King of r9k?

54 years old, last laid in 1985. No job. Can anyone top this?

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Not me, but I know someone who goes on the chinz, not r9k, and he hasn't had a job since 2003, 54, has never had sex once and has a 1 inch dick

what's stopping him from ending it all?

>"last laid in"

You're automatically disqualified

Not a virgin 70% of the board beats you. GTFO normalfag

Unironically warhammer and his 16 year old cat. I've been encouraging him to get another pet for when the inevitable happens, but he spent the money he saved up from benefits for a tattoo of her name

fuck, at least I banged 8s and 9s steady from 82-85

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Where do you live and why dont you have a job user? Do you look like OP pic?
t. 21 year old girl(female) thats into older guys

Interesting. How do you know him? Whats his personality like? Is he up to date with the slang used here?

kek

checked and lel

I wasn't even born in 1985 so I guess not

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Midwest, I'm probably better looking than Judge Reinhold. Anxiety

Im also in the midwest and have anxiety. But im sorry that its that bad for you. Wanna fuck?
Based movie btw

>t. 21 year old girl(female)
go back to discord sissy faggot

He's actually a client, I work in homecare.. Personality depends on whether he's taken his schizophrenia medication. On it, he's a bit of a boomer but otherwise pretty chill and funny. Off it, he's VERY neurotic and depressed and usualy talks about how he wants to kill himself cause he'll never have a family like he always wanted, which is pretty hard to watch. He doesn't really get the slang and he mostly just goes on /tg/ and /b/ desu. He doesn't really talk about Jow Forums much and I mostly see him painting his figs, building armies and shit

Shut up faggot im not a tranny and he sounds like a cutie dont fuck this up for me
Tfw no literal boomer bf

I'd say yes, but since you probably have a penis, no

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Yes you're a bigger abnormalfag tnan 99 percent of the hs virgins that gatekeep here.

thanks user, that's 1 vote for king

I dont have a penis.
[Spoiler][email protected][/spoiler] just in case (;

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>I dont have a penis
so what, you have two penises? there's no women on the internet

I'll try to believe that you're a girl and work up the courage to email you Fri or Sat. :)

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