Women are tougher than men. Try giving birth! You couldn't handle it!

women have periods and childbirth to deal with and take. men are *supposed* to have bears and mammoths to deal with and fight

but it's the modern age and childbirth remains but bears are hunted and mammoths are extinct

so no

As some comedian once said:
A woman can go through the pain of childbirth, and a few months later she'll say "I want another child". A man can get kicked in the balls and he will never want to get kicked in the balls again.

>he doesnt know about masochism
Btw kicking balls doesnt produce children or cars or anything really

It's not really about not feeling pain, It's about feeling pain and not crying like a bitch after

so i support men

wtf does getting kicked in the balls get you? Childbirth gets you a child, so a woman may want it again, but kicked in the balls?

kinky

Men in those war movies always cry like bitches when they get shot

Then why don't women have to sign for the draft. Why do they get to escape first on an evacuation? Why are men expect to die for women

>muh birthpains

Females who had kidney stones tend to say a childbirth is hardly broken nail in comparison to passing one of those, so it is simply females trying to make themselves interesting.

Hauling yourself as a bloated balloon for months got to suck but still, get over it bitches. You fucking asked to have one.

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Pretty sure men are more likely to use/abuse opioids kek

Like much more likely

Isn't it FREAKY how men built literally everything?

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>Anyone else think this is 100% horseshit? Anyone else think that, if men could give birth, we would absolutely crush it?

youtube.com/watch?v=WlU2lmzzpxQ

fucking lmao

This. Anyone who doesnt build houses is a stupid bitch

why are you linking such an obviously fake video

If childbirth was as painful as women like to make it seem, no woman would choose to give birth a second time. And yet, they do.

That is pure bs. Women have so many hormones up at that time, that its basically a joke.
You need to understand one simple thing:
Pain is relative. You can just ignore pain or thrive on it. Its just a signal in your brain. Even if birth were to trigger all of those pain receptors, the perception in the brain is going to be harmless.

Or to put it another way: no woman ever got ptsd from that. And it is over in less than a day. So what could possibly be the big deal?
Its simply a scam that women say in order to make themselves seem tough.

Pregnancy is something you choose to do out of your own volition. Why do women complain about something they willingly decided to do? And why do they expect to be praised for it? God, women are so fucking stupid.

A lot of women literally rip their pussy open while giving birth

>no woman ever got ptsd from that. And it is over in less than a day. So what could possibly be the big deal?
hahahahahaha you faggot
countless women have died in childbirth
ruptures are still common and sepsis is only prevented due to modern antibiotics
abdominal hernias are routine
I'm not saying pregnancy is the worst thing, obviously the pain is worth it to have kids in women's opinion, but damn you're stupid.

>most men choose to work but complain about their job
i guess we live in a society

Maternal morality is ridiculously low nowadays. That's another dumbass stat, that mother's die during childbirth, women like to tout up.

no shit mr holmes, but until the 1800s 1/3 of all women died in childbirth, and it was really common to have bad complications, hence me pointing out that your statement was retarded.
>>no woman ever got ptsd from that. And it is over in less than a day. So what could possibly be the big deal?

I know a woman who has 4 children, 3 vaginally 1 c-section. She has also passed 2-3 kidney stones. She said she'd have all 4 kids again over another 6mm kidney stone. (I also had a 6mm stone so we were bonding over this). She said "congratulations you could definitely push a kid out."

you don't know me, kiddo

If men and women switched genitalia they'd complain about getting kicked in the balls all the time. They just like to bitch

Even tho OPs a dude, and obv baiting people, he is somewhat right lol. Unless you've endured the pain of giving birth, stop calling women "whores" or "sluts" and ah yeah, "bitches."

It's a turn off. Worst of all, it's degrading.

straight fax

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>What prompted this rant?

I think its bullshit because kidney stones are far worse and women who've experienced both and are actually honest will admit it. Imagine pushing a bowling ball through a bendy straw over the course of weeks.

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probably autism
originally

>Anyone else think that, if men could give birth, we would absolutely crush it?

Actually come to think of it... Yes, yes we would. We're used to enduring thankless pain all the time. Birth is like the only physical pain she ever goes through, as a man you destroy yourself on the job or in life every day.

>I have never, NEVER seen a woman suppress pain in the same manner as a man.

Yeah I know, I work in a tough job and you should see how girls act when they get hurt vs guys. Girls immediately overreact and do anything to turn it into a reason to get sent home or not work the rest of the shift, guys shrug it off.

But the guys are called pussies when they have struggles with the physical demands of the job and the girls never are, it's bullshit. But going back to giving birth that would probably happen too, guys would over compete on who can handle birth without showing signs of pain.

try keeping a woman in her period happy--- or while she's through her hormone shit

So? At that time you had the same chance to die when you had the flu. And people had like 7 children on average - who all died.

What kind of argument is that even?
The only thing you prove with it is that giving birth is as bad as having the flu because you have a relatively high chance to die without modern medicine.

Oh is that how it is?
Well, its not that bad. Fuck off.
Also, why are you too stupid to understand my argument?
If something is dangerous its not the same thing as painful. Like, driving a motorcycle is dangerous for example. Or better you can also say sex is dangerous because you COULD get an STD and die. So its like sex? Hahahahaha typical roastie

Giving birth is the only pain women can't talk themselves out of so naturally they parrot it.

>men go to war
>try to handle the pain getting shot

Fucking moron OP

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Women can resist more pain because their brains are smaller meaning that they are actually experiencing less pain than men.

Such an accomplishment to be proud of desu.

And the balls and cock torture entusiasts?

There's some trannies on this board that can shove a horse dildo inside his ass, they can poop a baby easily.

Because they're about to die.....

that's not how it works, user. Nothing you feel or think depends on the size of your brain.

Ok, so an ant thinks and feels as much as you? THAT is what you are claiming. If I look at how you talk it seems about right for you tbqh

Through simple mechanics childbirth is something nobody should able to handle. It's physically completely fucked up and proof that the human race is the result of vicious natural selection rather than benevolent creation. Women don't "handle" childbirth, they suffer through it, they shit piss cry scream pass out and hallucinate because it's beyond agony. The only bright side is the brain kicks in some heavy chems that make them forget half the shit instantly. The whole experience mercifully becomes a dream.

So no, women shouldn't be bragging that they can handle childbirth, they can't. They have to do it or our race dies. But you couldn't handle it either, you tremendous faggot, so respect it for what it is and be grateful you got the lucky side of the coinflip.

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If you had a kidney stone (which males get more frequently than females), you could easily handle giving birth

>Anyone else think that, if men could give birth, we would absolutely crush it?
yes, we would. women are pathetic, what else is new?

>Im pretty sure its proven that women have better pain tolerance in some cases, but for the most part theres no difference.
you're pretty fucking wrong is what you are. men have superior pain tolerance.