/britfeel/

Let me in your window edition

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>mfw fuck this shit

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wtf, where is everyone? lads?

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way too early but cooll

please stop talking about me in a sexual manner:(
i have qualities you know
why cant you post stuff like
>tfw you'll never play in a band with cola
or
>tfw you'll never strike a football against cola's face from close range

Should really fix my sleeping pattern tonight but I don't feel that tired. Might fuck about in VR later.

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You posted a bunch of naked selfies and shit, what do you expect?
I had a dream about you, Mayuri and a few other meetup twats.

My wish is to kick a football into Cola's face with such force that it embeds the ball into Cola's face which would wrap AROUND the ball, much like how it would appear in say a Beano comic.

*steps out of the shadows*
*waves*
*steps back into the shadows*

Are you still shagging that edgbaston lad?

god id love to fuck lucy worsely

Wahey, hate running out. Got some decent thc vape stuff though. All the way from yanksville so they're nice and potent

Borderlands 2, fren

Is there anything better than pizza and TV in bed(non-propaganda TV)? I did it the other day and it was lively. Still think the bed should be kept for sleeping or special occasions though. Slobs are the ones that use the bed like a sofa.

Was in Heston/penryn yesterday

but we sort of are, though

my scottish friend never showed up again, i guess its time to forget about him huh ? just another internet dude don't know why i acted this way posting about him on this general

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Going to do some masturbatory exercises

Cola letting business which can stay on Discord seep out, much like a homosexual male's sperm seeps out of his anus

>non-propaganda TV
thanks for clarifying cool dude

Dr Alice Roberts for me
Y U M M Y

Nice place, actually.

>giving your money to pakis

Sort it out lad

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Eating a white chocolate cookie grenade carb killa bar in Morrisons car park on the afternoon of 27th March 2019

i feel like shit i wish i had cuddles and wasnt so shit

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that's just how old women look

Dark web? I need to get some myself as my dealer left):

Wanna be my boyfriend instead lad? I'm not gay though

Even though it looks so unutterably shite I won't name nor watch it, fair play to Channel 4 for putting a film on overnight when it's nowhere near Xmas. Miss when ITV and BBC One would do this.
Watching Big Trouble in Little China as a kid at 4am on ITV has stayed with me for years.

>tfw you will never eat a nice meal cooked by cola then watch game of thrones or something on cola's tiny telly

love that film
want to rewatch it before the remake

Nope. Work locker room. There's a lad who's cousin owns a vape shop and he gets them sent over

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*does a gay*
*goes away*

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>tfw you will never play football with cola at the park

kek wtf I cant believe you posted this lmao praise kek

>tfw you will never hijack a nuclear submarine with cola and paint it yellow

flatmates are out of town tonight lads. feels kind of weird being the only one here, kind of boring. what are you guys up to tonight ?

I have one housemate who never fucking leaves my house. Wish he did because I've never had the house to myself yet.

mad to think Cola has literally had multiple penises up his arse

Anyone elses legs just ache constantly? no matter what I cant get rid of the fucking dull pain feeling

4 things on tv to watch so keep switching channels every 10 seconds and now not really enjoying any of then.

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Just opened my third bag of mini cheddars in the last half hour. Fuck me they are nice.

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thats a potential symptom of liver dysfunction

>tfw you have rode in the backseat of a car with another pathetic discord tranny orbiter and a fish faced bloke called Alison

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When I feel like that, I open up Arconai and watch a 24/7 stream of a show like Cops or Futurama or whatever I'm in the mood for. Better to watch lots of one show I do like than many shows I don't.

>orbiting a tranny

i hope god smites me down if i ever get this low

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Just got back from sprinting up and down the canal while wearing a balaclava. Made sure to run at anyone I saw at full pace. Two people jumped screaming into the canal and then some manlet chinned me and nearly knocked me out. Best /nightwalk/ I've had for a while.

Cola literally has gay bowel syndrome.

just being a drunk piece of shit tbqh

The face of a lad that's shagged a fellow lad in the arse.

The robot just told me off for saying this, but fellas I gotta say it right here right now: I fucking hate women

One up the bum, no 'arm done.

Well no he hasn't actually. Both him and Weatherfu got ghosted by a tranny slag who puts out for nearly everyone.

Imagine being that pathetic. Doesn't bare thinking about, does it?

They're good, I just worry about the chemicals in them desu.

Poley will let you sling one up him if you're that desperate btw

In fact maybe I just hate myself. 24 and still a kv. Fucking kill me I hate being an autistic fuck

I can't have sex even though I want to btw, Don't know if that matters

Dunno man, I just wanna Sam Hyde everyone, fuck it

have you finna tried being your ding dong dilly self?

What's your story laddd?? How come?

All I'm saying is, I fucking love Trump guys :')

Good fucking meme, I've been myself for the past 24 fucking years, Jesus Christ I fucking hate people

Just had a nice orgasm, whatever about that brexit bollocks I ain't paying attention

I'm so pathetic. Just sat here hunched over forcing cider down my neck even though I feel like shit

have you tried being a much better version of yourself and hidding all your flaws until its too late?

Yeah literally tried that for the past 3 year's. It's got me nowhere and feeling like a fraud. Trying to fit in with normies has me feeling fake and ultimately rejected. Being myself has me isolated and rejected. Fucking great

It took three months but I finally played vidya with my Chilean internet friend. All is right in the world.

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sounds comfy lad hope it was a good game

I dont know then. I've no advice because I'm a fuck up myself. Maybe become a bank robber or sell sunbeds in Malta.

Well they split Brexit into a bunch of advisory votes and none of them passed so there's just disarray but no deal got totally smashed which is the Jow Forums-preferred Brexit so that's very very unlikely to happen but who knows because anything can happen like a general election now seems a cert which is just mad really in the grand scheme of things it
looks almost like they've lost sight of the political norms

Why is Bloodborne so good lads

Literally 'lol we dunno just stall for time'

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Be easier to just end it after my family pass away.

Could be decades, what til then?

>have 2 years to plan for Brexit
>instead of planning for Brexit mummy May just dosses around

>so that's very very unlikely to happen
since they rejected every possible deal and only pushed back the leaving date a couple of weeks it would take a lot of cross party negotiation to agree on any sort of deal. Since all the parties hate themselves and each other that will be difficult at best

oh also they rejected a 2nd ref or withdrawing article 50

Yeah I'd rather live through the pain than subject my family to the suffering caused by a suicide

It was all memes, 4channers don't live in the real world at all

onto the whiskey now laddos

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Bust my nose from sneezing and i've not even been snorting shit

any of you lads ever have your jaw click while chewing? its very annoying

Fucking ps4 is acting up lads it's doing my nut in.

>hdmi connection recognizes my telly but won't show on it
>safe mode won't even show
I have had this problem before when I connected it to my nephew telly, which it didn't work but for some reason it won't work on mine and I've forgotten how to fix it.

another comfy night ruined

yeah, look straight up and open and close your mouth while focusing on trying to stretch your throat

Have a search up of "Scarlett Johansson cleavage" on google images. Been wanking away for hours.

Do you hate me for being a Devonshire lad?
I put the cream on the scone first.

>that one lad obsessed with wallace and gromit
Proper britfeel lad tbqh. You can just tell he is definitely autistic

look her up on r/JOIP

I only get off to porn sadly