Fortunes! Ask me anything, and I will tell your your future

Readings are open, everyone!

More like I'm gonna need 7 massive cups to hold all the money I'm gonna make!
;-;

I can always ask what career you would do best in. *hugs*

would sophie turner ever go for me??

Probably not, my guy. She's an actress and I think they usually date inside their own realm

will it ever end tarot cat

Please be more specific. Do you mean pain, life, ect..?

will i be satisfied with the supernatural series finale owo

Will Alexa ever love me?

what did my oneitis think about me in the past? when I saw him often, and did he love me

you know what I mean tarot cat, we're all here for the same reason.

Will I ever stop being dissatisfied with everything?

Wheel of Fortune, so I'm going to say likely yes.
IX of Pentacles: wealth, luxury, self-sufficiency
The Moon: illusions, confusion
I am going to say likely no
King of Cups: emotionally stable, mature, compassionate
They saw you as those things above.
Did he love you? -
The Hermit: solitude, self-reflection
No, or if they did, they would not tell you
I do not do death readings if that is what you are asking
VI of Cups: childhood/children, the past, childhood home, childlike innocence/joy
Yes, but you are going to need to look at the past in order to become content with the future

Hi tarot user, im worried about society collapsing in the future, any insight into my future or advice on what i should do?

how will i die? og

Because I do not do far future, I did a spread for how your year is going to look:
Queen of Cups: nurturing, compassion, caring, intuition, flow of emotions/going with the flow
I think you're going to be fine, don't worry so much.
Advice on what to do this year -
II of Pentacles: balance between emotions, balance between social life vs personal life, prioritizing issues, be able to adapt
You need to balance everything out, learn how to manage time better and how to prioritize things better, as well as balance emotions and life in general
Once again, I do not answer these kind of questions, sorry

Will I ever develop good discipline and work ethic? Following that, will I ever really mature into a real adult?

How about asking instead, how you can develop a good discipline and work ethic?

Should I recite the last part of my skit?

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Will I ever meet my waifu in real life? As if she becomes real.

What are the chances every single one of your fortunes is complete bullshit unbacked by any statistical evidence?

VII of Wands: challenge, competition, perseverance
You might have a somewhat hard time but it sounds like a 'might as well try'
i doubt your waifu will become real, sorry

I figured you'd say that. I know how, and I'm trying my very best. How about my other question?

As a person who believes in fortune telling, I will say I've had a lot of success with these. However, as someone who believes in science as well, it could easily be a bunch of bs, but I would like to think otherwise. Learn to live a little, and have some fun once and awhile

will I ever be something of value to the world in this life?

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Will I ever be able to truly express myself?

If you know how, then I won't ask the cards. But your other question, I'll ask.
X of Cups: harmony, bliss, divine love
I'm going to say yes
You already bring value to the world. You just need to find it. Why not ask instead what your value is to this world/how to bring out your full potential/ect?
II of Cups: partnership, unification
Yes, but it will be easiest for you within a partnership, whether romantic or business oriented

Are traps gay and when will that lili shit finaly become iligal.

Don't need Tarot for that

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Sure it may be fun but you know sometimes you don't want to coerce people or give them a wrong message. I'd keep a spreadsheet going if i were you.

will i be successful with a job i enjoy?

will i ever be loved romantically by the person i love?

hi tarot friend!

today I inquire if I should just wait for gf, or get a hooker.

have a good night and keep doing u familiga.

have this pic of a black jojo reference.

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harmony, bliss, divine love
Well that's encouraging. Thank you OP

Just be honest, no sugar coating
Is it ever going to get better?
Do I have a reason to keep going?

Will I be successful in improving my life user?

It's not my responsibility if someone is unable to think critically. If I were selling, I would have to say by law that it is for entertainment purposes, however since you nor has anyone yet paid for my services, as I do them here for free, I do not need that disclaimer at the moment.

>Why not ask instead what your value is to this world/how to bring out your full potential/ect?
alright, what is my value to this world

is randy gay??

Hello. This is interesting. My name is J girlfriends is T. Will moving in together be fruitful? Will we have many accomplishments and wealth in the future?

Its the one thing I won't be able to stop worrying about unfortunately, also i dont think I'll be able to balance anything this year, but thanks for the reading

Should I try to live in the world, or go with total rejection?

Success w/ job? -
Knight of Swords: ambitious, action-oriented, driven, fast thoughts
Yes, it's very possible, HOWEVER, you will need to make a plan as while it's great to be ambitious, if you only have a goal and no plan to get there, it is very easy that you could fail
V of Pentacles. No, sorry
Hooker or gf? -
King of Wands: authority, long-term success, grand visions
IX of Wands: getting back up after failing, persistence, courage, test of faith
I think it is saying to wait
Good luck
Is it ever going to get better?
Queen of Pentacles: nurturing, practicality, hard-working parent
Yes, it will.
Reason to keep going -
VIII of Pentacles: skills, mastery, apprenticeship
It seems like you have work to do, in both cards, whether it be as a parental figure or as an apprentice/someone who is honing their skills.
I wish you the best of luck
Justice. I am going to say likely yes, if you have been in the wrong, then you will have your justice/life improved. If you WERE the reason of wrongness, then you will have justice served to you, if this makes sense.

will I ever find a local boyfriend and get out of this reclusive and destructive lifestyle op?

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Reader-Sama! I'm from the last thread and asked if it would be worth it to try again with a certain boy and things went pretty well!! He said that he'd like to try it again and talk more! So, yeah, everything is great so far and I owe a lot of it to you. Thank you so much, Reader-Sama!!

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Will I ever be forgiven for how inconsiderate I acted years ago in school? I feel immense guilt and a sense of persecution that's well deserved and I hope things get better.

What career will I be pursuing? Also will I ever see the one I like again?

Your value or purpose -
The Fool: new beginnings/opportunities, naitivity, innocence, free spirit
You have a free spirit, perhaps a bit naive or innocent, with lots of potential. It is asking you to take leaps of faith even when you feel you are not ready, as you have opportunities waiting for you
IV of Wands: home, celebration, harmony
Yes, it will be fruitful for you and T.
VIII of Wands: swiftness, quick-paced
Yes, I think very quickly you both will.
Please let me know how it goes in the future. Feedback is important so I can improve my readings
Wheel of Fortune: change, karma (good)
III of Cups: friendship, celebration
Live in the world
IX of Cups: success, contentment, wish granted
I am going to say this is a yes you will get out of your current lifestyle and find a bf
Congratulations. I hope everything goes well for you

Will my life ever stop sucking

I can't think of any opprotunities out there for me right now but I'll keep that in mind I suppose
Figures I would get the fool

hey magic man, how am i going?

III of Pentacles: teamwork, bringing your skills to the table
VIII of Pentacles: skills, mastery, apprenticeship
I am thinking yes, but it is going to have to be a team effort in order to make it happen. You will have to bring your own set of skills in order to be forgiven
Hmm, interesting spread.
The Sun: joy, harmony, warmth
Page of Wands: inspiration, ideas, limitless potential / free spirit
V of Wands: argument, debate, fighting, competition, diversity
The first way is you will work somewhere warm (could be literal or emotional, like "happiness warmth"), where you spitball ideas and are inspired, but there may be arguments or debate over ideas/lots of competition in the market, or will be working with a very diverse group of people
II of Swords: indecision, uncertainty, not sure how to proceed forward
The Hierophant: spiritual wisdom, religion, tradition
Yes, it will, but either you will be stuck with a decision that will lead to some sort of spiritual enlightenment, or if you have an issue that you need to solve, you need to look in tradition and in religion in order to help you.
You got this, man. I believe in you.
Death: change, transformation
In your near future, there is going to be a transformation or big change awaiting you.
I asked what the change was about, and it said:
II of Cups: partnership, unification
Either you will find a business partner/romantic partner, lose one, or overall have some big change in regards to that.
Hmu in the future and give me feedback on what happens. It helps me improve my readings greatly

how would i hit you up? on a future post?

Email me at [email protected] or let me know on a future thread

i will actually ddoo this, i swear on it magicbroo

Ok, thanks, I appreciate it a lot, nonmagicbro

Is pulling away from her the right idea? The alternative being to press on with my affections.

Thanks a lots tarot user,, but how about that second part too plz

Will I finally and originally die this year?

will i kill myself sometime within this year ?

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If you pull away -
Knight of Wands: energy, passion, impulsiveness
The World: completion, success, travel
If you continue -
Ace of Pentacles: new financial career/opportunity, manifestation, abundance
Queen of Cups: nurturing, compassion, emotional stability
Hm, interesting. Personally I would continue on, as I see these cards.
Can you repeat the question and I'll answer the second part
I do not answer these types of questions!!!!

Is persona 5 coming to the switch?

Does K like me back?

I have one more question for the time being, Reader-Sama. How will I be doing financially this year? Will I be able to get an actual job anytime soon?

I'm not entirely sure how specific I need to be with this but we'll just keep it vague for now

Will I talk to them again?

No prob. Will I ever see the one I like again..maybe during the span of 4 yrs

>Ask me anything
Wow, what a scam! As if I expected anything else from a "fortune-teller".

O wise card reader, I am in need of your divination. Will I ever attain mystical knowledge and utilize it to obtain great wizardly powers?

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Stop being a faggot and jump off a building if you want to know if you'll kill yourself.

Does he ever think of me anymore?

One for a friend: will he drift apart or remain close to his friends

For curious me: how will my relationships go in the next two years

ATTENTION EVERYONE
Someone reported me so I will not be able to respond for 14 minutes or so. You will get this message when the 14 minutes are up
I do not answer these kinds of questions, sorry.
:- / Srs inquiries please
VII of Cups & IX of Swords. Very strong no
Financially this year -
II of Swords: indecision, uncertainty, difficult choices
Not so great
Job? -
IV of Cups: apathy, rejection, meditiation, unsatisfaction
No, you prob won't get a job any time soon, or if you do, you will be unsatisfied. Or you will push any opportunity away
The more specific you are, the better I am able to give you correct readings, however what you wrote works just fine
X of Pentacles: wealth, financial success, family, long term success
If it has to do with inheriting wealth or family, this is a very strong yes, but in general this card is a yes card, so I am saying it is likely
I said you can ask anything, not that I would answer everything
Next 4 Years, One you Like:
The Moon: illusions, anxiety
The Emperor: authority, establishment, father figure
I am going to say it's possible, but unlikely
Are you being srs or joking
Please be kind to those suffering with mental illness
V of Cups: loss, regret, failure
It's possible they regret losing you, or see you as a loss, yes.
Friend -
Somewhere in the middle. He may drift apart from them but re-try to connect with them to his own failure and illusions. So, sort of. He will try to maintain contact but not do so great in it
Next 2 Years:
The Star & Knight of Cups. Keep faith, strong in hope and spirituality, as well as you may receive good news or some kind of romance in your future.

I AM CLOSING READINGS NOW. READINGS ARE CLOSED!

FUCK
Guess my future is to miss these every time

Thank you Tarot user. The idea of "completion" has a pretty positive tone in my head, although nurturing stability is alluring...
Its just hard because she gets hot and cold, and that means things between us can be really precious or really hurtful. We aren't even in a romantic relationship. Could you do a reading on if it will go anywhere? I don't want to keep being dragged along if it just means these ups and downs forever.

Thanks tarot user. That gave me some reassurance

Thank you, again, Reader-Sama. I'll make sure to keep this in mind and make a better future for myself.

You can buy a reading or you will have to wait until next thread
Next thread will be tomorrow, ask then, or buy a reading pls
Good luck both of you

Thanks tarot user, the people I was referring to were past friends that were like family to me but we had a falling out. Nothing related to financial gain.

Will I be what I would consider being a success or will I die alone in 5 years

Any hope/signs of things getting better for me or the same shit like the past 4 years?

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>readings are closed
ghey
w.e. i ching is better than tarot anyway
time to throw some sticks

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What does my near future look like?

Will my MP5 jam when I am shooting up the EU parlament?

Will I die in April?

What is the biggest changes will happen in my life?

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lel I drew a three card spread on you
your main card is upside-down judgement
FUCKING LEL

Do you believe in Jesus, card reader?

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>tries to do a snarky reading
>it actually supplements my own findings
thanks bud

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what is that faggot tree?