Write a rap, I'll choose the best one and spit it for you

fucking with an animal,
my bullets cut through your cavicle, like my dick through her vaginal,
the lyrical Hannibal,
light up your block with a fuckin cannon, thatll handle you
everyone gets shot, even your baby wont make it through,
so watch what you say,
cuz i can turn night into day,
with this pump its fuckin kid's play,
so dont make me show up where your kids play and go Doc Holiday,

put my dick in the bitch
cum in that pussy with no hitch
pull up with dracos on the ops that snitch
niggas talk shit when see me in my foreign
but last night i fucked their moms so i be ignorin
i stay woke and never be ignorant.

This is insanely good

>all too much is this all there is I have a vision clearly but my soul is empty
>a reason to live and breath each day but every morning the hope is fading
>too much to ask to atleast enjoy it, this painful process is neverending
>one minute I'm happy the next I'm aimless.
>am I really here or a ghost of progress?
>early onset it's terminal I feel so godless
>will I turn out fine will I really make it?
>I'm a failure true but at least I'm shameless

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You are jones
Son of papa jones and heir to the throne
Sat on by crones now nothing but bones buried in stone
Taken from castles laid waste and replaced with Jones tomes
Turned into Jones homes
Paving the way for Jones alone to roam
And who am I? I am Smith
I am the furnace and Earnest I will consume all knowledge contained in your book and then burn it
My hammer is fire and fire is pain
And it pains me to know that few and far between are cursing your name

fucked your bitch with my 8 inch dick
took it real deep called me daddy she loves that shit
faggot you're a little bitch, a bitch ass cuck
should watch your fucking back
cuz ill smash your skull then fuck whore ass bitch I dont give a fuck
always talking shit cuz you're a weak faggot
you're a loser with a small dick and you have no balls
that's why you talk shit cuz you're an insecure faggot
hate me cuz I'm better hate me cuz I make you're bitch wetter
last night she was screaming like a whore though
you're a fucking joke and that's why you're a whiny little bitch
soiboy faggot always talking shit
but you're a weak little beta ass bitch
fucking pretentious ass normie faggot
NPC little bitch
I'm the chad alpha robot
gonna fuck your life up with this fat horse dick

>muh dick
neck yourself nigger

Found the dicklet cuck

I still cling to the hope that I'll have a fling and elope
Slinging the dope, look at all 'it, my wallet, the thing could explode
But for real, I've done nothing, a fucking joke
The door has shut and then closed, so I sing just to cope

No girlfriend to get blown like a whirlwind
To finger and drink her, the second and third in
Should mention the blood when I'm wrecking a virgin
Seems I'm dreaming of breeding, the heck is the purpose?

Self hate ain't a game, but let's play
See how long it can gestate
No it ain't fair, this depressed state
Rope and a chair, dangle til neck breaks

(this is all I could come up with)

ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THAT'S NOT ME
DON'T GOT A JOB I JUST BLOW TREES
LIVE WITH MY MUMMY MAN'S RENT FREE
ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN ACT LIKE A NEET
ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN GUESS THAT'S ME

im 2 cool
for skool
gabigool
baba lou
salty spitoon

"here
i am
"heard from her?"
there was no ma'am
her smile was flashy with no cams

rewind

humble, she was bright
tried to sweep her off her feet
like cinderella
took a chance took a bite
had to watch out cuz there was shady fellas
but it felt right

she keep me dry during depression
she was kind of my umbrella
heart beating, soaring like a kite
thought it felt right

but

couldn't believe it
harsh words were spoken
she revealed my fears today

left me broken
heart blackened blue
she said "let the tide roll through"
but i'm not a whale man,
"can't just blow it over"

now i sit here to myself
thinking of all the times
and putting it on the shelf

another chapter, another book
even tho "it's for the best"
still feels like i failed a test
and this story has me shook"

mix it up to make it sound better if you want, i'm just spewing ^^;

you a have a nice little ass
i would fuck you all the night
you gonna see the stars like you do with Chad
if my autism cured eaarlier i would already have
you look like a fucking whore
you beeter get new clothes
now you will get ass-spanked
filled with junk
in your fucking hole
now fuck of whore

Uhhh yo
my niggas is my niggas and yo niggas is my niggas
I'm comin' hard on yo girl an her girl an her girl on fo way
we take all the way every motha fuckin day
but to god i don pray caus that nigga dead anyway
where come we gonna stay
but to who the deal we gonna pay
I live my life the only way
the rest you niggas stay out my way
I got the shit you want and need
if you don't pay I make you bleed
i make yo girl come blister or bleed
she knows I got the she shit indeed
I'm rollin' fat on dem wheels
bitches know I steel the reels
we got no time fo cheap thrills

niggas who gave me the B-card
my niggas
"scraight; scraight nigga"

Poppin noggas with my Smith and Wesson
Kind like how Tumblr bitches pop antidepressants
Nigga talkin shit
So I taught him a lesson
Whipped out my dick and his bitch commenced with the undressin
caught my thottie cheating
she thought I'd absolve her
of her crimes,
but I shot her with my problem solver

I know I'm bad but I'm trying my best please go easy.

I dislike rap that's just about muh bitches or muh dick or whatever, but it's so much easier to write than something with actual thought put into it

im a sperg-perg-perg
i need what i deserve-serve-serve
gonna let youknow now
i want you to know now
i hate the fucking jews and all your fucking captcha
catch on this motherfucker and send it to your grandma
I hate you goldberg-berg-berg
and the niggers with the rap-rap-rap
you sound like fucking crap.crap.crap
i want you to hear my autism
a word without jews mean without terrorism
feminsm
lesbianism
fighting
dividing
hate adnd realizing
all of this took to a shady place
now im a creep and i couldnt get laid
but now i found love
inside this fucking world
and we will save you all
but if now you listen
i want you to hear the lord
and spread his fucking word
And no, i dont mean semitic traditions
i mean love and hope inside all this fucking cinism
You dont believe in fairy tales, just go for the contemplation
than my dear nigga,, you'll find salvation
BEEEEppp

Y'all work for crumbs and you live in slums and treat that shit like its something cool,
Yeah I'm a idiot,
Yeah you prolly acting,
Should be glad we could switch, you'll have an understanding,
But you'll never make it,
Making others richer give you little pieces but you don't get the picture,
If you just a hoe hey tough luck,
Small time gang member hey life sucks,
Keep tryna win,
But you never will,
Doing petty shit just for a cheap thrill,
They made me for you,
I'm for you to hate,
Focus on me and maybe not the day and date.

MILKIES FOR MY BREAKFAST
HOLD MY PENIS AMBIDEXTROUS

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You salty .. for many reasons

I'm the fuel to my fire call me acetylene; I tried to write a book but only made it to volume three tried to write the almanac but only got to letter 3, I'm a neet I don't do meet and greets I'd rather have a seat and beat my meat and have some frozen food to eat, yeah wouldn't that be neat, summer days in the heat feel it from my hair to my feet I pass out and land back on my feet in a dream in which the elite are fat neets with sweaty feet to greet? I don't know what this turned into but I couldn't stop

ITT: same cucks thinking rap is actually easy

you niggas sound like fucking dorks

OP here, here are the lyrics I chose. Let me know if you like the song

clyp.it/bhudht43

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They did pretty good honestly

rap is actually easy though so shut up

good shit bruv
originally

Bumping so people the finished thing

*can hear

Maybe you should've posted the beat you were going to use beforehand, so the posts could've been written accordingly - most of the words don't flow very well

Nigga nigga yah,
Nigga yeah, nigga yay.
Pass up the whip,
Cuz I got somethin to flay

Man that feel when no gf right?
feels like a spotlight,

When everyone is judging
just cause you're not fucking

the first thing that moves,
as if that's your cue to choose.

I want to be better than that,
more than that,

not like some fat Jewish incel who thinks trying to improve yourself is wack.

I want to see the light at the end of the tunnel,

but these feelings I have just feel like a funnel,

sinking me deeper,
making me wish I could feel her.

But I know theres work to be done,
my fight isnt won;

But I'll keep on struggling.
cause that's what I've always done.

----
I feel like I made a poem.

Act like Andy Kauffman, but not Ironic;
Mom stirs my chocolate milk, milkies and tonic,
I'm an autist, not an artist, my rhymes bubonic,
join that trap discord yet? Bitch, get on it.

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No it is not do not give him false hope like that

Reminds me of Bus Driver

Comin' from nothing to sumthin'
I don't care what you bumpin'
Lost my best friend last year
Not the dog, but a dawg
It started with a bottle of beer

We were on his porch, talking about love lost
Mad about my ex, who cheated then went ghost
He told me of his, he was much older
The she left him was colder

To lift boulders of our chests, I suggested a drink
He said "Naw man, I'm sober now."
His favorite remedy ink

I was unusually pushy and said,
"One won't kill you"
Tell you what
you can pour out half once you're less upset

So went and got two forties,
Cheap shit, we paid with a solid ten
Had enough left over for chips and smarties

He joked about how familiar the candy seemed
Like he had seen it many more times in a hazy dream
I asked him if he had a sweet tooth
He told me he was never much for sugar, for fear of addiction

I wouldn't see him for over a year,
Well, truth is I didn't think he'd be here
After I left for a cushy corporate job
He stayed, and fried his brain to a blob

Turns out bad memories and drinks don't mix
Got him hooked on old habit and he bit
Went back to his friend who sold him a fix

I know you're a grown man
and made your own decisions
But damn,
Sure wish I had listened to your inflection

CONT:

Licky licky licky licky licky lick lick
Lickitung ching chang chung, stacy suck my dick.
Come to my place and meet my mommy
I think I'm a rapper and she says she likes my songies.
Mom works hard: mom brings home the moneys
Mommy please put my tendies in the oven, set to 420.

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Bumpasdfa

discord
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