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1 Iike 1 prayer

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Zeus clearly hasn't moved on from the radio and it's actually quite sad.

>he begs for likes
how gauche😂

back from lidl. 3 cheese and sweet chili pizza slices, 8 cans of scrumpy. a smile of da qt tillgrill. and got muh meds, and got to chat with an irisher behind the counter. she wasn't qt but her accent was, tobesuretobesure

>note to self

Stop fucking checking your temples, just ignore the problem and stop stressing out

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ SCORE CHECKPOINT
Post your scores in response to this post.
Scorelets (those with a score less than 100) must leave this thread at once, and can only return once their score is greater than 100.

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yes you may.
*commences hitting that motherfacking like buttan sequence*❤️

score this
*hands you a freshly rolled piece of dough*
just lightly now, we don't want to rip it too severely.
good piggu
*pats head*

*flips you off*
wahey!

Accumulate points

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get yer scores out fer the lads, you slaaaaaaaaags

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I go away for FOUR days and this place now has a "like" button. Is this an April Fool or have we turned into Facebook???

Shall hopefully hit 200 after this post

april fools you new cunt

i am shy .. pls b kind :

Well, he's got a reaction oot ye, you've got tae give him that! You gave him exactly what he wanted, you played right intae his hands!

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

alright lads, it's a

1. awful
2. bad
3. alright
4. decent
5. nice
6. excellent

day today!

if you get to 600 points you get a free pass to diggerland
some Jow Forumstard got 1200 but was miffed when he realised it wasn't niggerland and gave the tickets back. the race is back on

Like THIS POST to unlock SECRET NEET POWERS

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just about to eat late lunch🥜

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fantastic and excellent

*be's kind*

New Snooker game in 2 weeks lads. Yaaaas

what do you want to achieve this month, user? think you'll manage it? this month i want to improve my hair and clothing situation.

absolutely fookin fuming lads. simple as.💢

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my goal is to get all the perks unlocked♨️

I want to get a new job and get rid of my piles

wonder what my month will be like...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

you need 1000 for that btw

have you got any interviews? for me getting a new job was a year long process but i'm pretty bad in that area.

I want to get a score of 1,000

right how am I doing with these points

Dam that's hot post moar op plz I need dis

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Got an interview at 5 today lad, cross your fingers for me because I really can't afford to be unemployed for long.

>get rid of my piles
eat healthier, don't push
t. lad that's had banding done 3 times and an operation where they blast the pile with an ultrasound thing then sew it up in yer arse
still got em

Doing well, my fellow 200 and something friend

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fuckin hell lad, unlucky.
I've cut caffeine out entirely and feel a lot better as a result. Still need to eat more fibre like.

pizza slicey wiceys done. time for spliffage and gameidge

downloading rainbow six siege at the moment. massive download. got a bit fed up with apex legends but need something multiplayer in my life. not very talkative on shooters so i think i'm going to miss the ping system from apex. guess i'll just mute anyone who rages at me.

I've only been away since Thursday, I'm not new you faggot.

Right. Sound. So long as it's not a permanent feature. Fuck's sake. Change makes my aspieness play up something rotten REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why don't you play white games instead of paki shooters?

Sir, please hand me some of your points :(

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Who is the cunt doing the animated posts?
So much for anonymous if the points are tied to your posts and thus identity

Poley could be very, very easily supplanted by a bot. He offers nothing of any worth or originality.

>checked
the banding was worse. it was the worse thing i've felt untill i woke up after the ultrasound thing, and then that was the worst. tramadol helped though, and 3 hours after that i was on my feet and on my way home. really was not expecting that, but i did go private for the last op as i wasn't happy with the bare minimum servioce the NHS offers. my mate said his mum had the operation i had, on the NHS and was crawling round on her hands and knees for 2 weeks

Excited for the new hearthstone expansion poley?👌

and i can go on vg and my points still carry over. isn't vg on 4channel now?

I think my score is roughly around 100 now. But who knows, I guess we will see after this post

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Fucking points? Perks? WTF, this is too much like reddit karma.
The only way to win is by not playing the game. Over and out til this shit is over.

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team cream represent

You'll get addicted soon enough lad

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

you post you gets dem points
you don't post you don't get dem points
you're very poor at not playing the game😹

I used to work with someone who had that done, she explained graphically and with hand demonstrations how they'd stretched her arsehole to about -- holds hands apart about as far as a grapefruit -- and it took weeks to go back to normal size. Is that what happened to you?

youtube.com/watch?v=U3gbINiRbYk

Exactly. It's like having a personality by proxy whether you want it or not.

Edit 2: Hi r/all!

saw a hot girl today, then she turned around and looked a lot like homeless chan

big dumpy face with a weak chin

If this post gets a like, I'll put flaming wotsits up my nose!

oh my
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The only way to win is by not playing. Apologies but this really riles my need for an unchanging constant, this isn't Jow Forums so I'm going in the garden instead.

with the banding? yeah. my body went into shock for 2 days the first time. they use a thing called a speculum(probably not spelled correctly)

Do it faggot, post pics

right you are then, get your camera out

Were you awake when they did it?

Okay you contemptible little fuckers. Which one of you was this? I'm under very strong suspicion that this is one of you.

youtu.be/e3giyDieuP4

>Blobby, mentally ill Autist
>Lives alone in his bennie flat
>Makes friends with other nonces and they conspire of ways to avoid the nonce hunters
>"I do watch alot of paedophile hunter groups so I know how tah get around it"
>"I dont want to get exposed"
>"yer only thirteen but yah can learn!"

Goodnight
Nonceblight

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where you going to shove it if i love yer post?❤️

for the banding yeah. they gave it me dry no painkillers or owt. and the cheeky bitch nurse triewd a joke on the last time when i said i'd had it done before, she said oh you know the drill then.
too fucking soon love, too fucking soon

ah untwist yer flaps, s'only a spot o fun, it'll be gone by tomorrow

SCEA's not been around recently lads, just saying♨️

Alright fellas we are just over 16 hours into the water fast today. Only 40 days to go fellas.

I hate you more than poley, I hope you go into shock obnoxious cunt.

>Which one of you was this?
haha was me mate

Can some anons post some funny Poley pictures? I only came back like a week or two ago been gone for like 2 years, can you catch me up?

I remember some of the pics he posted had me in tears at how degen he is. Didn't see last thread was dead.

water fast going well

can feel my head getting lighter as my brain detoxifies

> got enough good boy points to get me a car
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should have i bought any of this crap

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Just binge ate four quarter pounder pork and chorizo burgers.

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON SALE!!!!!

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He's like a level 100 paedophile he unlocked the ability to keep one eye on the kids and the other too look out for the hunters.

He also sounds like he is dying. Random coughs and struggling to breath. The most run down looking 21 year old I've seen looks about 35

need to do all sorts desu but cannot be bothered

kek that this Like ad get out of here lmao

Just spreading the healthy word of water fasting and veganism matey boy. Love and compassion over all matey boy.

Another water fasting vegan :)
The joy!

send likes im dieing

'ere go lod

le updoot

my dog has a nice life

took him to the park, then he had his tea, now he's snoring his head off😃

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the perks once you've unlocked them?

rabbit

say woof woof to em when they wake up, bet they'd love that🐡

>arranged a whatsapp video call with a qt sounding recruiter
There's no fucking way I'm answering that phone is there lads