Do it faggots. See where you stand

Do it faggots. See where you stand

dulm.ddns.net/normie/

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Second verse, same as the first. I'm still a party dude, I guess. No one has any opinion of Brad.

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got weird normie. pessimism is for losers

Lame normie
X - -3
Y - -0.5

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>x=-6
>y=-5.5
>sperg
>dangerously close to wizardhood

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I guess that fits, since I'm more sociable than the average bot. I don't know about optimism though, I'd personally have pegged myself (4,-2) or thereabouts.

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Suprisingly accurate. Origiigash

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My first Jow Forums post in 2 years

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shouldnt you be a failed normie according to that?

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aaaaaaaaa why are you not letting me boost your hit counter :(((

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Picture won't load for mine. I don't have tats, but I thought about getting one. I have a bunch of friends because even though we're all pretty asocial, we used to have a mutual friend that would get us all together for stuff. So even though I'm not very social, I've managed to get a fairly rich social life.

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Filthy normaniggers, all of yall

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>Edge Lord
>x -5, y -8.25
Seems pretty accurate desu.

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I guess me being a sperg is cause of the red area I'm in

nerds
X - 3
Y - 3.5

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DULM dev here. I fixed it. I renamed the "Weird normie" rank to "Niche normie" and I forgot to rename the image that goes with it. Sorry for the inconvenience :-D

I think it's pretty epic that people are shilling my test without me. Makes me feel contentment.

Also, scroll down on your results, there's a second result which shows your approximate normie percentile. Instead of a graph, it's a bell curve and tells you where you fall at.

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where my edge lords at?

I had to tweak my answers to embody extreme delusion to make this work. Is there anyone out there who actually falls into this category?

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>(Americans, do you have a driver's license?)
(Europeans, can you use mass transit?)
WTF?

Lame normie

More or less what I expected

originalo originale oregano

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Do you know how to make ordinal variables?
Because Q.37 is totally wrong

Wait what? Is it losing numbers? How is this even possible? I also took the vote thing down because the cool-down time went autism mode, so I'm fixing that soon.

I either get Sperg, Lame normie, or Edge Lord, never get a result outside of the red quadrant.

I've noticed actually low-functioning autistic people don't realize they're autistic so they have confidence, but they still can't socialize well. That's who I imagine is a Social outcast.

I fixed that fail too. Sperg now goes all the way up to Y 0.

If you can't drive in America, you're fucked. There's hardly any mass transit and if there is, it's full of niggers and zoomers. With Europeans, they brag about their epic trains and stuff, so I imagine they have a good mass transit system and wouldn't face the same problem Americans do with the lack of a driver's license or a car.

Q 37 is just a greater than thing. If you're male, you'll gain a point if you're above 3-6, but females gain a point just for being above

Lame Normie
X - -1
Y - -4.5
>Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies
Right on the feels.

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> 8. If someone invited you to do something with them, how would you answer?
This is a shitty question that really needs a "it depends" answer

The question tells you exactly what they're asking you to do in the italics. There is no "it depends", you must say yes or no to this person.

Thanks, I'll just take the test again for the screencap.

I would hang out but I would not party

>I've noticed actually low-functioning autistic people don't realize they're autistic so they have confidence, but they still can't socialize well. That's who I imagine is a Social outcast.

So Chris-Chan just rules that part of the map alone, then? Well, my fellow Brads and I will sail our longships south this year...

Boom faggots. Pog mo thoin

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>Well, my fellow Brads and I will sail our longships south this year...

By which I mean west. Christ, this is why I'm not a Chad.

Seems about accurate
I find myself constantly arguing with and disliking anyone who I interact with for almost contradictory reasons

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I am first who say this: Nice job OP

Lame normie
X -3
Y -5.5
Boring cunt, who would otherwise be an edge lord if it wasn't for the fact I know how to keep my mouth shut
>He might not get laid, but he can.
S-sure, you too.

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Get out of this board thanks

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I only got "lame normie" because I'm a recluse who has self-confidence
I don't think I'm normal at all

I live in a medium sized city in America(661) and the buses aren't hard to deal with around here.

the only issue is that I get streaming services just to let them sit on my device for a hundred years untouched. kek

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should add that I don't really like EDM

I guess I am somewhat of a normie due to having a job and not being a hideous manlet.

Still an awkward virgin who doesn't know how to talk to people though.

I'm convinced the only reason I am not depressed (any more) is due to eating healthy and exercising regularly.

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>"OMG IM SO QUIRKY DOE IM NOT LIKE THE REST XD"
That's what I read

>inspect source for page
>it's designed to literally give you a random result no matter what answers you put in
Fucking Kek, nice datamine OP.

I guess this is my destiny. Oh well.

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you keep that up, it's better that you do for the sake of your own well being.

im ok with this i was scared id be more of a normie cause I work in retail and therefore talk to people all time (unfortunately)
also
>how attractive are you
idfk? doesnt everyone think theyre a 5 or below? sigh

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Any proof?
I looked at the source code and I didnt find anything

Did this earlier
Test is spreading fast

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He is full of shit. There is nothing in the source. It's a server side script.

Only partially accurate. I've been accused of extreme passive aggression, but really I just do what I want regardless of what other people think or say.

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...with privacy raping code hidden on the server.

No, being quirky is one of the things that pisses me off, as does making assumptions (which is what both robots and normalfags do which annoys me)

Lame normie and I always thought I was a normie

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Furthermore, you can easily move your results around once you make the obvious connection between the questions and the axis they change. If the results are distorted, it's because the OP has weighted his variables wrong.

>...with privacy raping code hidden on the server.

If you have the script itself, post it, it's a laugh riot.

What script? The script to my new TV pilot where I fucking BTFO OP and his gay website?

I got cool normie. Is that a good thing?

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>mfw it actually describes my condition almost accurately

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You forgot your name, Storm Ranger.

I am not Storm Ranger, I am his humble sidekick Fog Lad.

It means "it's your time to leave r9k"

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>lame normie
I guess. But if i could, i wouldn't leave my house. Also i'm not sure if i have friends. I go to the gym with two guys and talk with people at university, but that's just out of necessity/convenience.

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edge lord, fuck I hate myself

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I am so mediocre, even the test couldn't figure out another spot for me on the X-scale other than 0.

(kill me)

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yeah... this is too accurate senpaitachi

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Out of place among normies, out of place among you spergs

By the way, partly true, partly untrue.

> Smokes tobaccoo
sometimes, yes. True.

> alcohol
true.

> not to look cool, but to escape the mediocrity he's fallen into
... yes. Sometimes on parties though. Can't stand listening to people's senseless bullshit unless I am in some state of equilibrium/notgivingashitandfeelingcozy

> Indie music.
Yes. Electronic stuff, synthwave, outrun etc. True. Hate mainstream. Don't like the vocals. Also mainstream isn't chill. I am chill.

> He has a giant sleeve tattoo
No. No confidence, not enough money/don't want to spend it on that/can't spend it on that because not accepted in work branche

> ex-girlfriends name tattooed
I am niche, not retarded. Untrue.
Actually, retarded people can be nice. I mean stupid people.
So nah. Will never get one. Feel like that belongs more to the "Party dude/trashy normie"-section, because they wouldn't care what other people think or would enjoy the controversy, since they secretly love drama.

Test may be a data mine, but I love it. It is kinda accurate and gives you objective social scaling.

right at the zero

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pretty close to being a sad boy

cool normies reign supreme, 10 to 1 chad

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I got this as well but it's wildly inaccurate. I've never done drugs in my life, I haven't even tasted alcohol. I listen to midwest emo and I would never get a tattoo and I've never had a gf

I thought I'd be a wizard or edgelord.

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Get used to moderate amounts of alcohol at least. Most people will become uncomfortable if you don't, because they feel like they are doing something wrong and being judged when drinking alone.

> Emo
visit a good barber. let them give you advice on what would look best. Take photos. Go to cheaper barber, show photos. Repeat for less money.

> never had gf
Dunno, I had, but I guess there is a variety at niche normie, I guess. Got a massive Y-decrease because of depression though.

no cool tats tho.

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I got this too. I don't have any tattoos and I'm depressed often. I guess not depressed enough though.

I guess this is accurate enough
I feel like I fit in more with you guys than the normals though, even if not completely

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had a feeling I'd be somewhat normie. not sure how having friends makes you more normie, even bots can befriend each other

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You forgot the "Bot" space, though.

Should include people who are over 23 and never had sex.

>tfw stealth virgin

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>Edge Lords tend to rally with others like themselves
Dumb quiz, I answered that I have no friends and never socialize and yet it gives me this. Wouldn't say I'm an edge lord either, although I do feel anger (mostly at myself but other people too).

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>not sure how having friends makes you more normie
It just does, the more of a social life you have the normier you are. True robots don't have friends

Sperg/Lame normie
funny enough I was a wizard in my childhood

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i dont think i did this right lol

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>Edge Lords TEND to rally with others like themselves
"Tend" means most of the time, it doesn't mean all of time.

I kept "robot" off the test. Originally "Niche normie" was "Cyborg".

The most common result on this test is "Lame normie". Seems you guys have each other.

It literally says on the test that it doesn't record the results or the answers.

I didn't claim that it said otherwise, but when you explicitly answer that you don't do something giving you the answer that even says "tends" to do that same thing makes little sense

>What is a lie?

seems kinda wrong, then again you cant realy trust these only tests can you

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I HIGHLY doubt that in 5 minutes, almost a thousand people have taken this test.

Did one of you guys who got "Chad" from the test actually turn out to be Chad and share it with your normie audiences? Because there's really no other way this could happen realistically. Maybe someone's spamming the literal fuck out of the test, who knows.

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Cool? Man it sure the fuck don't seem like it

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> I kept "robot" off the test. Originally "Niche normie" was "Cyborg".

Glad you switched to "niche normie", cyborg sounds way too cool for what I am.

I took it maybe 50 times myself just tweaking my responses and seeing how it affected the results. God, you conspiricy-fags see evil in every nook and cranny.

Sperg
X-5
Y-5.25

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When bandwidth costs money, seeing very active statistics is worrying. By my math, the test has been taken about 40,000 times.

I switched it from "weird normie" which I felt didn't serve as a good name.

Lame normie
X - -3
Y - 0

That sounds about right, including the part about being able to get laid if I really wanted to.

I'd imagine this applies to most people here whether they'd like to admit it or not.

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Where my party bois at

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Kill me, Pete. Please. Super duper oregano style.

KILL ME, PETE
KILL ME, PETE
KILL ME, PETE
KILL ME, PETE!
KILL ME, PETE!!

youtu.be/iKreBMom7lo

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Meh. At a four way cross, but where it placed me is probably accurate.

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Op here

Test is going nice

Basically s/o to my turbo normie master race.
We did everyrhing and we get pussy

But deep deep inside we are robots and no one knows that.

eat raw animal products no gmo no preservatives, animal is fed its natural wild diet. or face biological consequences of the industrial revolution