Whats the most embarrassing thing you ever seen?
Whats the most embarrassing thing you ever seen?
Andrew Campbell
Austin Torres
I can't remember alot of the embarassing things I've witnessed other people doing, but I sure as hell remember some of the embarassing things I've done.
It was back in elementary school and Kingdom Hearts 2 had just come out. I used to walk around on the outskirts of the playground during recess and pretend that I was playing as Sora.
I would just pick up sticks, swing them in mid air to try and simulate the attacking animation, and sometimes I would just randomly jump. I knew my teacher would stare at me sometimes too. One time I caught her eyes while I was swinging a stick, and she just smiled back at me as if she was pretending to not notice.
Many times I did this while I was only about twenty feet away from the swingsets where all the little chads and stacies would hang out, so they all stared at me sometimes.
Jaxson Perez
>Whats the most embarrassing thing you ever seen?
Your life
Carter Long
my life is pretty average so you definitely havent seen much
Joshua Cooper
My friends in middle school always used to argue with their parents and shit when I was over. Then their parents would say stuff like "I wish you were as well behaved as user. He never makes a fuss like you do," so then my friends were pissed at me as well.
Not really that embarrassing I guess, but I already typed this post up so whatever.
Luke Barnes
Way back when I was in elementary school, some other kids and I were daring each other to do shit. I dared a kid to piss his pants. Then he did.
I still think about this sometimes.
I'm not sure why I chose to have him piss his pants. I'm not sure why he actually did. This must have been grade 3? I think. I often wonder if anything happened long term because of that, like his mum buying him diapers that he had to wear in school.
Juan Flores
social anxiety got so bad I cried during a presentation.
I've been doing them since grade school, still abysmally poor at performing them, they haven't "got easier with time and practice" like the teachers said they would. The idea that public speaking fixes social anxiety is a crock of shit. They're just torture for the socially inept.
Zachary Allen
lol, I used to re-enact anime battles with my friends
Julian Ward
This is about as embarrassing as you can get.
Jacob Nelson
Something similar to OP
>be 13/14
>be playing vidya at friend's house
>friend's dad comes home from work
>friend pauses game to go downstairs to talk to his dad
>go read comics in the corner of his room while waiting
>about 15 mins later friend & his dad come upstairs arguing
>friend comes back into room and screams FUCKING FAGGOT before slamming door
>dad hulk smashes thru door, punching friend in the face in the process
>tears off his pants and underwear and belts him until he is screaming, "I'M SORRY DADDY I'M SORRY" over and over
>mfw still in the corner of the room with the comic
>dad finally sees me & flips to hospitality mode
>"Son! Why didn't you tell me user was here!"
>he tells us I have to go home now because it's time for friend's bath
>friend, still half naked, walks out of the room quietly with pants in hand
>dad walks me out, apologizes for what I witnessed, tells me friend will be alright, slips me $5 and sends me on my way
Doesn't help that a few years later, I saw the same friend get decked by his mom and end up with a swollen face after he told her "STFU, BITCH" showing off for me.
Ayden Young
My younger brother made a joke about "hunting coons" in front of my uncle and black aunt.
He was referring to racoons and I guess didn't understand it was a racial slur. Everyone just went silent and uncomfortable and tried to change the subject.
Still makes me physically cringe every now and again. Also to this day I don't think he fully realizes how awkward it was.
Luke Ramirez
Maybe not the most embarrassing thing I've seen, but the most embarrassing thing I've done was in 6th grade I said something really nasty to a retarded girl, then she overpowered me and beat me with a hairbrush.
Jaxon Lee
>arguments at friends' houses
I hated this. Why can't the parents have decency towards guests and chew him out after I leave?
Tyler Phillips
When I was 5 or 6 a sonic obsessed friend of mine shit all over his walls somehow and his mother left the door open so I saw it, and I ran 2 blocks home by myself. I didn't realize it was mean, there was just shit everywhere but I could tell I did mental damage.
Cameron Martin
It was usually my friends' fault for being shitheads or something. I even had a friend who was openly antagonistic towards his mom right in front of me. Like he would call her names and spank her and shit. He's a complete faggot now, if you didn't guess.
Robert Rodriguez
>spank her
What the fuck. I'd uppercut my 3 year old daughter for doing this shit to me
Jonathan Morales
I recently bleed all over myself at the library, I didn't even realize it because I thought my pad was placed correctly in my underwear but it wasn't. So I sat in my own bloody waste for 2-3 hours before I went to the bathroom and realized what happened. I probably smelled like death, luckily I kept a spare pair of underwear on deck and salvaged myself.
Not that embarrassing but it happened yesterday, and I feel bad.
Nathaniel Davis
I have no clue how women deal with periods. It's so fucking gross. I remember working fast food and having to change the tampon boxes in the bathrooms and they always smelled foul. I nearly vomited several times.
Brayden Turner
>95 year old granny died
>loved baseball
>give a eulogy at her funeral
>mention how I asked her if she though a negro would ever play in the major leagues, since baseball was segregated until she was an adult
>mention how I asked her if she thought a negro would ever manage the dodgers and lose back to back WS
>eating at restraunt after funeral
>family are all mexicans
>mfw some nigger lover had a black wife, mfw I talked about negros in front of her
Ayden King
It doesn't smell that bad to me since it's my blood, the thing is when I leak I don't realize it since the odor isn't apparent to me however others can smell it and it's so fucking embarrassing.
Josiah Sullivan
If it makes you feel any better, I've had a lot of female friends that I saw every day for a few years (college) and I never noticed any smell from any of them. I doubt anyone noticed unless they got really close to you.
Noah Parker
it's only cringe because you are cringe
niggers aka negros aka black people need to grow the fuck up and stop being offended by a fucking word when it has no intentional racism behind it
seriously though
Adrian Gray
My Ma chewed me out for talking about negros in front of my fourth cousin once removed
Samuel Thomas
>when it has no intentional racism
If your own parents call you nigger does that count? I am white but I also got abused by my mother a lot and cant imagine how much she would exploit being fat, black and retarded without being black. I wasn't molested but fuck that movie, its too real
Christian Wright
>that movie
I meant precious. I assume people have seen it but then I realize they think its the fat black lady movie and dismiss it. Watch it
Easton Allen
My life is one big embarrassing mess. My roommates had a friend over who looks white, like extremely white. I fling "nigger" here and there and for some reason in the middle of a game while I was on call with my friend I decided to go into the living room and ask "is it cool of I drop an N bomb fellas" this girl immediately said no and looked at me like I was crazy. Found out she was like one fourth black and I almost said "to bad nigger it's my appartment". This happened a couple weeks ago and I'm so glad it wasn't as bad as it almost was.
Christopher Brooks
>13/14
>didn't say shit to anyone
are you retarded or just a bad person?
Jayden Jackson
Cuz my friend took delight in being a literal irl troll to everyone, despite being popular and spoiled otherwise.
William Jenkins
so you let him get abused out of spite? That's is unbelievably fucked up
Camden Gray
Nah I minded my business because he instigated fights with his parents as soon as his growth spurt hit thinking he was tough and got his shit slapped for it. Do you really think they should have been okay with him cursing them out and humiliating them in front of his friends?
Wyatt Taylor
Nah that's normal for elementary school. Me and a mate used to pretend blast each other with kamehamehas at breaktime.
I remember a group of people that would just re-enact spongebob episodes and get angry if someone didn't know what happens next.
Christian Cruz
My "friend" in elementary dared me to search up adventure time yaoi in the computer lab and the teacher saw
Carson Edwards
Honestly it shouldn't matter if you say nigger, if a black person can call a white person a cracker and it is okay so is the word nigger then
>inb4 cracker isn't racist
I don't know about you but I would rather not be referred to as someone who intentionally harmed people and treated them like property
Matthew James
>took off his pants and underwear as a 13 year old and belting him
>calling him a fucking faggot
>saying it's time for his bath and slipping you money
that guy was getting fucked mate, the way you describe him sounds like he got messed up too by his dad fucking him, Jesus Christ that's fucked up
Kevin Allen
Why do you feel the need to use racial slurs online? I've never felt the need for it and don't get it. It just looks bad even to other white people.
Easton Walker
Why do you feel the need to be such a faggot, user?
Kevin Davis
Just not 8 years old I guess. Feels good not getting banned from games for screaming nigger over and over.
Grayson Hernandez
This time when I was with my gf little sister (that is extremly hot and that I always wanted to fuck) and she opened a snap which was a vid of a dude jerking his massive cock. We both glanced at each other and laughed awkwardly and after that we didnt speak to each other until my gf came back. Weird as fuck man
Lincoln Moore
You think she got wet?
Brandon Baker
honestly idk but I was diamond thinking that she might touch herself alone looking at those vids and thinking about how she wants to get fucked by big cocks
Nathan Foster
A chad cumming on a girls face in the woods. There was a crows around cheering and filming on their phones.
Matthew Flores
My brother went into a tirade about how Jews control the media and did 9/11 in front of my friends dad's Jewish girlfriend, we let him rant for about 5 minutes before she stopped him and just said "you know I'm Jewish right." And he awkwardly replied "why didn't you guys tell me?"
It was pretty bad.
Brayden Miller
When I become a father, I will be inspired by stories I read on r9k on what to not fucking do.
Daniel Howard
I have done so much embarrassing shit and it always makes me scream internally a bit whenever I unfortunately remember it. I don't really regret any of it since I needed to learn those lessons on what not to do, but it doesn't make it any less fucking embarrassing.
Aaron Edwards
To be honest I still fantasize and jerk about this moment, it was embarassing but so hot at the same time
Jacob Allen
I find that pretty funny actually
Christopher Sullivan
Fuckin legind noting embarrassing about that shit your just a fag he was chad
Bentley Rogers
He got $5 tho
Gabriel Wright
nigga its elementary school
Hunter Diaz
>Adventure Time
>Elementary school
You need to be 18 to post here, son.
Asher Diaz
There isn't necessarily a conflict, there.
Ryder Scott
>>be playing vidya at friend's house
>>friend's dad comes home from work
>>"Son! Why didn't you tell me user was here!"
>>tears off his pants and underwear
>>dad hulk smashes
>>I have to go home now because it's time for bath
>>still half naked, walks out of the room quietly with pants in hand
>>dad walks me out, slips me $5 and sends me on my way
>>friend screams FUCKING FAGGOT before slamming door
Damn. That's some wild stuff user.
Logan Myers
>I recently bleed all over myself at the library, I didn't even realize it because I thought my pad was placed correctly in my underwear but it wasn't. So I sat in my own bloody waste for 2-3 hours before I went to the bathroom and realized what happened. I probably smelled like death, luckily I kept a spare pair of underwear on deck and salvaged myself.
>Not that embarrassing but it happened yesterday, and I feel bad.
Gruesome
Michael Myers
i used to wipe with my hand and 'paint' on the walls with it
did it when I was like 4 or 5
did it again after having a GI surgery(long story) so i had lil poos alot so in the night i wiped with my hand and painted next to my bed, that happened between the ages of 13 and 17
I still sleep in poop and am trying to get medical help but breathing in all this stench builds my immune system so that's something
Jaxson Williams
this motherfucking website you pathetic weeb faggot
Ayden Ward
jesus christ picasso
Michael Turner
they weren't actually paintings or at least there was no attempt
I'm sure that modern art critics would like it, shame the house was sold
Jaxson Long
If you were 10 when adventure time came out, you would be 19 now
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO