Has a girl asked you out for a drink?

Has a girl asked you out for a drink?

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If the answer were yes I wouldn't be here.

What do you honestly think?

I've been thinking of asking a girl to get coffee with me

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Yeah my moms girl friend from work asked me to go on a date with her but i was like nah necause damn you would have to force me to go out with a damn 40 year old with a kid. Fuck that shit. Of course i let her down littely becauze she is my moms friend but damn was that shit insulting.

yes. im quite normie and tall. also lost a lot of weight when younger

its very vague, what sort of drink?

Yeah I used to drink with a female co-worker but she always had different bfs and was a trashy slut

Yes, but it went nowhere.

Yes. She broke my heart.

no.
im a fuckcing loser what do oyou think im, here on 49k
xspt sorry im really drunk

That's the dream, but no. I'd have to have any semblance of a social life for that to happen

Haven't even talked to a girl since I was in a mixed school in 6th grade 7 years ago, so no

>Has a girl asked you anything?
Only the time

very originally exactly truely true. the truest true-statement

>asking people out

dude it's almost 2020 just hook up and bang via electronics and internet lol

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Hey wanna bang?
Very Oregano Mister Robotto

>instagram
>snapchat
>kik
>tinder
>even the canonical euphemism for sex, netflix and chill
>all proprietary software with a business model of spying on you
>the botnet wants me to remain a virgin

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Yes and I rejected her offer. I love to drink but I don't want people knowing I drink. Its most cuz Im fucked up and can't open up to people

why is Hayasaka so lewd?

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>I love to drink but I don't want people knowing I drink.
I worry about drinking with other people because I have to drink quite a bit ahead of time to prepare myself to be around other people in the first place, and if I drink more with them then I could easily drink way too much