ITT: Post your first name and others say the first thing that pops to mind with that name/personality or behavior they...

Angiela

to continue
Dylan owns a gun in case of SHTF but he has forgotten to clean it recently
Lucas is a frustrated computer programmer who needs rest but wants progress
Giorgi can't speak English that great but his heart and soul are pure gold.

You're a cutie sandwhich
What;s yr nickname? It depends with this one.

I have a classmate named Angiela and I really fucking hate her guts for no particular reason

plz no datamine
matthew

i dont wanna fuckin get muted.

Luke

Matthew is a cool dude to drink with but secretly wants to kill himself

Fakes being superficial to avoid opening up to people, resulting in others outside your friend group to despise them.
Good cook
Someone you'd find holed up in their room, only returning to the outside world for anime conventions. Would have more friends if he showered.
obsessed with motorcycles
sporty
that one mermaid
appears to be white trash but is actually a cool guy to talk with

really? with an "i" on her name?

Stop telling people this. It's not a secret either. *wink wink*

another matthewfag?
nice.

thanks user that made my weenie tingle

Chase

>inb4 IM GONNA CHASE YOU CHASE HURRR DURR IM SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL HURRR NOBODY HAS THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE BEFORE DUUURRRR HURR DURR

the best friend of some sitcom's mc

Oleg

Surprised I got muted

Cameron

I used to go by Tommy on account of my middle name but that's a little childish now

I knew a chad-like dude named Lucas. He complimented me on a short I made last month, after not having talked to him in a while. I hope he's doing well.

Either that one Italian Jojo or Giorgio Moroder

>Tad
Uhhh

alright then my name is Michael

white dude who's hella good at cooking
redhead & hyper
typical brad
sperg but super chill
stoner as fuck, but cool to kick back w/
makes bomb ass italian food, the funny guy of the group, nicest fucking guy you'll meet
skinny basedcuck that unironically blogs
owns a mechanics shop or gun store
"something something im a dudeguy"
asshole but hot
crazy smart & crazy fast, probably ran track in hs
christian upbringing, most likely a chink, successful but suicidal
was the cool kid at school with parents that took you to laser tag, but eventually fell outta the loop as they grew up

Jon

total fuckin sperg or wannabe chad, there's no in between

Jeremiah

c raised f raised f raised

Brian

I already know what ya'll are gonna say so just spit it out

never knew an angiela but knew an angela. she was very pretty and very nice to me

>ran track
a single lap left me gagging and gasping for air but ok

I actually knew a guy that was named "Braian" with an a.
he was a douche, stole my gf and the only friends I had.

broleg

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Milquetoast chill white guy. Might end up being a school teacher, comedian, or NEET

"Ariel" here. Unfortunately I am not a girl, just a hispanic dude cursed with this name.

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anthony, everyone calls me tony
in b4 sopranos

If you're gonna name your kid an irritating version of a normal name just expect him to grow up an asshole

why's it always like that though? there's gotta some scientific explanation

Daniel

Genuinely curious. It's a common name, but not generic.

Henry (Harry)
Go by either depending on location

Sounds like a good friend tbqh.

Eli

Origano

a cool guy but kind of a nerd

What the fuck that's actually pretty spot on.

Silent Hill, mainly the first corridor in the game

They probably grow up thinking their special or something, which is helped considering the type of people to name their kids that would probably think they're the most interesting and unique people in the world and would raise their kid to think the same

Deutsch natives pls don't laugh

Leider

TOP MARKS FOR NOT TRYIN'

youtu.be/30w8DyEJ__0

I TOLD YOU I WOULD EAT YOU

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I never use the full version of my first name but it's Ophelia.
Eli seems like a nice person who is kind of dorky but not off-putting.

Zamantha

Orphegels, mainly Orcustrion

This song epitomizes why it's hell to be named Brian. Everyone expects you to be a chad the likes of which the world has never known, and so every disappointing thing about you is a hundred times worse

Your parents thought they were real creative huh

Marco if one of you fuckers say polo i am going to neck my self

hee hee
polo

Thats actually a great name, you're probably into /lit/

That's why I'm such a fan of the song, it took me a couple listens to get it but it's all about how everyone ASSUMES the titular character is a fucking badass when in reality he has no idea what he's doing and is flying by the seat of his pants (emphasised by the breakneck speed of it)

Matthew here. Watcha think I'm like?

Funny guy who's secretly insecure about his friends

Max

introverted k-pop stan

I'm stubborn as FUCK. My ex sent me this btw.

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My name is Peter

Matthew sounds like a Brad name. I'm imagining you at a party and a bunch of bros are like "Yo What's up Matt"

Thomas
>THAT REMINDS ME OF THOMAS THE TRAIN HAHAHA

I'm way too pleb for /lit/. I read a lot to kill time but most of it has no real substance.
That's Yugioh, right?

Alright. We've had some Alex already. But what about:

Alexander

Erik fucking original

Alex here, that always seem like a pretentious traitor for me

Mermaid
Edgy atheist on youtube
Spider-man Shattered Dimensions
Star wars
Some Italian dude

Alec

My name is Spencer, but I sometimes go by Spence.

You sound like you're fat
Grant

my name is tyler
my name is tyler
my name is tyler

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You're 13 and you have a slight obsession with dirt bikes.

name Ian

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Freyja is mine name jaja

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you are more accurate than you could possibly ever know, I'm not even the same matthew.

Wow my girlfriend has such a nice name. JaJa

You better not snitch on me you fucker

Zachary

dont fuck me fbi

Ahhhhh this

Sareyn

Every fuckin' guy always says Thomas the Train, none of these fucks ever say Tank Engine

some faggot who spends so much time dissociating she doesn't take the time to live a little

ian

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if there is a femanon here named megan i just want you to know i hate you and youre shitty bitch name

Hayden

I'm indifferent about it. I wish my name was more unique

All Tylers are either retards, really chill, or both. Chad name

That fact you willing go by the name "Spence" is enough to know about you.

Jimothy

Evan
oregano

i consider myself both of those things

danke

Henry

Need to be original, fuck Jow Forums my name is original

Aww, thanks lad!

josh

no datamining please :(

A very serious, miquetoast, upstanding white man

Greg
fuck i hate my name

Yeah thats about right

A fat white kid who cant get girls

Stoner in uni who bikes to classes, wears a hat, and has an electric guitar

My name is originally Kyle

Derek

is the name

Loden