisexual, I think.
I know how to keep internet separate from real life however.
It'll just make you depressed if you get too involved in it
Brody Gutierrez
>I know how to keep internet separate from real life however.
why can't speaking to people online lead to something more in real life?
Grayson Hernandez
>something related to you and real life
a worthless pair of shoes
worthless cause your feet get fucked anyway
Jacob Davis
It can.
But it usually won't, especially on here.
Going into the reasons why would take a while to formulate and always annoy me with self reflection and revision.
Anyway I just wanted to explain I don't hate gays, so I'm done again.