Tfw no small-L libertarian bf

Did you just conjure up a bf for the OP?

Granted. But some stuff happened to the egg. And It's hot.

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OMG my stone never does that, what does it mean?

haha yes I think I did, i did not know it was this powerful

I don't know user, I think it's trying to do something but it don't have enough power to process it. I hope it's summoning a girl...

Can you conjure me a wife to take care of my house, cook me dinner, and have wild sex every night after my very physically demanding and tough job?

just be careful user, maybe its summoning a succubus

user WHY DID THIS HAPPEN I WAS JUST ASKING FOR AN ANIME GIRL REEEE

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9/10 magic stone egg
i wish jack picks up the bf my magic stone conjured up so unexpectedly

>tfw no strasserist gf

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user I asked him and he started glowing even more. Now he's emitting his anger coming from his loneliness around.

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i end up attracting libertarians and i catch myself being pulled to them, sometimes later finding out where they stand. i don't know why but it's becoming a pattern.
i'm kind of a mixed bag green anarchist. we do this do. ;^)
eggcelent/egg

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just be careful user, it will project its loneliness on you when you keep holding it like that!

I'll be your T-Girl libertarian gf

I'm small and small-l libertarian

does that count

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Sage so I can post another thread.
Do you live near me in california

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west of the valley in los angeles, you

Thanks to him being here, I'm not alone anymore...

dissing the stones and thinking you will ever find a bf, ha!

>having righty/libbies fawn over me
>from dif backgrounds/race/etc
>debates get them flustered
>princess worship hatesex mode
>tfw this is very cashmoney

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pretty cool out of ten

op is ugly and a faggot

I'm a sort of a big L Libertarian, sort of a small L. Not registered with the party, but I vote for candidates who are members of the party.

It is nice to be able to get along with both sides to an extent.

the libertarian party is a bunch of spineless faggots with zero understanding of the NAP or how it extends to countries

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SF bay area, oh well

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>tfw no big-F fascist bf

Don't suppose you'd be up for chatting with a Libertarian from Washington, would you?

like 4 hours away

ah well