/r9gay/ - #662

But doctor.. I am coolanon

ive had it happen, sometimes the poopoo just pushes right on the prostate.

aw i wanted to be 7th poster because that's how long my mcdonald's hot dog is

Threadly reminder that loving monogamous relationships between gay men are a fiction.

really want to drink tonight cos on my own and nobody wants anything to do with me. got way too much to think about and really just want to switch off
any other lonely depresso boys drinking tonight?

Because being in a relationship with another male is gay

between straight couples too, statistically

too poor

oh im too poor too. now quite far into debt, don't rly care though. it's the same huge bottle of vodka i've been nursing for months now

I down a bottle of vodka in a couple of days, lucky you

dont tell me this i just got into my first relationship.

Agreed, but one can hope. I will have no copes to subsist on should I accept this ideal's falsehood.

I've been in like 3 relationships now, all ended cos of them and one cos of cheating so.

i probably could but a part of me hates throwing up so i just get drunk enough to not vomit everywhere then try go to sleep

i dont think he would end the relationship. if anything i will get spooked of commitment and end it, but its going really strong rn.

>tfw no bf to play random video game music on piano for
>tfw no bf to go to a playground with in the middle of the night just to swing on the swings and talk
>tfw no bf to otherwise just stay inside with
>tfw no bf

I have many feels and these are some of them thanks

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well, that was the reason for the other two. both scared of commitment. despite me trying to give them everything, so, made me lose my faith really. had a fresh breakup this past couple months and it solidified that things don't work out for me really on the love front (aka the one thing i had left for me)
however - my case isn't your case of course. i'm sure if you're both into each other there's no reason it should magically just end. don't let internet strangers ruin your relationship's integrity

>if anything i will get spooked of commitment and end it
if you already know you're going to do that why are you stringing him along?

oh yeah, i resonate with these.
>tfw no bf to play piano to
>tfw i name my piano pieces as though i'm in relationships
>tfw no bf to go on night walks with and talk about everything
>tfw no bf to sit and listen to the rain with with jazz music playing in the background

It will forever escape me how homosexual normalfags find it so tremendously easy to jump in and out of numerous relationships with so little effort. I've never had a single relationship in my 24 years of life, and I would hardly describe myself as ugly, an opinion reinforced by all those surrounding me.

i dont know, i just have a feeling it might move too fast for me. but ive communicated this to him and he is very understanding.

it's a desperate need for closeness/validation/connection usually. i know that i get attached way too quickly but i also know it won't last. so i usually end up desperately falling in and out of it to try find some happiness but never find it

if you've been single for 24 years you're unattractive, no way around it

Sometimes I'd rather have a friend than a bf. Guess I'm just weird.

you think too much about yourself. doesnt matter if you look good, you gotta be a good guy too.

not necessarily true my current e-bf literally never leaves the house, how could he have had a partner before?

he has went to school at some point right? and if he's not single now what are you even trying to say?

yeah user if you talk to someone and your personalities are compatible then you'll find someone.
if you wanna chat, I'll give you a shot

I've actively rejected countless sexual offers, and tend not to give consideration to those with an extensive past, which automatically excludes 90+% of the homosexual population. Several women have shown obvious romantic interest in me over the course of uni.

he's 25 and has been single his entire life until he met me also he was homeschooled

whenever i make my own pieces it's always as a form of emotional release, and then when i'm done i forget how to play them by the next week :(

No need to lie on an anonymous imageboard, user

Those are highly specific and unusual circumstances though. Is he ugly?

I'm literally autistic and quite unapproachable by extension, most likely in part because my interests are specific and tedious.

same, pretty much. i can't write or read sheet music, so most things are done via improv. i record them in MIDI though and if i feel like it i'll go back and relearn something i like the sound of and develop it. funny we're talking about piano cos i just managed to finish my first album after 5 years of painstakingly putting it together. no idea if it'd be released properly though, nobody would probably listen to it lol

Are you implying that homosexuals have high standards? I never claimed to be particularly handsome, but I certainly wouldn't consider myself ugly, as evidenced by my experiences thus far. I would rank myself no higher than 6/10.

still, I'll give you a shot. just post your discord, or I'll post mine.

I'm stating that attractive people aren't single for 24 years

Where are you from, first of all? There wouldn't be much of a point if you do not live in the same continent as I.

i'd listen to it user! provided it was in an accessible format obv

Am I the only one who thinks autistic guys are really cute? Every time they drop their spaghetti I just want to hug them and comfort them. Every time they sperg out over something dumb I just want to hold them tight and tell them everything's going to be ok.

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>tfw no excessive cuddling bf to spend the day with in each other's embrace
why live?

I think you mean awkward guys, autistic guys aren't at all what you imagine.

I am afraid I might be a closet case because I am not interested in having sex with women even though I think they are more pleasent to look at than men. I don't want to have the gay virus. Is there a cure for this shit?

You evidently don't know me. It is generally true that unattractive individuals tend to stay single in higher numbers, but aspects like autism, mental state and rigid personal standards should be factored into the equation.

Oh don't worry, I can tell you're highly autistic.

No. I know exactly what they're like, I was madly in love with one, but their autism is why we could never have a full relationship. They were too autistic. They weren't able to reciprocate love or handle emotions well at all. But I loved them to pieces anyway. Them not being "gay" probably didn't help either but it didn't matter because they weren't able to love no matter their opinion of penises..

we can still love online user!
I'm in america.

Your assertions thus far have been little more entirely baseless attempts at ridicule.

i'll try find a good recording. i fuck up halfway most of the time and i give up for the night lol, but i'll see

I'm eastern European. I feel that the time difference would complicate things greatly.

Call it what you want, I'm just a bored user, convincing mentally ill people of things they're wrong about is not my job

nono! I have friends from all around the world!

Convincing yourself, rather. I fail to see what you're hoping to achieve.

>go play ape x legends for 1 hour
>60 posts
wow you guys have too much free time
also i drank a beer and now im drunk

And what exactly would I need to convince myself about? I'm 20 and have been in multiple relationships. My attractive friends date and my ugly friends don't, it's that simple.

Why are you browsing this thread in the first place? Your pathetic attempts to undermine me reek of need for validation.

What beer user?

ape legends < supra monkey ball

Why? I'm gay.
No need to project okay?

cheap one with tequile flavor
>supra monkey ball
sadly didnt play this game yet

Jow Forums caters to a particular demographic. That you found yourself in this board is by itself proof enough that you share many characteristics associated with robots. That you desperately attempt to distinguish yourself from this demographic while posting in it reeks of insecurity.

>more projection
Yikes!

>tfw no bf to kill myself for
i hate this

I'm reading this post in the voice of a sassy 16 year old blonde girl.

>omg you guys need to like, get a life
>i drank ONE beer omg i'm like SO *DRUNK*~~

>That you desperately attempt to distinguish yourself from this demographic while posting in it reeks of insecurity.
Or that robots just hate normalfags lol. Owned.

>more baseless ad hominem
Your inability to respond is eye piercingly obvious to all.

>omg you guys need to like, get a life
didnt mean that, just kind of weird people spend so much time here when it only makes you feel sad
i try to spend less time here if i can

It's not ad hominem, learn your terms.

He declares himself a sexually successful normalfag. I cannot see why an individual such as him would find this board appealing unless he feels the need to validate himself through the failures of those less fortunate.

it's a good game! i remember playing in on gamecube sitting on the floor in front of my tv when i was a kid

found one but i fucked up a ton in it. oh well.
clyp.it/b04t3uvc?token=92ffefc5a8d78af58110ab933deb369c

You discarded my rational claim by stating that I'm somehow projecting in order to ridicule and undermine me. You offered no arguments to support this statement.

do you mean donkeeeey kong??

this might be sudden user but can you please marry me

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sure, i have nothing left anyway

no! super monkey ball!!!

You're projecting the idea that I care and would therefore look for validation on an anonymous imageboard by "insulting" some 24yo autist virgin. There are tons of normies here, I wouldn't include myself as one of them but I'm not a defeatist loser either. This board's biggest demographic may be people like that but they do not make up the majority of it, go look through the catalog and you'll see that.

that's not true! you have piano and now you have me too!

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holy frick frick monkeys!

In simpler terms, your post can be understood to imply that the circumstances I accuse you of apply to my own life.

">more projection
Yikes!"

In other words, you accused me of being insecure and attempting to distinguish myself from the robot demographic. You attacked my character, as I did your's, with the difference being that you offered no semblance of rational foundation upon which you could base your claim.

haha but the piano is just a distraction and a hobby. definitely not a reason to live. people see it as like this thing i do that clearly explains away any need or want to die. but not really, can't play piano constantly.

i just play in places until someone goes 'that's nice' and i go thanks and then repeat. the little bits of kindness from random people keep me going really

m o k e y
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I cannot see the appeal this board holds for you if
is untrue. Perhaps you could enlighten me

ohhh you meant reasons to live. idk i'm still looking for mine as well. but it'd be a disservice to my future bf to kill myself before meeting him!

>tfw no Brazilian furry bf

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I doubt that you would find much interest in me, but I sincerely appreciate the gesture.

what a monkey bully!

i mean i only have 6 years left anyway until i kick the bucket so, they better show up soon

It's just a board bro, some threads are interesting and this general is usually comfy. Stop overthinking it.

Hey, I came in here before.

Im the short feminine guy who keeps getting pumped and dumped on grindr thinking that the guys actually mean something become apparently I'm retarded.

I tried your advice and tried going on dates with people that my brother sets me up with but they seem to just be fetishizing me and only want fun. I found one guy who was crazy nice but his parents were very hateful towards him (he's a black guy with a traditionally christian home). I want to keep seeing him but his cousin always messes with me and scares me.

I hate life.

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>coalburner
I hope you get raped and killed by a gang of niggers