According to wikipedia men have smaller testicles nowadays than in the past. That sucks

According to wikipedia men have smaller testicles nowadays than in the past. That sucks.

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It's because they are turning the frogs gay.

It's because men are being born with low test due to chemicals in our water

Or the genes for larger testicles are being selected out.

Christ user finish high school before you can post here. Testosterone production doesn't kick up until puberty... that's actually what puberty is, your hormone production increases to jump-start your secondary sex characteristics and production of gametes.

so they fucking measured testicles from 16000 years ago till now and figured this out?

it's a good sign. testicle size scales with sperm volume and high sperm volume is a sexual strategy in that you try to pump as much inside stacy as possible and drown out competition. Pre girls getting rights in society and the sexual revolution, society was stopping sexual promiscuity to some extent and big nutz weren't selected for, hence the shrinking.
Expect it to start rising again now society has broken down.

yes or just look at your common ancestors monkeys and they have way bigger balls then us

also more sexually promiscuous primates have big nutz and ones that pairbond have smaller ones

and way smaller dicks. so cant be true. obviously big dicks > big nutz

they aren't way smaller some monkeys have bigger dicks then humans

maybe some monkeys have bigger dicks v body size but humans have bigger dicks than any primate. including 800 pound gorillas

This is actually likely true. If you compare the testicle size of the average prison inmate to that of the average engineer or researcher I think you would see a large and definitive difference.

dick size selection might have to do with humans beign one of the few species that get enjoyment from segs
balls matter more from a between male competition perspective, dick size doesnt aid sperm delivery that much. also relative vaginal depth to penis size ratio matters more than the nominal values of both

Smaller testicles? You mean there are many with no balls at all and more that want them removed and more that don't want to use them to breed with a woman.

Our dicks don't need to be big thought it serves no purpose. ball size is what defines your fertility

It's plastic not the water

it's feminism girls would rather mate with a low test twink then a manly man with big balls

actually retarded. That's why all incels are big burly men am I right

it's both. girls take massive amounts of birth control pills, which is pure estrogen, they pee it out and it finds it way into the water supply.

This is only applicable to western European, American and Canadian Caucasian males

I mean 100 years ago a women was more likely to marry a strong man cause she actually needed a protector but nowadays all women care about is money so they reproduce with rich guys

yea bro rich guys are impregnating 99% of the female population. Use your fucking brain

its because women instinctually want what is needed. you have nothing to protect women from with your high amounts of testosterone. pouring hours into muscles when your fragile human body can't even stop a bullet.

I'd also like to point out that HGH is increased from stress. The body only compensates for what is necessary. We aren't living in constant states of war and violence. We don't have to fight for food or women or our homes anymore, so the body doesn't have to give a shit. It can focus on the things that are important to us now, like intelligence and peace keeping and all that shit. Men that have nothing to offer but their bodies are used for heavy lifting and manual labor jobs. This is truly the era of the beta males, lads.

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They are.... let me guess your dad had a job?

Who else /giantsack/ here? I'm 36 and already I can't take a shit without my balls dipping in it.

>According to wikipedia
Anyone got the actual citation?

sure other things like intelligence are important but our balls mean everything they are how we reproduce and keep our species alive. I don't think it's a good thing we are getting less fertile -_-

You are the ballslut discord girl, right? Would you gently suck my nuts, fembot?

Yeah, I was reading an article the other day about a newly discovered subspecies of chimps in northern africa that apparently have dicks bigger than the dicks of a considerable portion of the population.
LIKE YOURS BITCH NIGGA

I don't think it's a big deal. My nuts are huge but I'm still a betasoyboy.

[X] doubt

On a brighter note, tits are getting bigger :)

What about a low test twink with big balls?

>having a job = rich

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If you have a job in america even if it's at burger king youre richer then 90% of the world

This is such a dumb fucking argument. What happened to this board? Why is it full of brainlets

another gay thread wohoo

Youre the one who thinks it's ok that men's balls and fertility is shrinking.

>What is the cost of living?

People with IQs of 100 arent technically stupid

I blame the homosexual infestation since they have fecal matter in their bloodstream due to anal sex, the fecal matter goes to their head and they become a literal shit for brains.

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Watch some vintage porn - very true. The women look much more attractive too.

I blame all the chemicals we have in our foods nowadays.

Are that guy's balls consider big, average or small? Asking for a friend.

The answer is, yes you are gay.

Gorillas actually have very small penises because sexual reproduction is controlled through the access to sex, ie the strongest male gets the females by bullying all the others into submission even if he's got a baby dick.
In homo sapiens the female is the selective gender (usually) so reproduction is controlled by the quality of sex, so the males evolved to have bigger penises.
Keep in mind that doesn't mean bigger = better, there's a definite cutoff after which size is more a hindrance than a boon for heterosexual intercourse.

I had a friend who only had one nut. His other one had to be removed shortly after birth because it didn't descend properly.

His remaining nut was the size of a potato

The average prison inmate has more kids than the average engineer.

that's fucking gross. I'm 36 and everything is still tight and pert

So does anyone know how to make your balls bigger? Will nofap and exposing them to a certain temperature have a positive effect? Do I have to eat a certain diet? Help me out bros.

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blame monogamy. you need big balls so you can flood out the competition.

user don't worry about these things. No one cares, especially not girls.

It'll be okay frogposter

I do anyway they are like those ball bearings that clap off one another.

it's ok user, just admit you're jealous of my giant alpha balls

Just us, Chad is never born with a physical deformity and if he is then it's "cute hehe

What the fuck are you originally trying to say?
Originally of course.

how to you measure ball size?
pretty sure mine are big but it kind of sucks

There's not really a standardized way that you can do from home. If you have a caliper you can maybe measure length and width, or alternatively just compare it with an egg.

the single ball? those are normal i guess just a big sack i dunno why anyone would want big ones though they just get in the way

The op is saying men have smaller balls, while that may be true for most guys Chad doesn't have small ones, he doesn't have physical shortcomings (no pun intended) otherwise something is wrong with the universe. And if a Chad has a deformity like how Mark Walberg (I think?) has a small third nipple on his chest. I bet every girl he fucked said "hehe that's a cute nipple :D

Oh, yeah there's literally no standardized way to measure how far they hang, and that wouldn't even be ball size anyway.
Having big balls is pretty alright actually. Feels good when you're jerking off.

>while that may be true for most guys Chad doesn't have small ones
Alright you're just retarded. How on earth could you come to such a ridiculous conclusion.

Eat more saturated fats and probiotics.

literally stop fapping 3 times a day. i cut mine down to once or twice a week and i noticed my balls have grown in size

That's good thing. Larger testicles indicate higher sperm competition (female promiscuity). If it's true they've been getting smaller then women have become more monogmous, which isn't surprising.

>probiotics.
These are a scam to convince you to buy yogurt. No large scale clinical study has found them to be effective on healthy people, and if you're unhealthy they're still very very hit or miss. If you're in the US they're also not tested for antibiotic resistance genes.

Chads don't have problems, whatever "problems" they have is minuscule. You can never convince me Chads live a hard life.

>tfw very large balls and Peter North-tier cumshots
Now I just need a ballslut gf

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That doesn't mean they all miraculously have big balls despite the estrogen in the water.

>90% of the world
Maybe 20 years ago.

>According to wikipedia men have smaller testicles nowadays than in the past.

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>mfw able to sit on my balls by accident
It hurts like hell.

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My balls are literally 1.5 inches in diameter and I have really low test. Should I just neck myself or become a tranny?

I meant to say 0.5 inches.

I'm gonna need to see this.

Men are having less sex so our bodys adapted by having a small testicles. So in the upcoming years new generations may have no testicles. And yes thats how our kind is going to vanish.

Why even live mate?

Even went to the doc and had a blood test, I have 3.2ng/ml test. That's pretty bad. She said I could probably get some form of test supplementation from an urologist but I'm too lazy to get an appointment.

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We're not getting less fertile idiot, we're just turning into a species that isn't supposed to fuck and bust nuts at every opportunity.

>no standardized way
We gotta make one then
Shouldn't be hard, 30 minutes in a sauna, then someone comes in and measures you when they're as low as they get.
Same rules as measuring dicks, gotta get it as big as possible before you put a number on it, then you just claim your dick is that size even though currently/literally its like 3 inches.

jesus mine at least one inch, sissy

Yeah, the greeks seem big testicles ans small unerected dick as the masculine combo.

>baseline in 1950 - 7,200,000 spermatozoa/mL
>baseline in 2016 - 4,000,000 spermatozoa/mL

I don't believe you. You are implying you have less testosterone than a female with PCOS. You would not be able to get out of bed if that were the case. Fatigue, depression, muscle aches, weight gain, adipose tissue deposits, feminization and increase in aromatase. I call bullshit.

dicklet dicktected

our balls are about the same size bro

how to measure ball size? all i got is tape measure

OK so those would qualify as "big" right?

Yet the worlds population just keeps going up.
Yes, you're max cum throughput is going to go down, but not to the point that the individual is going to experience any problem if they abide by the new rules our bodies are trying to adhere to after a few hundred years of marriage and stuff, which is that you're gonna get an infinite amount of opportunities to actually impregnate your girl when you get her, so you don't need every single load to be full to the brim with swimmers you just gotta be able to wrangle some girl into a marriage with you.
Evolution invented the term 'use it or lose it' dude.

Being on birth control hormonally causes women to be attracted to men with more feminine traits.

Only niggers and sandniggers are above replacement levels, chucklefuck. Have you been in a coma?

>A normal range is typically 300-1000 ng/dl, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
300 ng/dl is 3ng/ml, isn't it?

The baseline is 600ng/dL

>Yet the worlds population just keeps going up.
Mostly in Africa and India, where they're not exposed to as the same chemicals. Developed countries are not having as many kids as they used to.
And no, I do not believe this has anything to do with the Jews or feminism or marxists.

Yeah, and I have 320ng/dl. Plausible now?

Even men that are below 600ng/dL are eligible for TRT. I have gone from 910 down to 660 when I was on SNRIs and I wanted to shoot myself. I am hesitant to believe you'd be able to go on with such a busted endocrinology and live normally.

>Male gorilla are also much larger than females, but they have a polygynous or harem-style mating system where many females live with a single male. With little or no competition actually inside the uterus, gorillas have had no need for a testicular arms race to facilitate the production of more and more sperm. Their testes, therefore, are relatively small.

Smaller testicle size is indicative that a few of the males are getting all the females.

But they're easier to suck too, right? :3

That's due to a really recent trend in society where you're only supposed to have one or two kids because white people cant afford to have 15 kids anymore, because we have to send them to college and shit now.
Other colors get to let their kids roll around in the dirt and have 10 in the hopes that 2 will get decent jobs like everyone used to.

It's because white people are paying for niggers to shit out niglets.
Africa wasn't booming in population until whites started giving them aid and vaccinating them.

Now whites as a genotype are becoming extinct while niggers are projected to be 4 billion by 2050. It's primarily thanks to white women. They are effectively erasing white men from the gene pool. Demography is destiny.

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I mean 'living normally' might be an exaggeration, but it's not that bad. I only really notice a low sex drive and slow gains. It's probably because you went from 900 to 600. I'm constant.

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Hop on TRT.
You have no idea how much your life will change. You are living as a disabled person.