Bro just try tinder and you will lose your virginity!

>bro just try tinder and you will lose your virginity!

>swipe almost everything right
>have 11 matches from 40 grills
>4 block me instantly
>2 are not respinding anything
>5 said hi and nothing more

Is tinder a meme?

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The sad truth is you're not attractive enough. If you want sex, just get a hooker. My advice is work on yourself and try to meet women IRL

11 matches is more than I ever had. means you're doing something alright. what did you message them in the beginning?

I want not to be alone

Hi or hello. Did I do something wrong?

>Hi or hello. Did I do something wrong?

yes lad. those messages are way too generic. gotta think outside the box. open with something funny and/or a question. remember you're competing with probably 300 other guys. so you got to get creative.

As your first message send "Do you want a regular hello or a cheesy pickup line?"
1. This gets them engaged
2. 99% of the time they'll ask for a pickup line which is a great way to get some laughs
3. It's different enough yet not overly cringe like if they thought you were actually tring to use pickup lines for real

I live in a small town, there are only 60-70 girls on tinder. I already run out of girls to rate.

so I should say hi you are so gorgeous I want to fuck you?

>so I should say hi you are so gorgeous I want to fuck you?
No, did you not read my post?
Use one of these, it's what I use. The point is to make them laugh, while still on the topic of sex

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is this a bait? this feels so cringy for me that I almost throw up thinking about sending this to someone

this is based. thanks dude. saved.

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I've literally used "are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years" and got laid the same day

To OP, don't use these Reddit tier pickup lines.

Sound advice fren, if I ever get desperate enough to get back on Tinder and by some miracle get a match I'll keep this in mind

>ayo gurl they call me snowstorm because I can give you a few inches and really inconvenience your evening

Absolute kek, I'mma need to use that one.

Thanks God I visit Jow Forums today. Saved this image

I think you mean Jow Forums tier

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This is now a pickup line thread

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This is 100% gold, keep me updated.

user doing gods job. Keep uploading please

This image is soo fucking cringe
>ayo girrrl, i heard you was a Gryffinwhore, cos you let every wizard Slytherin
jfc

>This image is soo fucking cringe
Literally the point

epic and kek pilled

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>Hi or hello. Did I do something wrong?
Yes. These girls get tens upon hundreds of messages a day. You need to be creative and send something witty and funny to catch her attention or you're just going to be lost in the shuffle.

Or you could just go to Jow Forumstinder and steal some openers from there.

This.

I bet you opened OP with some bs like 'hi, how are you?' Or 'i like your pic'

You've gotta have something funny and unique.

ah-bloo-bloo

To say that I'm a big lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!

But in all honesty my most favorite movie of all time is hot fuzz. It's fucking hilarious and has in my opinion some of the greatest camera work in the business. I'd put it up their in the top three movies ever made of all time.

Even my priest agrees. New orthodox bro here btw. Currently non practicing but it's so great to get back into the faith after years of being a degenerate agnostoshit. Now if only I could get my cathlocuck parents to stop being pagans!

That reminds me, am I the only one disappointed that stannis Baratheon is actually gone? Oh who am I kidding! Of course not! Sometimes I forget I'm so completely surrounded by intellectuals of mine own caliber This isn't Reddit after all!

And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me

Holy fucking kek, incredibly based.